DAN ST. GERMAIN, Best Week Ever
“When I was 20 years old I was a busboy for four hours at a diner. I ran away when it took me a hour to make somebody soup. Then I became a janitor at a high school, which was the best job ever.”
MARCIA BRENDUM, Off Pitch
“The worst job I ever had was at a local amusement park. The staff would always make me work the go karts, which sounds thrilling, but it’s not. When you have people laughing and yelling at you because you can’t get the go kart started, or they crash and get it stuck and weak Marcia does not have the muscles to move it, you can expect tears and embarrassment. Don’t even get me started about the day the rodeo came to town… Recap: lines for days, crashes and broken go karts, and more tears. I will never touch or ride a go kart again. Why couldn’t I just sit and sell candy at the concession stand?!”
Model Employee premieres Wednesday, May 8 at 10:30/9:30 C after an all-new Off Pitch.
[Photo Credit: Jim Shearer]