The stakes were high and the cash was flowing on this week’s episode Hit The Floor, as both Sloane and Derek were straight up about they’ve done in the past and what they want to do in the future. Can Ahsha handle all that honesty?
Creator James LaRosa takes us through Sloane’s teary reveal about her party girl past, and the cracks that may exist between Ahsha and German now that Derek has outlined exactly what he wants from this working relationship. Plus, Kyle shows us even more ways in which we can get people to fork over some Benjamins. Read on for more!
(I’m not giving you this SPOILER WARNING again. If you’re just gonna read this without watching this week’s episode of Hit The Floor I don’t know WHAT to do with you. But you’re cute so we cool.)
I’ve heard every theory under the sun about what is or was in Mia’s uniform that Oscar’s desperate to get his grubby little paws on. Cocaine, a shrunken head, the Rosetta Stone that decodes all of German’s tattoos. Now we know: it’s a microphone. We also now know it’s still out there. What we don’t know is WHAT THE HELL IS ON IT? Would love to hear your theories…
BUT FIRST: How about that Santa Monica Pier dance? Last week it was all hot, sexy bikini nekkidness. This week, since it was “for the children”, we got treated to the cutest routine ever. Okay there was ass slapping but you know you did that at your fourth grade graduation so don’t front.
Between the uniforms, the rides and the song, that routine is one of my faves this season. The song is called “Bom Bom” by Sam and the Womp, when I heard it I flipped (not literally–I’m 6’3”, lives could be lost) and I can’t tell you any more freakishly enthusiastic that you have to go to iTunes right now and buy it. You need it in your life. I can wait.
Did you buy it yet?
Sam and the Womp.
Okay how ‘bout now?
Good. Play it while you keep reading.
Not everything was a womping good time at the Pier. Jelena set her sights on German (how amazing was he, letting her hand dangle when she reached out to shake his with that phony smile–put her in her place G!). Of course that didn’t stop her from staging an elaborate scheme to humiliate him in front of all of Devils Nation by forcing him to watch Derek and Ahsha’s $100G dance. I guess that would hurt more than just sending him a video of Ahsha smiling at Derek from a pool. Jelena is a lot of things, but direct is not one of them. But don’t worry, she got her comeuppance when Terrence named a restaurant after–wait, HE NAMED A RESTAURANT AFTER HER? HOW IS THAT FAIR?? Ooh she makes me soooo mad. Either that or I think she’s hiiiilarious. Does that make me a monster?
LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU.