Gossip Break: ScarJo is Off the Market

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scarjo.jpgScarlett Johansson is engaged to her older beau, Alanis’ ex Ryan Reynolds. What a great distraction from her awful album! [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan‘s gonna play a down-on-her luck gal on Ugly Betty. Art imitates life? [DListed]

Photoshop makes Mariah Carey looking amazing! [Seriously? OMG]

BritBrit‘s back on How I Met Your Mother, and she looks better on TV than in real life. [Just Jared]

Foxy Brown‘s wanted back in court to deal with more assault charges. Riker’s wants that ill na-na! [Bossip]

Usher‘s new video looks like a bad Sly Stallone action movie. [Concrete Loop]

Kanye Blogs His Many Meltdowns

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The great thing about Kanye West is that he’s either severely hot or cold about something. Lukewarm just ain’t his thing! So it was no surprise that the man-diva got a little pissed when Entertainment Weekly grade his recent tour a B+ – a grade I would have killed for in grade school/high school/college/life. Kanye went for the mag’s jugular on his blog, writing, “Ya’ll rated my album sh*tty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f*ck you and the whole f*cking staff!!!”

He then also called them “f*cking trash.” Damn. I rate that rant a A+! Later he calmed down a bit in a post about his Houston show that went awry. “Unfortunatelyfor certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 ‘MichaelJackson’ me,” he wrote. “That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place… they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old.”

It is? Cuz we’re still laughing.

Shots of Tequila (Tila, That Is)

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Everyone’s favorite bisexual reality television star is on the cover of the June issue of Blender, and she’s spilling her guts. Tila opens up about why she picked Bobby, her rough childhood and (of course) her bisexuality. We’ve included a few choice quotes below, but you can check out the full article here.

* I think every girl is born bisexual. Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian! Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.

* On turning down Dani: That was a hard one. I think I was just scared. I’d been with lipstick lesbians but not so much with the more tomboy-type girls, so I picked something that was more predictable. Guys are a bit more predictable.

* On what went wrong with Bobby: Well, as time passes, he gets back into his world and I get back into mine. And we try to keep in touch, but it gets too hard for him to understand that I had a life outside of that show, I have work to do. And he’s still from … wherever he’s from.

The 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s Sizzle on VH1

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Remember when it was okay to find your uncle attractive, if his name was Uncle Jesse? Ahhhh, the sweet, sweet nineties, when flannel was fine and feathered hair was still kinda allowed, unless you lived in Seattle. VH1 is counting down the Top 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s tomorrow night beginning at 9PM, and we’ve got a sneak peek above of some of the lookers who made it onto the list. The 15 pics are in random order (we’re not giving anything away, natch), and there are 25 other sextastic stars on the countdown. Tune in to find out if your favorite hottie from the last decade made the list and discover who stands tall at number one. Hint: it’s not Marcel the monkey from Friends! Have mercy!

Kim Kardashian Caught Butt Buffing

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kimk-main.jpgAwww. We were all proud of Kim for ignoring Paris Hilton‘s bag o’ cottage cheese diss about her bum, but it looks like Dash has taken the cruel words to heart! Kimmie K. was spotted getting the VelaShape cellulite removal treatment in Santa Monica, while her sisters (Khloe and Kourtney, we assume) were hooked up with some laser hair removal. The camera crew from their reality TV show was in tow, natch. Nothing is too embarrassing to put on TV!

Here’s Kim looking cellulite-free in Australia this weekend. Hm – if she’s down under, how did she show up in LA for her special skin treatment? Ah, the mysteries of gossip. [NYDN]

R. Kelly’s Kiddie Porn Trial is X-Rated

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Crooner R. Kelly is trapped in the courthouse, stuck in the middle of a heated child porn trial revolving around a video of the singer having a three-way with an underaged girl. A new witness is set to testify against Kelly, and is claiming that not only can she identify the young woman in the vid (who appears to be 13 or 14 and whose identity has been disputed in court), but that she too engaged in group sex with R. Kelly when she was a young teenager too! For the record, R. Kelly is 41 years old. Yes, this might just be the grossest thing ever. If only R had just stuck his key in an older ignition, this mess could have been avoided. Beep. [Chicago Sun-Times]

Brit Initiates Jamie-Lynn Into Baby Mama Club

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britneyjl.jpgBritney Spears left the safety of Malibu to head to her hometown of Kentwood, LA for her sister’s bridal shower and guess what, the party was apparently “normal!” This not only the first time Brit’s been back to Kentwood in over a year, but it’s also the first time she’s been described as normal in ages. All in all this trip was a huge success! A guest in attendance said that, “Jamie Lynn opened every gift. We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”

B kept it so real in honor of her lil sis, that she got all dolled up in a dress to smoke on the porch and then headed back home to Cali in a sexy get-up of tiny pink shorts and white wedge flip flops. The singer really embodies the greatest joy of motherhood – dressing trashing. Jamie-Lynn has so much to look forward too! [People]

I Love Money Cast Reveal: Day One

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A new spin-off is headed to VH1 this summer and it’ll feature cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York squaring off in the pursuit of cold, hard cash. Here’s the official word on I Love Money:

I Love Money premieres Sunday, July 6 at 9/8c. Hosted by Craig J. Jackson, the 12-episode series will pit 17 all-star contestants against one another for a chance to win a $250,000 grand prize.

The group will travel to Mexico where they will participate in outrageous challenges to test their determination to get rich. For this group of men and women competing for a chance at love is nothing compared to competing for their true heart’s desire, money.

Beginning today and lasting throughout the week, this blog will unveil official shots of each of the contestants. In the coming weeks, we’ll have more details to share, including previews and interviews with the contestants. For now, feast your eyes on some of the dudes from both seasons of I Love New York who’ll compete for the cash:

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