James LaRosa On Hit The Floor Episode Four’s Full-Blown Watergasm


If Derek doesn’t drag Ahsha down directly, Jelena looks poised to do it for him. After seeing her plan to screw with Ahsha backfire, she caught a second wind when she caught an intimate exchange between Ahsha and Derek. The first thing Jelena did was track down the name of Ahsha’s boyfriend. To call him, right? Nope, she didn’t want his number. Clearly Jelena has something more up her sleeve than the direct approach. Translation: GERMAN, RUN.

It wasn’t all drama. We got treated to Kyle’s Sexy School, which Ahsha bombed out of, but not before finding out Kyle is allergic to three different kinds of berries and losing her bikini top (we’re gonna give her an Incomplete for that one). But Kyle delivered on one promise, spawning our…

LINE OF THE WEEK: “I’m gonna make love to that camera so hard it’s going to need a cigarette and a pregnancy test after.” –-Kyle Hart

Kyle used a photographer’s assistant, his camera and Derek’s car to take some pictures of her own that will wind up God knows where (knowing her it’s either a mechanic’s wall or a Saudi prince’s iPhone screensaver). The song playing during Kyle’s photo romp is Hi-Fashion’s “Amazing,” which I thoroughly recommend you download because if it’s not already a drag queen anthem, it’s going to be. WERK KWEEN!


“What was the name of the song during the pool dance? Love the show!!!” –@CassTaylor3

“Mind Blown” by Noelia. You say you love it, I know you love it. I…I know you love it, You…you say you love it.

“All Those Hotel Keys! Who After Mia && What Has She Done!!!” –@White_Chik_Nik


“Very good episode but why the f–k wasn’t @RobRileyNYC in this episode? Lol” –@ReyTropez

There may be an episode where a character you love is not around. It’s not because we don’t love them. It’s because the actor who portrays them likely has a horrible drug problem and went missing for weeks at a time. I’M TALKING TO YOU DON STARK. Kidding of course. He says for legal reasons… Fear not, Rob (and Terrence!) is back next week. And he won’t be wearing a shirt.

Lest you think my work on this planet (or even this season) is done with THE POOL DANCE (I’m just gonna caps lock it forever), there are dances coming up this season that are just as epic, if not more. AND there’s one particular plot twist coming up that may just trump everything.


Till next time HTF-ers.


Catch next week’s all-new episode of Hit The Floor on Monday at 9/8 C. And stay up on what’s going on in Devil World by visiting The Locker Room.

RELATED: Hit The Floor Cast Commentary: How Ahsha Channels Her Inner Sexy

[Photo Credit: James LaRosa]

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