Posts By Kate Spencer

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Lindsay’s Dad: Voicemail Insanity

Lindsay Lohan gets a bad rap for being a bit, er, troubled, but we really can’t blame her. The starlet has a notoriously screwed up family, and her dad epitomizes the drama – he’s a recovering addict, has spent time in jail, and loves loves LOVES the press. He also claims to love his daughter, but we don’t buy it. Apparently neither does Lindsay, who has been ignoring her dad’s phone calls. How do we know? A voicemail Michael apparently left for Lindsay has leaked, and let’s just say it sounds a little desperate. He begs her to call him back, and promises never to mention her to the press again. Rightttt. We’re sure daddy’s little LiLo, who turned 22 yesterday, is just loving the latest birthday gift from her old man – a secret sister.

Our fave part of Michael’s rambling message is below – listen to the whole thing here.

Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.

Gag.

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Gossip Break: J. Lo Loves Her Man

Jennifer Lopez loves her scrawny husband; we love her hot bag. [Jezebel]

Amy Winehouse’s dad dragged his daughter home from the pub and locked her in the house. Finally! [DListed]

Angelina‘s twins are weeks away from being born. Everybody can chill out – especially you, Shiloh! [Seriously? OMG!]

Janet and JD look fine en France for fashion week. Ohh la love it! [YBF]

The cast of Friends is reuniting for a movie based on the TV show. Do not want! [I'mNotObsessed]

Suri Cruise caught playing with her favorite toy – a $100 bill. [JustJared]

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Adrianne Curry Defends Meat-Loving Simpson

If you’ve ever watched the beautiful Adrianne Curry on her VH1 show My Fair Brady, you know a few things about her:

  • She’s hot.
  • She shoots guns.
  • She eats meat.

So it was no surprise that the model-turned-blogger took to the web to support fellow meat-eating hottie Jessica Simpson, after Pam Anderson called her a “bitch” and “whore.” Curry hit up her Myspace blog to post a rant entitled “Why are vegetarians so damn angry??” Our favorite quote is below – check out the rest here.

Recently it has been going around that the beautiful Pam Anderson ripped into Jessica Simpson for wearing “Real girls eat Meat” shirt. She called her a BITCH and a WHORE. Now I love Pam, but if she wanted to help bring Jessica to “the other side” perhaps she should have showed some grace and offered some useful knowledge to Jessica instead? There is nothing that upsets me more than when two women I have spent years drooling over are at arms. I think they should have sex and make up….in front of me.

Agreed!

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Britney Back With Creepy Photog?!

Say it ain’t so ya’ll!

TMZ is reporting that Miss Britney Jean Spears has been having secret rendezvous with that creep with a camera, Adnan Ghalib. Apparently, Brit’s ex has been sneaking into her gated community over the past couple of months, and the two have been texting a lot, sometimes about Brit’s “controlling” dad Jamie. The problem? It’s Jamie’s job to look out for his daughter, and he doesn’t think Adnan’s got his little girl’s best intentions in mind. And neither do her doctors! Apparently all the people looking out for Britney are trying to keep this guy away. Let’s hope she catches on soon – she’s been doing so well lately!

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Lindsay’s Maybe-Sister Wants a Record Deal

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This kid isn’t even definitely Lindsay Lohan‘s biological sister yet, but the girl already supposedly wants to record an album. HA! Sounds like Michael Lohan‘s been whispering sweet nothings of nonsense in this poor tween’s ear. Ashley Kaufman, who Lohan may have fathered 13 years ago (we’re anxiously awaiting the paternity test results), is possibly ripe with talent, as an anonymous “record-industry insider” asserts that, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

Wow! We’d love to meet this insider – is his name Michael Lohan perhaps? A different family insider also jumps on the Ashley train, snapping, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Um – who ever said anything about Lohan “family talent?” Poor Ashley shouldn’t get her hopes up – the only thing Lohans are good at is being crazy. Let’s hope the talent gene skipped her! [MSNBC]

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Barbarella Breaks Up A Couple

Rose McGowan and her fiancee Robert Rodriquez have broken up, and guess what – no one cares! Rodriquez, director of Grindhouse and Spy Kids, left his wife to be with his muse Rose, but it looks like a film has foiled their love. Rodriguez had big plans of remaking the classic cult flick Barbarella starring his lady love in the lead role, but Rose – who previously starred in the show Charmed – wasn’t a big enough star, and studio heads balked.

Jessica Alba is now rumored to be favored for the part. Maybe Rodriguez should just try to date her. Who cares if she’s married – it didn’t stop him from getting with Rose! [NYP]

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Kanye West: Wannabee Fashion Designer

Wanna dress like Mr. West? Now you can!

Kanye West is sure to quickly become the most egotistical, self-obsessed fashion designer in the world with the release of his new shoe line for Louis Vuitton. Yep, Kanye’s putting the rap game on hold to take the shoe industry by storm. But he’s not stopping there! He’s already designing his own clothes, and he showed up dressed totally in his own designs while in Paris last week to attend the famous French designer’s runway show. “I grew up with the Louis look, you know,” the rapper gushed. “I just love the style.”

Ladies, don’t feel left out! He’s doing a women’s line of clothes (separate from his stuff for LV) in the fall. Tell us – will you wear Kanye couture? [WWD/E! Online]

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More Musical Crap From Heidi Montag

If your delicate ears can take it, Heidi Montag has leaked yet another one of her singles, and she wants you to listen. Is your stomach strong enough to handle this crap? Her latest “song” is titled “One More Drink,” and you can probably guess what it’s about – getting hammered! Wow, Heidi is really creating songs about those oh-so important, pivotal moments in life, huh? Nothing says world-changing lyrics like “sipping on that happy juice.” Seriously.

Enjoy it here.

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Gossip Break: Benji Calls Paris “Pure.” Ha!

Um…If both she and her hubby are at a party, who is watching J.Lo’s nanny-less twins? [DListed]

Ashlee and Pete are totally having a boy. Guyliner sounds like a great present for the little guy! [ICYDK]

Lily and Lindsay hang together in LA – but are they singing together too? [Seriously? OMG!]

Benji Madden thinks gal pal Paris Hilton is “pure.” This just in – Benji Madden is crazy. [I'mNotObsessed]

Vanessa Hudgens is annoyingly adorable. Gr. [CelebSlam]

Wow - Donald Trump’s kid got really big. Wasn’t he just born? [Jezebel]

Spencer Pratt needs more publicity, apologizes to Mary-Kate Olsen for some creep thing he did once. [Us]

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Hulks Hogan Says He Still Loves Linda

Awwww. Hulk Hogan revealed recently to People magazine that even though they are going through a rough break-up, he still loves his wife Linda.

“I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore. The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.”

The wrestler-turned-reality star also commented on how his daughter Brooke is doing.

“Brooke has gone through a range of emotions. She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what’s real and not real. She’s doing real well now.”

[People]