5. Marissa and Ryan and the battle of who can be more insane. In this round, Marissa wins with her threats to Ryan’s life. Or as she says, “It’s not a threat it’s a f*ckin’ promise.”
Ryan leaves in tears, Marissa leaves to go visit that incarcerated husband of hers, and the rest of the gang is left terrified, huddling in the corner, their eyes glazed over with fear.
“These b*tches are taking it to the next level,” says Cristina. A-to-the-MEN.
But we’re kind of grateful for the fight, because from it is born the next great TV sitcom of all time: The Odd Couple – The Big Ang n’ Ryan edition!