Did you enjoy Sloane and Pete getting that old thing back as much as we did? What about German finally stepping up to defend his relationship? Hit The Floor served up lots of loving and somewhat unexpected fighting this week, with a hot, hot, hot red carpet dance routine–and at least one mention of a sex tape–in between.
For more insight into the making of said home movie, as well as revealing truth bombs about German’s saliva, read on for your weekly commentary from HTF mastermind, James LaRosa.
TOTALLY READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED MONDAY’S EPISODE YET! NO SPOILERS AT ALLLLLLL. (You deserve what you have coming…)
German fans stand up!
This week we learned how far even the most loyal and supportive boyfriend can be pushed. First he had to watch Ahsha dance with Derek in front of God and creation. Then he had to swallow the fact that Ahsha missed their apartment hunting to check on an imploding D-Ro. But when a rejuvenated Derek taunted him during a red carpet interview, we learned German is nobody’s bitch.
We also learned German likes to fix his suit jacket after he coldcocks someone. Substance AND style!
Fun Fact: Jonathan McDaniel needed an actual drool cup when he got the script where German got to punch Derek. For some reason we got way more takes of that punch than we needed. Hmmm…
The episode started with a couple knock-outs. The first, Pete and Sloane NOOKIE. Like, all over the house nookie. And all kinds of nookie. And… I’m gonna stop talking about the nookie because I have a whole blog to get through.
The other knock-out, with less physical contact but no less bloody, was the Olivia/Jelena scene where they’re trying on dresses for the premiere. They weren’t throwing fists, they were throwing SHADE, and it was a beautiful thing. Line after line of passive aggressive bitchery.
Olivia: These days players have to do more than play basketball.
Jelena: Particularly when they don’t play anymore.
Jelena: Which (dress), I can’t decide. Mini or floor-length?
Olivia: When I think of you, I just think…less.
I eat this ish up. Anyone who’s seen two drag queens go at it knows exactly what I’m talking about. Reading is fundamental!