Posts By Halle Kiefer


Big Ang And Snooki Agree: Size Does Matter

Don’t even pretend like you don’t want to watch Big Ang and Snooki argue about penis size in the back of a limo. We know you better than that. The ladies have already gotten real about boob jobs and what to do when your water breaks on the dance floor (a distinct possibility for Snooki this summer!) while filming #BigAngMeetsSnooki, so this seems like a natural next step in the conversation.

Now, Big Ang and Snooki might disagree on preference (“That’s like a horse penis,” a horrified Snooki shouts), but there is one thing they can both agree on: “They say it’s not the size, it’s the motion in the ocean.” Couldn’t have said it better ourselves, ladies. Big Ang premieres July 8 on VH1 and Snooki &JWOWW premieres June 28 on MTV. Until then, try and tide yourself over with this photo of Big Ang taking a…uh…a “measurement”:

Big Ang Meets Snooki, Talks Penis Size

Yeah, July can’t come fast enough.

Related content:
Watch more of Big Ang (#BigAng) on VH1’s Mob Wives.
Watch the new Snooki &JWOWW show and tune in for the premiere later this month.


Parks And Recreation Star Nick Offerman Fantasizes Death Battle With The Office

Can you feel how nervous we are talking with Parks And Recreation‘s Nick Offerman? You can’t tell through your computer screen, but he is radiating unadulterated testosterone and the piquant scent of cedar chips. Metaphorically speaking. We spoke to “The Nick,” as he refers to himself, mere minutes before he taped his appearance on our new morning show, Big Morning Buzz Live, yesterday morning. The upcoming finales of Parks And Recreation and The Office has Offerman imagining how Ron Swanson would manage the gang at Dundler-Mifflin, aside from the inevitable bloody cage match with Rainn Wilson‘s Dwight Schrute, of course. Who would the winner be? (Hint: It’s Phyllis. It’s always Phyllis).

And after the jump, you can experience our full, 5 minute and 28 second long interview with the hirsute Offerman, in which he shares his tips on woodworking a bamboo bong, using beard lard as an aphrodisiac and admiring Tom Haverford’s giant balls. They are beautiful balls, really: great music, excellent appetizers, everybody dressed to the nines. Just how Nick Offerman likes it.

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