Tila Tequila Wants to “Screw” Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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There wasn’t too much controversy surrounding this year’s Maxim Hot 100 list. Sure, news broke that Derek Jeter and John Mayer have banged, like, half of the girls. And of course there are gripes with the list itself: Gisele isn’t on it; Halle Berry’s not in the top 20; and Mary Kate’s on it without Ashley. But did you catch Tila Tequila and some of the other hotties talking about which celebs they’d like to get in the sack?

After the jump, Tila also informs us what she’d do if she were a guy for a day. Read more…

George Clooney Dumped This?

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Hollywood’s favorite hot old bachelor has split from his bangin’ 29-year old girlfriend, Sarah Larson. The former Vegas cocktail waitress started dating George Clooney in 2007, and was the first girlfriend ever to attend the Oscars on his arm. She also totally loves to strip off her clothes and party, as seen in the photograph above. In short – she is the best girlfriend EVER, and the former Facts of Life star is an idiot for letting her go. And just why did Georgie give her the boot? Says his reps: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”

But do they comment on George’s stupidity? Cuz now might be a good time to start!

Ashlee Confirms She is Pregnant & Has Bad Hair

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Okay, okay. She’s only confirmed that she’s knocked up, but we think Ashlee Simpson should also acknowledge that her red mop is f*cked up! Look at that thing! Back to baby: They’re expecting. No sh*t! Mr. and Mrs. Wentz took to Petey’s website to write the following:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Blah blah blah. Let’s hope this means that these two get sucked into parenthood and never emerge again with a new album or video about eyeliner instruction. Pretty please? [DListed]

R. Kelly Trial Forecaster: Threesome Testimony Delayed

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R. Kelly at court in Chicago.(The VH1 Blog knows very little about the law. So we’ve solicited Mark Muro, a founder of the California law firm Muro & Lampe, Inc. to keep a running tab on which side has the advantage in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Check back daily for updates.)

In a Hollywood-style cliffhanger, the much-anticipated testimony of one of the prosecution’s key witnesses was postponed today. The witness, a mother from Atlanta, was expected to testify that she had a threesome with R. Kelly and the alleged victim and identify both as the individuals in the sex tape. But Judge Gaughan cut proceedings short after learning of a surprise witness for the defense. Apparently, the witness contacted the defense just this morning. Expected to discredit the testimony of the Atlanta mom, the witness will arrive some time tonight in Chicago for what will surely be a long night of interviews and preparation with R. Kelly’s attorneys. Whatever information surfaces, expect the prosecution to try to bar new evidence from being admitted. If the prosecution fails, the defense may have an opportunity to break its low-scoring slump.

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Nick Hogan’s Jailhouse Convos Caught on Tape

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Looks like Hulk Hogan‘s son Nick Bollea is having a tough time in jail. According to a recently leaked phone conversation between Bollea and his parents, Nick is not too happy with his new digs. Given that the 17-year-old is a minor, Bollea is kept apart from the general prison population, and the isolation has started to wear on him. After a tearful conversation with his mother, who states she thinks the sentencing too harsh, Nick gets on the phone with his father, and the two move on to plotting Nick’s next career move, a reality television show with the working title of “New Nick”, rather than the 500 hours of community service Bollea will be performing following his 8-month jail stint.

Mariah Carey: Ball Girl Gone Bad

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  • Jean shorts from Glitter era: check
  • Fake ponytail made from the hair of actual pony: check
  • Nick Cannon‘s reused engagement ring: check
  • Hooker shoes snagged from prop closet of Pretty Woman set: check
  • Shiny jacket belonging to flashy toddler: check
  • Sunglasses stolen from Jennifer Lopez in 2003: check

Looking like a ridiculous 35-year old slutty ball girl to throw the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan: Tasteless.

Sex and the SOLD OUT City

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If you live in NYC and desire to see Sex and the City this Friday, good luck finding a seat between 2PM and 12AM. Fandango will repeatedly taunt you with the above message. We suggest venturing to New Jersey or Connecticut…or wait a week if you can. To ease the ants in your pants, see pics below from last night’s premiere at Radio City Music Hall.

Can’t get enough SATC? Check out movie clips, production stills, and more premiere shots.

I Love Money: Brandi C., Hoopz and The Entertainer Speak!

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In the video above, catch a flashback on the Celebreality pasts of Rock of Love‘s Brandi C., Flavor of Love‘s Hoopz, and I Love New York 2‘s The Entertainer. Then, watch as the clip flashes forward, and the three of them talk about what they’ll do with the $250,000 should they win I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that debuts July 6. We’ll be rolling a new one of these out everyday, so if your favorite I Love Money cast member has yet to show up, have no fear: they will.

Ray J’s Way Into Weird Drugs

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Ray J is desperate for his own music career, but is always overshadowed by his big sis Brandy, his sex tape partner Kim Kardashian, and his menopausal sugar mama, Whitney Houston. But finally the young star has done something to garner attention all by himself! Too bad it involves some seriously sketchy drugs. The singer was allegedly kicked out of his DC hotel this weekend, after Hyatt security received complaints about partying in his room. Spies report back that Ray J was allegedly in possession of weed and something called boat, which might be PCP? The cops didn’t press charges, but the hotel did boot Ray J after he tried to bribe the staff to let him stay. His own security hand to come haul him off! How diva-like! If only he had a career that matched his attitude.

Tila Tequila Recap: If This Doesn’t Turn You On, You’re Gay

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Here’s a list of the most absurd moments of episode 6 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. KRISTY’S GAY TEST

“I think that me and Tila standing next to each other is every man’s fantasy,” said Kristy on last night’s A Shot At Love. “If it doesn’t, you’re gay.” Could Kristy (pictured above) be right? If so, the unofficial poll that I conducted among friends suggests that approximately 75% of all men in the U.S. are gay. Read more…