Posts By Matt Muro

June 11th, 2008 | 10:35 am by Matt Muro

Tila Tequila Has Orgies With the Parents

Tila went on a cross-country trip to have dinner with the families of the final four in Episode 8. Here are the highlights.

TILA GETS “PASSED AROUND” AT JAY’S HOUSE

“We are very open in our family. We love to touch and hug and kiss.” – Jay’s dad

The above quote doesn’t explain the half of it! At the dinner table, Jay’s mom informed Tila that Jay and his brother “share everything” before Tila and Jay took a break from their steaks to have a very public make out session, which got dad all hot and bothered. “Ooooh,” he groaned wantonly. “I love seeing this.” This is where the night began to devolve into total debauchery. Among the lewd antics at the dinner table: Tila gave dad a lap dance and kissed mom; mom and stepmom kissed each other more than once (on the lips); and mom and stepmom flashed their breasts, Mardi Gras-style. Turns out, dinner was only an appetizer for the main course — a family orgy in the hottub! The family passed Tila around to take turns touching and groping her. Jay’s family was accepting to the extreme. But would Tila really want to be in a family where every one wants to get in her pants?

June 10th, 2008 | 11:51 am by Matt Muro

Celebs Check Into Rehab 2 With Dr. Drew

Celebrity Rehab

Gossip Web sites have been buzzing with rumors, gossip and hearsay as to which celebs will be included in the second season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew — and most of them have been wrong! Allow us to set the record straight (via a VH1 press release):

Similar to the first cycle, the second season of “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at a center in the Los Angeles area. The show will follow Jeff Conaway as he checks back into rehab after a series of back surgeries, setbacks and subsequent reliance on pain medications. Joining him in rehab are Sean Stewart (Sons of Hollywood), Amber Smith (model/actress), Rodney King, Nikki McKibbon (American Idol), Steven Adler (Guns n Roses) and Tawny Kitaen (Actress). Gary Busey, who is 13 years sober, will also be joining the cast to share his experiences and thoughts on the recovery process.

The series is set to premiere in October. Check photos of all the new rehabbers.

Rodney King

Rodney King

Sean Stewart

Sean Stewart

June 4th, 2008 | 10:34 am by Matt Muro

Tila: “Tattoo Yourselves or Walk on Broken Glass!” (Ep. 7 Recap)

Tila Tequila

Here’s a list of the five most absurd moments of episode 7 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. TILA INFLICTS PAIN ON HER LOVERS
Tila Tequila took a page out of the Rock of Love handbook, herding her suitors to a tattoo parlor. But unlike some of the women vying for Brett Michaels‘ heart, none of Tila’s potential love mates had the guts to get a tattoo of her name, opting instead for shot glasses (Bo and Jay) and a replication of the star that Tila sports on her wrist (Kristy). Tila offered Fear Factor-like alternatives for those who didn’t want to get inked, including getting a piercing (Brittany), walking on broken glass (George) or sitting in an electric chair (Lisa). It’s odd how turned on Tila gets by watching others suffer in her name. She doted on Bo, for example, because: “He shaved his soul patch, he got his jaw broken and now he’s getting a tattoo for me!” What else would turn her on? Getting dragged behind a car? Gouging out an eye?

June 2nd, 2008 | 12:14 pm by Matt Muro

Celebrity Shoe Quiz – MTV Movie Awards

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In Hollywood, it’s the Summer of Shoes. First, Gwyneth Paltrow created a media stir while promoting Iron Man by wearing sadist-looking platforms and pumps that accentuated the muscles in her perfectly sculpted calves. Then came Sex and the City, resulting in a nationwide forum on Carrie Bradshaw and her footwear and shoes in general. Last night’s MTV Movie Awards continued the trend. Browsing through hundreds of photos from the awards, it’s clear that the paparazzi has a collective shoe fetish (a disproportionate number of shots were closeups of feet!).

Pictured above is Chris Brown, Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Ellen Page, Sarah Jessica Parker and T.I. See if you can match each of them to their shoes.

(Answers after the jump.) Read more…

May 30th, 2008 | 2:57 pm by Matt Muro

Ten Biggest Freak-Outs In VH1 History!

