Twenty-two years after the cat dragged ‘em in, Poison is heading back out. Led by our own Rock of Love wild man, the guys with the big hair and the hooky metal riffs are spending a big chunk of the fairest season cruising from city to city on a romp they’re calling the “Live, Raw & Uncut Summer Tour.” It’s sync’d up to a product, natch. A CD/DVD set with the same title hits the racks in June; this time ’round it’s all about the concert and the hits. Maybe Bret will be filming some of the action for the alleged big rock road show he’s been mentioning in interviews.
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Divorce is rough. But it’s even rougher in the age of YouTube. Probably best not to have this kind of mockery floating around, especially when it winds up on the home page of AOL. Stay with the video for a minute – it’s best when she dials his office. See you in court…
Pop’s most sensitive stud has moved through his fair share of fine ladies. One was a blonde ditz; another was a sweet TV babe. But the latest is a high-vis hottie. From the looks of it, our hero is thinking of parking the Mayercraft in the dock of a Pussycat Doll. Who can blame him. As you can see from the clip above, the woman can crawl across burning stones and still look lustful.
Gossip blogs have had a field day with Evan Rachel Wood (pictured at right). First it was the scandalous age difference between Evan (who’s now 20) and boyfriend Marilyn Manson (age 39). Then attention turned to the odd fact that she appeared to be morphing into Manson’s ex-wife Dita Von Teese (pictured at left). Yesterday the actress showed up at the “The Life Before Her Eyes” premiere looking pale and more like Dita than ever. As Dlisted points out, the transformation is complete. But I’m starting to believe that Marilyn Manson is a real life vampire. It’s not that Evan has transformed into Dita. It’s that Marilyn has turned them both into vampires! How many more young women will fall? How many will he consume?
Check out more images of Evan Rachel Wood at “The Life Before Her Eyes” premiere:
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Someone tell Teri Hatcher that “Idol Gives Back” is over. On last night’s episode our desperate straggler was joined in the audience by two other celebs – Minnie Driver and Ramile Malubay – who are known for skills other than singing. No doubt all three were eager to hear what the unstoppable pop icon Mariah Carey would serve up as mentor to our seven remaining hopefuls. The contestants joined her at the piano for some lessons in the method of Mimi. How did they fare as they attempted her chirpy and dramatic ditties?
Touch your body, and make the jump to find out.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went on a dinner date last night at NYC’s Kobe Club. Not only does this ruin the The Hills‘ only semi-dramatic hook, which is that the two are now on “relationship vacation” and seem to be headed towards a complete breakup, but Heidi allegedly said the following gem to the press in regards to a possible Hills movie:
I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills … and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do. If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you. The perfect movie I want to do is like Sydney Bristow [Jennifer Garner] on Alias I want to be, like, an action star. I want a big gun. Like Angelina Jolie roles. I want to be the badass.
Heidi, you star in a reality television show about spoiled twenty somethings that obsess over petty details in their self-important lives. This doesn’t mean that you have the talent to be a pop star, a fashion designer and a leading actress of Hollywood movies. It’s true that you have beautiful legs, but I wouldn’t sit by the phone waiting for Denzel’s people to call. [Photo: James Devaney/WireImage]
The Ashlee pregnancy buzz isn’t shutting up, and the pop star hasn’t been much help in stopping it, either. Her future hubby called the rumors a “witch hunt” earlier in the week, and Ash addressed the drama during her appearance on MTV’s TRL, giving the world’s most vague statement ever. “I just think it’s an inappropriate question to ask any woman,” the singer told MTV News. “For me, that’s something that I didn’t ever want to respond to, because I think it’s an inappropriate question. Some things, you want to keep personal, and I think that when people deny [reports that they're pregnant], it’s probably because it’s something they want to keep personal.”
Ummmm, so basically, she’s pregnant? Even though she’s not offering any concrete info, People magazine joined the ranks of tabloids (including Us and OK!) who have “confirmed” Ash’s pregnancy with an anonymous source. They even go so far as to allege that she and Pete will be married in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Cali. So here’s a congratulations to the happy couple – for whatever happens to be true!
The Associated Press scored an interview with Bret Michaels after Rock of Love 2 wrapped up. Asked if he thought he was going to find true love, Bret responded:
I said this from day one: I went into this to have fun and maybe find someone to like. True love is not going to be found instantly on a TV show. That is only for scripted shows. Scripted reality, they give someone a show. It is the reason “Rock of Love” has been the No. 1 show. It has been kept as real as possible. Anyone thinking they are going into a TV show finding love, they might find someone that they like and eventually learn to like them more. I think finding true love, I never went in with that intent.
Hmmmm. Did he see I Love New York 2? She set out looking for love, and may have found it. At least he still has a relationship with Ambre (unlike his immediate fallout with the first Rock of Love winner): “I found someone who is really nice and cool and gets rock ‘n’ roll,” said Bret. “We can see where it goes from here.”
The AP also asked about his future in television.
AP: Will there be a “Rock of Love 3″?
Michaels: I don’t know … We are looking to do a show called “Bret Michaels Big Rock Road Show” which is just rockers gone wild on the road. I never say never. Right now I am not mentally there. I am having fun doing it and I am thankful to the fans that made the show number one. The girls made the show great.
Sneak peek the Rock of Love 2 reunion now and tune in this Sunday at 9PM EST.
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Oh man. Chili is seriously asking for an ass-whupping from Usher‘s wife Tameka. The TLC singer recently revealed that of all the men she’s loved and lost – including Marlon Wayans – her ex Usher was the one she was meant to be with. Too bad he had all those “confessions” that prevented their relationship from really working out. Even Chili knows Tameka’s not gonna like what she has to say – let’s just hope she’s in hiding somewhere! Check out her revelation below. Think there’s a chance they’d ever get back together?
“Lord, Tameka gonna be trying to fight people. But honestly I will say, although Marlon is the one that got away, Usher is the one that I truly did love. Like that was truly my first adult love. I love him very much and I will always love him. I don’t know how you love someone that deeply and just stop loving them. I’m not in love with him anymore but I can’t say that I don’t love him anymore. And of course I do want him to be happy and all but me and him had what I never had in any of my other relationships, and that was chemistry. Even in that picture that you have up. Any picture that you see with the two of us, you see it. It’s just there! I could be standing next to him til this day and people will be like “Wow”. It’s not that you are wondering if we are back together again, it’s just that we look like we just go together.”
It’s Mariah Carey Day around the world, as her album E=MC² drops today with much fanfare. Yesterday our favorite diva showed up on Oprah to give the talk queen a personal tour of her massive NYC house. Our favorite spot in her lair? Mariah’s effing lingerie closet, which you can gawk at in the video clip above. She really IS just like us common folk! Mimi has like, a billion sexy nighties, which is a good thing because it’s rumored that she might have a new boy toy just waiting to see her strip down to something more comfortable. The singer’s been spotted recently getting close with the multi-talented hottie (and heartbreaker) Nick Cannon. Sure, her rep’s denying that they’re together, but they were just in Vegas last night acting chummy! And let’s be real – there’s nothing like celebrating a hit album with a little booty call, right?