Lil’ Kim Loves the Natural Look

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Wow. It’s not everyday that celebs match their make up to their dress, but Lil’ Kim seems to have mastered this look! At least she went for the look at the Sex and the City movie premiere, where anything goes in the outfit department and the uglier the better. Now if only she could do something about that creepy look in her eyes.

Jessica Simpson Goes Country

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jessica-simpson-country.jpgAshlee‘s big sis has dropped her first single off her brand spankin’ new country album, and boy does it suck ya’ll! At least our little divorcee has learned a valuable less – if at first you don’t succeed, just try a different musical genre. But never fear, dear Jessica Simpson fans! If the song and subsequent country album both flop, she’ll have Tony Romo’s beefy arms to run into. The football star has taken his lady back under one condition – her dad stays out of the picture and stops messing with their relationship. Sadly, her career is another story.

Give Jessica’s new single – titled “Come On Over” – a listen and tell us what you think. Good, bad or ugly?

Trial Forecaster: R. Kelly’s Former Assistant Drops Bomb

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(The VH1 Blog knows very little about the law. So we’ve solicited Mark Muro, a founder of the California law firm Muro & Lampe, Inc., to keep a running tab on which side has the advantage in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Check back daily for updates.)

Week two started off with a bang for the prosecution as Lindsey Perryman, a former assistant to R. Kelly, testified that the alleged victim once showed up at Kelly‚Äôs studio with a “pillow and overnight bag.” (What? He didn’t have a spare pillow?) According to Perryman, this was not an isolated incident, but the alleged victim would come by the studio a couple of time’s a week. On one occasion, Perryman even claims to have driven the girl to Kelly’s home. Perryman identified both the alleged victim and Kelly as the ones in the tape. This eye witness is particularly damaging to the defense because she has no apparent ax to grind with Kelly.
+1 for the prosecution. Read more…

Gossip Break: Katie’s Lost in NYC

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katie-h.jpgWithout Tom Cruise dragging her around, Katie Holmes looks like a lost child. [DListed]

Pete Wentz‘s sense of humor is as original as his emo outfits. Snooze. [Seriously? OMG!]

Tori Spelling has joined the cast of the new 90210, making it just like the old 90210. [ICYDK]

Diddy and Jay-Z got in a big fight over something (no it wasn’t Beyonce). [Crunk+Disorderly]

Is Brit-Brit dating her agent? If she’s not shaving her head and crashing cars, do we care? [I'mNotObsessed]

No, Jared Leto is not dating Jessica Simpson, no matter what you heard. He has common sense, after all. [PopSugar]

I Love Money: 12 Pack, Destiney and Chance Speak!

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In the video above, catch a flashback on the Celebreality pasts of I Love New York‘s 12 Pack and Chance, and Rock of Love 2‘s Destiney. Then, watch as the clip flashes forward, and the three of them talk about what they’ll do with the $250,000 should they win I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that debuts July 6. We’ll be rolling a new one of these out everyday for the next six days, so if your favorite I Love Money cast member has yet to show up, have no fear: they will.

Maxim’s Hot 100: Create the Perfect Woman

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weird-science-small.jpgHere’s your opportunity to play Anthony Michael Hall and create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. The categories are legs, face, midriff (including breasts) and ass. We considered creating a category for personality, but decided to keep this exercise superficial — like Weird Science.

Click on the thumbnails below to see how the girls stack up against each other and use the comments section of each post to tell us who should win each category. We’ll tabulate your input and photoshop together the perfect woman next week.

MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE?

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Marisa Miller

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Scarlett Johansson

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Jessica Biel

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Eva Longoria Parker

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Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Elisha Cuthbert

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Eva Mendes

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Christina Aguilera

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Lindsay Lohan

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Ask Weezy: Your Questions Answered

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A few weeks ago, we asked you to submit your love and relationship questions to Lil Wayne. No question was too racy, no situation too complicated — the superstar MC would tackle anything.

Well, our hero has listened to all the questions, and in the first installment of “Ask Weezy,” he explains what to do when you’ve got a lazy lady, whether a man’s taking advantage, and if there’s something too freaky for even Wayne to do in the bedroom. Be sure to stop back on Friday, when we’ll have Wayne answer more questions, and pre-order your copy of Tha Carter III here, out June 10.

Will the Real Kim Kardashian Please Stand Up?

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Poor Kim Kardashian. She’s gotten soooooooo popular that some dude has hired a Kim impostor to hole up at fancy Texas nightclubs in order to lure patrons. But let the truth be heard – that dark-haired, pouty girl is NOT KIM! She’s not very happy either, from the looks if it. In case you were confused and want some confirmation of what Kim does look like, we’ve posted a handy bikini pic above from Kim’s recent shoot with Ralph magazine in Australia. And contrary to the mag’s awful name, these pics will not make you want to barf. Promise. [Via OfficialKimKardashian, the best site eva]

Black is Back to Show Off Her Goods

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We loved Flavor of Love 3‘s Black, even if Flav didn’t, and we can’t stop ogling at these super sexy pics of the rejected runner up from SmoothGirl magazine, which seem to be her thing (remember these recent bootylicious shots?). Click the pics below to enjoy more of the fine Candace Cabrera, aka Black, aka the hottest thing around this summer besides the sun. [Via Bossip and Cutie Central]