The 5 Most Important Moments From Miami Monkey: Episode 9

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4. The “sloppy trashbag.” Cristina gets drunk on the job at the wine tasting party because she needs to be “loose” to do her job promoting. Things get crazy when Morgan attempts a convo and Cristina shows her the (inebriated) hand. Morgan melts down over this because Morgan Morgan Morgan, and this failed interaction makes all the NYC gals “Team Morgan” for some reason. Logic, where for art thou?

Later, Cristina tatts it up with Nate, getting music notes drawn on her feet because she loves to dance. (Logic is still absent, apparently.)