Forget Morgan – this week’s episode of Miami Monkey was all about Marissa, her midriff and her feud with the other ladies in the house. Ready to fight it out? Here are this week’s most important Monkey moments!
1. Marissa makes a scene. The Brooklynite beefs with Roxanne after she makes fun of Cristina, and we think she has a point. It’s totes unprofessional of Roxanne to mock her own employee — even if she did steal Patron and grind on her co-worker at a BBQ. But then Marissa starts complaining about having a migraine…by screaming at everyone. Ang hypothesizes that, “All that time without sex can make you f*cking nuts.” Think she’s right?
2. A little yoga makes everyone even more tense. Raquel invites everyone to get on their mats and down dog their problems away, but a post-yoga class convo only widens the divide between Marissa and Team Staten Island.