Big Ang would like to wish America a very happy birthday this July 4th. We know you’re all going to be taking red, white, and blue Jell-O shots every time you see a firework go off (hey, I think we just made up a new drinking game!) but more important than anything is that when you’re being patriotic, just don’t act like a drunken monkey, ya know?
“Let’s party, get whacked, but please, be responsible, but please do not drink and drive,” Ang asks of all of us in the clip above. But above all, the safest thing anyone can do this week is stay at home and tune into Big Ang when the show debuts on July 8 at 9 p.m. ET/PT.