Kim Kardashian is Blowin’ in the Wind

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Kim Kardashian is back in LA and boy is it windy! The most beautiful woman in the world hit up some cheeseball event with her sisters a couple of nights ago, and wrote on her blog how thrilled she is to be reunited with her sibs after shooting the flick Disaster Movie in Louisiana. Oh man – already that movie sounds like a bad idea. More pics of the Dashster and her horse tail hair below.

Devil-Horned Metal Nuts Needed For TV

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Yep, we’ve got another new program rolling down the pike. That Metal Show is a 30-minute romp through the extra loud realm of high hair, spandex and parental warning stickers. Three experts, Eddie Trunk, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson host the thing. They blast the music, argue over the music’s key moments, and hit the street to play some pranks on fellow metal heads.

The show airs on VH1 Classic, and it films in Manhattan on the afternoon of June 11. The tickets are free. Write us a note that says you’d like a pair at audiencecasting@vh1.com. Type “Metal” in the subject line so we know you love to rock. Include name, age, phone number, and recent photo. We’ll tell you the exact location when we contact you.

Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations

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Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:

“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”

Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

Top Five Neighbors Who’ll Plummet Property Value

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The crappy housing market shows no mercy. Ed McMahon, best known as Johnny Carson‘s sidekick, is battling foreclosure on his $6 million Beverly Hills abode. The house has been on the market for two years and counting, and consequently he has fallen way behind on mortgage payments. And who’s to blame for the lack of interested parties? Britney Spears and her horde of paparazzi followers! McMahon claims that the photogs have clogged his neighborhood streets, scaring off potential buyers. What could be worse than a famous starlet crashing your ‘hood? Check out four more nightmare neighbors after the jump.

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The Celebreality Interview – Chiba

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“I don’t hold grudges forever. It’s not good for your spirit,” a softer, gentler Chiba tells us.

Below, Miss Rap Supreme‘s reigning queen of drama talks about pre-written lyrics, messing with her competitors’ heads, how her oft-mentioned car accident has turned her into an inspiration for young girls, and her sexual attraction to Byata that resulted in a season-long feud and helped define the show.

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Usher Gets Icy On Chili

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Everybody knows Usher‘s a happily married family man (as you can learn from several of the tracks off Here I Stand). But we also know that a while back, Ush and Chili were pretty serious. Usher even bought the TLC hottie a rock, but broke it off before the two were engaged. A few months back Chili confessed to the world that Usher was “the one that got away. I love him very much and I will always love him. I don’t know how you love someone that deeply and just stop loving them.”

Recently, Usher was asked about his ex’s remarks in an interview with RWDmag.com. Usher had somem rather harsh words for Chili:

I mean, I think it’s a little unrealistic, I’m married [laughs], I’m not a boy. It’s been three years past, you know? But we all have unrealistic goals too. Like shoot, I will always forever love Katie Holmes and Halle Berry. I don’t feel anyway about it. It does appear maybe to be a plug for something. She got a record coming or something?

Harsh!

Maxim’s Hot 100: Perfect Woman Results

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We asked you to create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list, which include Marissa Miller, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera (who won in the legs category by a landslide!), and Lindsday Lohan. You told us which of them had the fiercest legs, hottest face, sexiest midriff and best bottom. We tabulated your votes and photoshopped together the perfect woman. Tell us if you agree with the final results!

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K-Fed Named Father of the Year

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Leave it to Vegas, that pillar of responsibility, to go anointing Kevin Federline as the Father of the Year, and just in time for Father’s Day. In an obvious move to boost promotion for their club, Prive Las Vegas has decided to honor the father of four.

In another example of a completely unqualified parents receiving honors for parenting, Dina Lohan was named “Top Mom,” by Long Island-based charity the Mingling Moms Organization. To all you parents out there who are making your children eat right, get to bed on time and do their homework, take note: the way to be the best parent you can be is through the public humiliation of your ex-spouse, imparting hollow values and foisting your children onto reality television.

Tila: “Tattoo Yourselves or Walk on Broken Glass!” (Ep. 7 Recap)

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Here’s a list of the five most absurd moments of episode 7 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. TILA INFLICTS PAIN ON HER LOVERS
Tila Tequila took a page out of the Rock of Love handbook, herding her suitors to a tattoo parlor. But unlike some of the women vying for Brett Michaels‘ heart, none of Tila’s potential love mates had the guts to get a tattoo of her name, opting instead for shot glasses (Bo and Jay) and a replication of the star that Tila sports on her wrist (Kristy). Tila offered Fear Factor-like alternatives for those who didn’t want to get inked, including getting a piercing (Brittany), walking on broken glass (George) or sitting in an electric chair (Lisa). It’s odd how turned on Tila gets by watching others suffer in her name. She doted on Bo, for example, because: “He shaved his soul patch, he got his jaw broken and now he’s getting a tattoo for me!” What else would turn her on? Getting dragged behind a car? Gouging out an eye?

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