Jessica Alba Pops Out World’s Prettiest Baby

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alba.jpgJessica Alba has finally popped out her much-discussed baby girl this weekend, and men’s mags are already ready to offer the newborn the cover – in 2028. Honor Marie Warren is sure to be the most beautiful baby, child, teen, and lady in the world! Move over Shiloh, there’s a new hot baby in town. Little deets are known about Alba’s new daughter, who was born in Los Angeles on Saturday. Her hubby Cash Warren was spotted bringing food into the maternity ward on Sunday, and Alba has revealed in the past that she’s “paranoid” about breastfeeding. Sounds like they’re off to a great start! Oh and lest we forget our manners - congratulations.

Ashanti Psyched About Her Hot Bod

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Woohoo! Ashanti, who performed on Good Morning America this morning to promote her new album, is clearly psyched by how damn good she looks. She’s almost as pumped as former famous dude Ja Rule is about now singing in her shadow. Ouch.

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Brit’s a Pussycat – But Is She Hot?

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Britney Spears is comin’ back ya’ll! The trashtastic starlet has a cameo in the new Pussycat Dolls video as – who else – herself. Her stint in the vid is allegedly very short, but super sweet. “In the scene shot [Wednesday], Britney is driving in a car,” an on-set source revealed. “They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic — that is it. It is genius and you will love it!”

Clearly a celeb driving a car safely IS genius, seeing as it’s rarely done in LA these days. But what was a wee bit perplexing about the shoot is the report that “Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde.” Of course? OF COURSE? Britney may be blond, yes, but she hasn’t looked hot since 2003. Which leaves us to wonder – on a scale of 1-5 in Britney hotness, just how good will she look? Surely it’s better than her umbrella attack look, but she be “Britney with natural hair” hot? Peep our scale above and let us know. [Us]

Mel B Can’t Believe Her Boobs!

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Spice Girl Mel B. flaunted her breasts at a gig for the lingerie line Ultimo (she’s the spokesperson!), and she looked just a little uncomfortable in the boob-busting bra. But hey – her pain is our gain, because these are some of the hottest pics we’ve come across all day. Thanks Mel!

ROAR! Hollywood’s Hottest Cougars

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Between the Sex And the City movie and the recent love connection of Jennifer Aniston and 9-years-younger John Mayer, we got to thinking about our favorite famous Cougars. For all of you who don’t know, a coug is “a female, usually between 30 and 50 years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.” From Whitney‘s rendezvous with Ray J to Demi being old enough to have given birth to Ashton, we salute Hollywood’s Hottest Cougars.

T.I.’s Career Blows Up Before Jail

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ti-movies.jpgWho said a prison sentence screws stuff up? T.I., who will begin serving a jail sentence next spring for weapons charges, is busy beefing up his career before heading behind bars. The rapper just signed a three-film deal, and will begin making a crime drama with Matt Dillon titled Bone Deep shortly. But that’s not enough! T.I.P. will also be promoting his new album Paper Trails as well as his MTV documentary style reality show. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. T.I.’s all about his future as the next Tom Cruise, telling MTV, “I’m just looking forward to continuing my success in the film industry. I want to do all kinds of movies. I want to do romantic comedies, action movies, dramas — tons of different things.”

We’re sure jail will provide the perfect inspiration for all those future roles!

Nick Hogan Breaks Free…Kinda

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Hulk‘s son has finally gotten what he wanted! Nick, who you may recall was desperate to get out of solitary confinement, has been moved to a new cell! His current digs have a television (score!) and 3 other juvenile inmates. According to news sources, the Hogans had threatened a lawsuit over Nick’s prior jail accommodations. Between the divorce, this case, and the upcoming lawsuit against them, the Hogans are going to be spending a lot of quality time in the courthouse together. Think it’ll bring them closer together, or tear them further apart?

Heidi & Spencer Make Millions Off of Being A-Holes

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Working two jobs just to make ends meet, and yet you can barely pay your bills? Well then the news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt raked in over $3 million in just two years solely from their work as douchebags might make you cringe a bit. How do they do it? Selling out, natch! The pair make a crapload not just off of their actual work on The Hills, but through club appearances, pictures, and horribly tacky clothing lines as well. Heidi herself has said that, “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” and reiterated her aspirations to be Meryl Streep with better boobs: “I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.”

But they aren’t the only Hillsies to make a pretty penny these days. Whitney Port, whose lisp is almost as adorable as her outfits, is reportedly going to star in a Hills spin-off, which will document her bi-coastal work for People’s Revolution. Will you watch?

Mary-Kate: I’m Rich And It’s None of Your Bizness

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Guys, stop pondering how many billions Mary-Kate Olsen hoards under her mattress. It’s none of our f*cking business how much money she makes, and she’s pissed we’re even curious about it. “It’s nobody’s business if I am or I’m not [rich],” she tells Elle magazine. Ohhh – somebody’s sensitive! She continues:

“I mean, if you want to have a discussion about fame and what does it really mean to be famous these days, what’s celebrity anymore? What’s media? That’s different. I have a completely different point of view about all this because I was never thrown into it. I grew up in it. It wasn’t something that I aspired to. It’s just something I knew. For me, I just worked. I had a job. I’ve had a job for 21 years.”

MK is right. She is such a hard worker! We should focus on THAT instead of all her dough. Except…she makes it kinda hard for us to avoid her ridiculous wealth, because she spends all her down time flaunting it. Don’t want us to wonder how much money you have? Then don’t parade around town in $2000 boots. Common sense, girlfriend. [Us]

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Angelina Jolie: Best Mom Ever?

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Rich Cohen’s Angelina Jolie profile (the cover story of the July issue of Vanity Fair) is one big shaming of entertainment journalists and socially conscious parents everywhere. Seriously, everyone in those respective fields needs to quit now because you will never a) write a celebrity profile as gorgeous and insightful and b) raise children as culturally literate as the Jolie-Pitts. To the latter point, Angelina explains that adopting kids from all over the world (three different continents…so far!) was “absolutely intentional”:

“When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other.

“I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”

And not only that, her freaking stable of nannies resembles a mini-U.N.:

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