Above is a collection of the scariest (and funniest) meltdowns in the history of our reality TV programming, all grouped together into one unpausable trainwreck of a video. Watch all ten clips to decide which celebreality star’s freak-out is the best — or worst, depending on how you look at it. Is it Vanilla Ice’s rampage of destruction in the Surreal Life Fame Game house? Is it Tocarra morphing into a possessed monster reminiscent of The Exorcist right before your eyes? I won’t even mention the Flavor of Love or Rock of Love footage, because the blowups on those shows are too bizarre to describe. You’ll have to see for yourself.

May 30th, 2008 | 11:41 am by Matt Muro

Angelina Gives Birth, Adding to Crayon Box

It may be time to add two shades of Creamy French Blanc to the Brangelina Family Crayon Box. OK! Magazine is reporting rumors that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France, which is her mother’s native country. The couple has four children in addition to the twins, including Maddox Chivan (adopted in Cambodia), Zahara Marley (adopted in Ethiopia), Shiloh Nouvel (biological daughter), and Pax Thien (adopted in Vietnam). According to Angelina, the couple may also open up their home to foster children in the future. So hopefully that crayon box will become a diverse, beautiful, full pack of 64 children!

Dlisted reports that the names of the twins are Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt, but provides no source.

May 28th, 2008 | 11:33 am by Matt Muro

Tila Tequila Recap: If This Doesn’t Turn You On, You’re Gay

Tila Tequila kisses Kristy.

Here’s a list of the most absurd moments of episode 6 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. KRISTY’S GAY TEST

“I think that me and Tila standing next to each other is every man’s fantasy,” said Kristy on last night’s A Shot At Love. “If it doesn’t, you’re gay.” Could Kristy (pictured above) be right? If so, the unofficial poll that I conducted among friends suggests that approximately 75% of all men in the U.S. are gay. Read more…

May 21st, 2008 | 6:24 pm by Matt Muro

Tila Tequila Calls It Quits

According to Tila’s Hot Spot Journal, the reality TV star informed Entertainment Weekly that she’ll shy away from fame at the conclusion of this season’s A Shot at love With Tila Tequila.

“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”

Living on an island may fit her penchant for wearing bikinis, but will she be happy if no one’s around to see her smoking body? Plus, does the person in the following photos look like they’re concerned with doing meaningful stuff?

Tila, you know you need the limelight. It’s time to join us.

May 21st, 2008 | 1:38 pm by Matt Muro

Tila Tequila 2: Chad Destroys Bo’s Face, Tila Has a Lesbian Spat (Ep. 5 Recap)

Here are the most ridiculous moments of Episode 5.

CHAD’S VIOLENT OUTBURST, ROUND II

After Chad attacked Bo’s face, splitting his gum (and teeth) in half, he bumped chests and high-fived his “brodog” Jay, who instigated the fight in the first place. “That’s how we rep in Detroit, baby!” Chad shouted. Did he mean that people in the Motor City will sucker headbutt and punch you when you don’t expect it? The way Chad was celebrating his manhood, you would think that he had just knocked Bo out. But Bo was still standing and lucid after the cheap shots. Hopefully, the security that escorted Chad out of the house delivered him straight to a state mental hospital, because he clearly needs pills and electric shock therapy.

May 16th, 2008 | 1:17 pm by Matt Muro

Jeter, Mayer Score Home Runs With Maxim Hot 100 Girls

If you’re bothered by the idea of a girl being nothing more than a notch on a guy’s bedpost, then read no further. Still reading? Hmmm. You may be interested to know that Sports Illustrated has calculated that Yankees star Derek Jeter and rocker John Mayer have dated 11 of the girls on Maxim‘s 2008 Hot 100 List:

We couldn’t help but wonder who has the better resume: Jeter or John Mayer? Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. We hate to admit it, but we’d have to say, advantage Mayer.

Without even broaching the subject of objectification, Sports Illustrated is so wrong. First, is there any combination of hotties in this world that tops Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba? Also, the magazine has its facts wrong: Jennifer Anison is not included in this year’s list. So who has the “advantage” now? Check photos of both manwhores’ ~~girlfriends~~ conquests and see where Maxim ranks them by reading the full list after the jump.

Jeter’s Harem: