Posts By Kate Spencer

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Drew and Annoying Apple Dude Call It Quits

Serial monogamist Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend, that dude from the Apple commercials who always seems way too smug about MacBooks, have ended their love affair. Apparently when they took a second to stop making out and humping all over each other, they realized that they had NOTHING in common.

Barrymore’s people confirmed the break-up, and a source says Drew and Justin Long “are still friends,” which totally means something terrible happened between the two and they haven’t spoken for weeks. Maybe Justin discovered Drew secretly working on a PC, or maybe Drew got sick of dating a dude who only works in commercials. She was married to Tom Green ya’ll – this is a girl who demands class from her men! Drew moves on to new guys faster than you can say Poison Ivy, so we expect to see her making out with a new dude in 3…2…1…Now!

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Matthew McConaughey Welcomes Baby Boy

Congrats to the always sweaty, always stinky actor Matthew McConaughey and his way hot girlfriend Camila Alves, who became the parents of a healthy baby boy yesterday evening. The unnamed tot (who will definitely be one handsome SOB in a couple of decades) weighed in at 7 pounds, four ounces, and was surely embraced by his new dad as the future of naked drumming. We expect to see some serious father-son bonding from these two!

Back when they announced the pregnancy in January, Matt had this to say on his blog:

“We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and sheparding him or her through this life.”

And we are stoked for them. Hurray!

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Diddy Denied At His Own Party

Oops! Diddy was almost left out of the party he was hosting this weekend at Lily Pond in the Hamptons, because the club was already packed with over 1000 people ready to get freaky with the rapper.

“They were blocking Diddy’s grand entrance,” said a spy who was lurking outside the East Hampton nightclub. “He and his entourage arrived with a three-car fleet of Cadillac SUVs and were forced to turn around. He couldn’t even make it close to the front door.”

But never fear! The rapper eventually let go of his grand entrance and snuck in through the back. Once inside the club, the music was turned of for 15 minutes while the VIP section was cleared for His Royal Diddyness. Only the best for our American royalty!

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Usher Wants His Mommy Back In Charge

Has Usher finally realized that firing his Mom-ager Jonetta Patton was a bad idea? The singer dumped his mama last year around Mother’s Day for super-manager Benny Medina (he’s handled Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez, to name a couple), but has apparently been freaking out that his latest album is selling way below 2004′s “Confessions.” Medina supposedly tried to stroke his ego and assure him that “Here I Stand” is doing just fine considering the current economic climate, but when Lil Wayne sold over a million copies of his new album in one week, Usher flipped his sh*t. “Usher was livid!,” said a spy. “He threatened to fire everyone.”

The BET Awards, which the singer headlined, also performed poorly in the ratings, and the show’s stinky performance only added to Usher’s anxiety. Now friends are telling the star that maybe he should re-hire his mom, whose beef with Usher’s wife apparently contributed to her getting axed. Now that the ladies are getting along, while her contract get picked back up? [NYDN]

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Cynthia Rodriguez to A-Rod: Game Over!

Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce from her superstar husband of six years, Alex Rodriguez. Let the crazy divorce hearings begin! Apparently the Madonna drama was the final straw for Mrs. Rod, and the couple’s trainer has accused A-Rod of getting “pulled in by the dark side,” and accuses the Kaballah-loving singer of having A-Rod “totally brainwashed.”

Cynthia’s divorce petition accused her hubby of being a serious cheater, and alleges “emotional abandonment.” Her lawyer added that A-Rod’s “relationship with Madonna was the latest situation in a series of events” that finally pushed his client to file for divorce. Madge and Lenny Kravitz have both issued statements denying any involvement in this divorce disaster (Madonna also insists that she is not divorcing husband Guy Ritchie). [NYP/Us]

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Flav’s Ladies: This Is Why They Hot

In honor of the debut of VH1′s new show I Love Money (premiering Sunday, July 6 at 9PM!), we’ve headed down memory lane to visit with our five favorite sexy ladies from Flav’s world – Deelishis, Myammee, Luscious D, Buckeey, and Black. It’s a long weekend – so sit back, relax and remember some of your favorite Flav ladies.

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Pharrell’s Freaky Tatt-Erasing Plan

Just about everything that has to do with Pharrell is hot – except the latest news that he plans on eliminating the tattoos on his body – not by that scary laser stuff, but by using his own skin to cover it up. Sounds confusing? Let the uber rapper/producer explain:

“It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that’s been done, they sew it on – and it’s seamless.”

In other words, SEXY.

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Kim Kardashian’s Scent Sell-Out

What’s that horrible smell you ask? Why it’s none other than Kim Kardashian, getting busy mixing perfume oils together to create her very own scent. She’s already working on the perfume and the bottle design, and the whole package should be available next May – just in times for Mother’s Day! Yup, every mom we know would LOVE to be covered in Kim stank. Kardashian, who is quickly becoming our fave celebrity blogger, wrote on her website:

It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!

We’d love to know what kind of scent is uniquely Kim. It probably smells like sex tape and mascara. Mixed with rose petals, of course. [OfficialKimKardashian]

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A-Rod’s Wife Runs Off With Lenny Kravitz

What.The.F*ck?

In what could possible be the greatest love triangle quadrangle of the year – Yankees star (and Madonna BFF) Alex Rodriquez has been dumped by his wife – for LENNY KRAVITZ. Cynthia Rodriguez has left the couple’s kids in Miami and jetted to Paris, where she is reportedly holed up with the rebel rocker. The strangest part of the story (if there is such a thing with this mess) is that Lenny and Madonna – who’s been linked to A-Rod this week – used to knock boots! The Yankee shortstop – who was linked to a sexy blond stripper last year – scored a home run in last night’s game against the Texas Rangers – do you think his wife did as well?