Anyone who saw even a few moments of the fifth season of Celebrity Rehab knows that Michael Lohan and Kate Major have a relationship that’s best described as “combustible.” The on-again, off-again couple is apparently on-again and, as we’ve come to expect when these two get together, something apparently went majorly awry with them last night.
TMZ is reporting that Michael Lohan is currently “cooling his ass” in a Tampa area jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges last night. Lohan, no stranger to the pokey, was taken away in cuffs after 1 a.m. this morning, but complained of chest pains while on his way to jail, leading the Tampa P.D. to take him to an area hospital before dropping him off at the big house. While at the hospital, TMZ is reporting that Lohan attempted to “slip out of the hospital on his own”—where we come from, they call that trying to escape—but he was quickly apprehended and put behind bars. Sorry, Michael; to use your own words, it looks as if you’re still “stuck on stupid.”