The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 9

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The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 9Mama Drama chronicles the complex dynamics between five pairs of BFFs, who also happen to be mother and daughter, living in a Las Vegas penthouse. This series is so crazy that we thought we’d let the mothers and daughters speak for themselves. Check out the five most outrageous quotes of last night’s episode!

A lot happened on this week’s episode of Mama Drama. The mother’s took a trip, sans daughters, to Los Angeles. Sharon and Loren got a little tipsy on the bus, Debbie almost got into a fight at Geisha house, Jay got her flirt on, and the mothers not only tolerated, but enjoyed, Old Gina’s company. Meanwhile, the daughters were able to behave as they normally would in Vegas, without their mothers. Little G bumped and grinded (ground?) on the dance floor, Whitney brought a guy back to her room for a cuddle session, Marcella revealed she has a boyfriend, Vanessa was able to take as many shots as she wanted, and security aggressively escorted men from the penthouse both nights.

But, by far the most outrageous quotes of this week’s episode were the conversations surrounding the guy who got naked in the penthouse hot tub. The girls, especially Marcella, wanted to see how far they could “push the envelope” by asking the guys to strip down. It was easy to get them to take off their shirts and pants, bust most refused to get fully naked, except one guy. Normally someone who is willing to bare it all on national television has a noteworthy package, but the mood shifted from fun to pure amusement once he dropped his drawers. Besides the girls’ commentary, my favorite part about his nudity was how minuscule the censor bar was. The editors are pure genius by covering his tiny wiener with the smallest censor bar in the history of reality television. is that thing even a pixel? I almost felt bad that this guy’s fifteen minutes of fame are literally fifteen minutes of girls saying how small his penis is, but then he was extremely disrespectful to the girls, so I guess that’s karma for you. Here are my top five quotes of the episode, which all have to do with lil’ wang.

1. Marcella’s initial reaction to seeing his penis:

The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes from Mama Drama Episode 92. Whitney is personally offended that a guy would expose a penis that small:

The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 93. Marcella gives the audience a frame of reference for how small his penis actually is:

The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 94. After being fully grossed out by the guy’s penis, the girls begged him to put his clothes back on. The longer it took him to do so, the more annoyed they became and the more they wanted them to leave. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when one of the guys threw the naked guy’s boxers off the side of the roof. At that point, it was time for the guys to leave. As the insults flew, Britney quipped:

The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 95. The girls weren’t only grossed out from seeing his penis. Vanessa explains:

The Top 5 Most Outrageous Quotes of Mama Drama Episode 9

Did you find any other moments more outrageous? Tell us what you think in the comments section. Check back next week for even more outrageous Mama Drama moments.