We Will Watch the Verne Troyer Sex Tape

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Come on, admit it – you’ll watch it too! Verne Troyer and his ex-girlfriend did it on film, and the tape has somehow leaked. It’s now possibly going to be bought by the same dude who handled the masterpiece One Night in Paris (Hilton). The cost? $100,000. Not bad – but it sucks our man Verne won’t be seeing any of that cash! Check out a very short clip of the film here – our favorite touch is the acting book on the floor behind the couple. Let’s hope they use it as a sex toy! [TMZ]

The Force is Not With Mary-Kate’s Outfit

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We love Mary-Kate Olsen, and by now we get her outfit choices. The weirdest, baggiest, most unflattering piece will always find its way onto her tiny frame, mixed with a braided hairdo and a freaked out facial expression. So it was no surprise to see her at The Wackness premiere in this giant white mess, some sort of couture cross between a sheet and a toga. Oddly enough, when belted, it ended up looking exactly like that crappy cloak Pricess Leia wears in the Star Wars flicks! All she needs is a light saber, giant buns and Harrison Ford on her arm, and she’d be the complete package.

M-K of course turned up at the film’s after party in an adorable little floral number. Why does she taunt us so?

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Simmons Kids Snag a Sh*t Load of Russell’s Cash

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Our favorite almost-divorced couple is finally working out the kinks of their divorce settlement, and Kimora Lee Simmons is walking away with a phat wad of ex-hubby Russell‘s cash. Well, not Kimora exactly – their kids. Yep, each girl – Ming Lee, 8, and Aoki, 5 – will get $20,000 a month from their dad until they turn 18. That adds up to $480,000 a year for each kid – who already spend their lives living large in a $24 million mansion in New Jersey.

In case you forgot, the still amicable pair divorced after nine years of marriage. Kimora is now dating super-hot actor Djimon Hounsou, while Russ keeps busy doing yoga with model Porschla Coleman. [NYDN]

Thanks Daddy!

Britney’s Delivery Room Freak Out

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BritBrit had a major meltdown in sister Jamie-Lynn‘s delivery room last week, while her sis was trying to push out her daughter. J-L was determined to have a natural birth, but when doctors discovered that the baby’s umbilical cord was too short, they began pushing for a C-section. But Jamie-Lynn, being the stubborn Spears that she is, insisted on pushing that sucker out vaginally. Guess who didn’t like that idea! Britney of course, who screamed, “Just have a damn Caesarian,” before storming out the delivery room in tears. Yes, even as her sister gives birth, it’s all about her. [Star]

Brit continued her quest for a hot bod and hit up the gym on Tuesday, perhaps to blow off some steam. If she wants to lose weight, she should just cut off that monster on top of her head. That ponytail probably clocks in at 20 pounds!

[X17]

Ice-T Has a New Feud

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The First Family of Rap appeared on NBC’s Celebrity Family Feud last night — and didn’t disappoint. Ice-T, wife Coco, dressed matronly in a bright yellow minidress with a plunging neckline, son Ice, Ice’s mother-in-law, and a family friend played against Joan Rivers‘ clan. When Joan and Ice-T stepped up to the podium, they were asked to “name something that’s slippery and hard to hold on to.”

With a question like that, host Al Roker practically invited the Original Gangster to spew an obscenity. His response, of course, was bleeped. Coco described it as an “Ice-T answer.” (Does that mean he told Roker to eat a dick?) Joan’s answer, “ice cube,” was on the board, and Team Rivers was victorious in the end. She shrugged, as if to tell Team Ice-T, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

Update: Shaq’s Kobe Rap May Cost Him His Badge

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Maybe Shaq was just freestyling, but it may cost him his special deputy’s badge with the police department in Maricopa County.

“I want his two badges back,” Maricopa County Sherriff Joe Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”

Shaq belittled Kobe Bryant in a two minute video, while performing a rapblaming his former Laker teammate for the demise of his marriage.

Shaq has volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Phoenix Suns in February and previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat.

New York: A Moving Tribute

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It’s been over six months since New York was on the air and all we have to say about that is…

We’re so excited for the August 4 debut of New York Goes To Hollywood that we’ve assembled a greatest-hits post (of sorts) below. Over 20 animated gifs (like the one above) spanning New York’s VH1 tenure (from the first season of Flavor of Love to that bonkers I Love New York 2 reunion) are arranged for your ogling pleasure. Watch her dance, threaten, shake her chichis (in both pre- and post-implant varieties!), fall on her ass and gesticulate…interestingly over and over again. After all, loopy behavior deserves to be looped.

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Chris Brown and Rihanna Still Not Dating

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Rihanna Rih-emphasized what she has been saying for months about beau Chris Brown. “We are not dating,” the “Umbrella” singer told the ladies of The View in Las Vegas on Monday.

“He’s an amazing person, but we are not dating. We’re very close friends though. Very, very close,” she said.

Let’s see what these close “friends” have been up to lately besides romantic dates at KFC in our gallery of Rihanna and Chris just hanging as “pals”…

J.Lo Shows Off Her Post-Twins Bikini Body

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Ay Mami! Check out the photos of J.Lo looking en fuego in a white bikini with hubby Marc Anthony and their twins, Max and Emme, who Jennifer gave birth to just four short months ago. The singers took their spawn on a little vacation to Tenerife, Spain, along with Jennifer’s sister Linda. J.Lo was spotted texting on her cell phone and relaxing in the sun.

BET Awards: Best Red Carpet Ever!

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Last night’s BET Awards show was a kick-ass house party, a fashion show, and a hip-hop reunion all in one! Keyshia Cole and Rihanna looked fierce in yellow, and even Little Mama‘s bizarre kiddie dress was totally precious. Also, En Vogue! T-Boz and Chilli! Swoon. The night was one big exclamation point!!! Pics below.