2. Ang also hired three local Miami-ites (Miami-ines?) to help out at the bar: Nate Ryan aka Hot Dude With Two First Names, Christina who works at Hooters, and Morgan: The Best Thing To Happen To Reality TV Since Reality TV.
3. MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN. How has Morgan not been on every reality show imaginable? She’s insanely gorgeous, has the world’s biggest boobs (I don’t normally comment on boobs but, like, THESE ARE BOOBS!) and has the bitch thing dowwwwn. She’s already pissed of Ryan a billion times over and won Gabi over by bragging about being friends with Little Kim. I bet when Morgan farts it is both beautiful and cruel. That’s just how she do.