American Idol: Baby Face or Tough Guy?

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David Archuleta can charm a crowd with sentiment, nostalgia, and a soaring coo. And don’t forget those cheeks. David Cook can wow a concert hall with high-flying bravado and moody rock posturing – plus he’s studly. Tonight is the night that each contestant needs to dominate. Which of the two do you think will be joining all the past winners of American Idol?

Who’s going all the way, the choirboy or the rocker? Throw around some opinions in “Comments.”

Cruise-bots Ready to Ruin Big Apple

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Let me be the first to say “NO THANK YOU” to the news that Katie Holmes and her master Tom Cruise will be moving to New York City so that Katie can star in the Broadway play All My Sons. Surely she’s convinced this will make her a “serious actress” – something Mad Money came so close to accomplishing, natch – but what the Cruises don’t really get is that their presence will make our fair city seriously suck. Our city is already packed with crazies stomping around in Burberry trenches and giant sunglasses. And spoiled toddlers? Yeah, we’ve got those too. Unless Tom can use his super powers to ensure that every NYC resident can easily get a cab at 5PM on a Wednesday, we’ve got no use for him here. Bah! [People]

Lindsay Loves a Good Lawsuit

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lindsay-sue.jpgThat crazy-eyed socialite, Masha Markova, who accused Lindsay Lohan of taking her fur coat is now suing the actress, calling her “oppressive and malicious.” Ouch! We’re sure it was extremely emotionally traumatizing to be separated from her fancy coat for a few weeks, and her suit claims that as “has been injured by the defendant’s actions.” She is seeking money, of course, though no amount has been listed (Masha previously said she wanted $10,000). We’re gonna guess that LiLo is probably thrilled with the suit, as she can possibly turn it into a new career. Forget movies – this is a lot easier, and with the same amount of paparazzi attention!

The Celebreality Interview – Thing 2

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We have a winner…but how enduring is Thing’s victory? Below, the noted twin talks about where she and Flav are in their relationship, her bond with her sister, Sinceer’s backstabbing and how she really felt about being called “Thing” for the time that she was in the Flav mansion. Was her connection with Flav strong enough to endure the months between the shooting and the airing of the finale?

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Photos: Black

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Our photo retrospective tracks Black’s every move on Flavor of Love 3. Do the pictures tell why she lost?

Photos: Sinceer

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Our photo retrospective tracks Sinceer’s every move on Flavor of Love 3. Do the pictures tell why she lost?