Jorja Can’t Stop Swearing


The sounds children make (provided they’re coming from the right place) can be a sort of social music — think babies laughing or a toddler’s first words. But my favorite child sound of all has to be that of a precious school-age kid cursing. It is never not funny (unless, of course, it’s your kid, and even then, it could still be hilarious). Bret Michaels‘ endlessly amusing 5-year-old Jorja cursed up a blue streak on this week’s Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It, as this bonus clips reel highlighting Jorja’s potty mouth attests. Kristi lightly reprimands Jorja’s D- and D-bombs but she doesn’t come down too hard on the child. She’s probably too entertained by it all, and the sheer look of joy that comes over Jorja’s face while she says “dogs***” is way too precious for a mother to just cut off, anyway.

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  1. Mark G says:

    What?Do she kuss like she was born doin’ it?

  2. Kelly says:

    I loved this episode because I also have a kindergartner who swears I let her watch this and told her see Jorja says naughty words to. I told her look Jorja’s mommy told her that it’s not ok to say bad words. She seems to understand a little better having watched this. She say’s Mom Im not going to say bad words anymore and Jorja is not going to say them anymore too is that right Mom? I told her thats right. I think this was a great episode I am not alone along with alot of other parents out there.

  3. Amy says:

    Ahhh Jorja, Jorja, Jorja….
    I know it’s hard to keep a straight face when your kids use the “naughty” words!! Jorja is such a cutie, but that potty mouth is gonna get her into trouble!! Bret and Kristi, I know it’s hard but stand your ground!! I have twin daughters who are four and believe me they give me a run for my money… I lso want you guys to know that you have two beautiful daughters and when I saw Bret’s meetings with the girls teachers and the things that Rayne is doing in school, it touched my heart… I hope I can teach our girls to be as caring and outgoing and just a nice person like your daughter… And don’t worry Jorja will come around.. LOL… And Bret this hurts me to say this, but MARRY THAT GIRL ALREADY!!! Kristi you ROCK!!! Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year!!

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