Alex and O’S**t’s Revisionist History
Alex no longer works at Black Ink, after she cut ties with pretty much everyone on the payroll. Since she hasn’t been around, O’S**t feels he lost his chance with his dream girl (“It’s a strange, crazy infatuation for sure, but I love her, and I always will”) but that’s really because his big mouth bragged about getting to know her in a biblical sense–apparent fiction Alex is not at all pleased about. Rather than smile and move forward, she avoided him all together at Community 54, until he visited her at work asking for forgiveness (and probably a little something else). Their exchange, as well as their separate confessionals, was one of the funnier moments of the premiere.
O’S**t: “Just get over it. Everyone knows. We did it; we made sensual, passionate love.”
Alex: “I’m flattered. You wish you had ALL OF THIS around ALL OF YOU! And it’s never gonna happen and that’s why Ted got it before you did.”
Oh you two.