Above, check out a clip from the first episode of I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that premieres July 6. In it, Heather, Destiney, 12 Pack and Heat form their alliance instantly, agreeing to live together in what Heat deems the “freakin’ hot, sexy orgy room.” But lo! The Entertainer lurks around the corner. He must have heard Heat say “freak.” Toe-sucking, anyone?
Here are some of the highlights of Episode 9 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.
1. TILA’S FINAL THREE BLOW UP CONDOMS WITH THEIR BUTTS
Tila Tequila flew her remaining suitors to Cancun and invited them to compete in a Condom Blowup Challenge. Most people would have caught the next plane back to the U.S., but Tila’s flackies obliged by hooking up a condom to a pump and blowing it up with their asses. Tila didn’t judge on speed, but on who could “blow” the sexiest. kristy (pictured above) looked the most, um, professional. She straddled that pump as if it were a penis dildo and she were the star of a porn flick. Bo was all about “blowing” first, which does not bode well for his potential in the bedroom. And Brittany won by simulating an orgasm and perfectly timing her exclamation: “I’m about to blow!”
Jamie-Lynn Spears is about to pop out a cousin for Sean and Jayden, and Britney is so excited she’s ditched Los Angeles to be by her sister’s side. J-L is due at the end of June, which means her tot could be born at anytime over the next month or so. That leaves a lot of time for some serious sister bonding. There’s nothing like a game of Skeletons in the Closet played over a super-size bag of Cheetos with your big sis!
The baby couldn’t come at a better time for Britney, as her dad is selling her Studio City home so the “singer” can escape to a new crazy house in the Valley, full of pools and flat screen TVs and enormous garages. Somewhere, in a grimy studio apartment, Sam Lutfi is reallllllllllly pissed he screwed his BFF-ship up.
Tila Tequila‘s been busy running her mouth again while wearing practically no clothes. This time, our bisexual reality TV babe is busy bashing her haters and waxing nostalgic about her time in juvie. Our highlights are below; click HERE for more.
On people who say Tila’s just pretending to be bisexual for her reality show:
“They can suck my dick.”
On sexual fakers:
“If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe.”
On her pre-celebrity days spent chillin’ in a teenage correctional facility:
“When I was younger, I was foolish and would rob houses and stupid things like that, but I’ve paid my dues. They actually sent me away to a correctional facility for bad kids. They put us on those small, special school buses, the short ones. They put you on a point list: You start off in level one, and it’s like prison. You can’t eat the good food, you have to sit isolated, by yourself.”
Tila’s Down to Two: Bo or Kristy?
Old woman: “Honey, have you seen my favorite floral bedsheets from 1976?”
Old man: “Uhhhh, Nicole Richie snuck into the house in the middle of the night and stole it so she could wear it to an awards show last night.”
Old woman: “Typical.”
Mario Lopez cheats on women, and it’s up to us ladies to watch out for each other when we get involved with dudes who enjoy double dipping behind their girlfriends’ backs. So let this be a universal warning! Don’t date this douche. Mario’s ex-wife Ali Landry dumped him after two weeks of marriage because he “cheated on her for several years,” and recently his romance with dance partner Karina Smirnoff ended after it was revealed that he had been nailing a Hooters girl secretly for a year. A year! Karina got a little misty eyed when discussing the break up on Chelsea Handler‘s show (see above), and we don’t blame her. Nothing hurts more than being scammed by some asshole with nice dimples. So pay attention, next girlfriend of Mario Lopez! We know it must be fun dating A.C. Slater, but ‘faithful’ is not in his vocabulary.
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CNN has exclusive video of John Graziano, Nick Hogan‘s best friend who was injured last summer in his infamous car crash, being treated at the hospital for his injuries, and the images are pretty heartbreaking. There’s been a lot of drama surrounding the case thus far – Nick’s troubles in jail, Hulk and Nick’s recorded phone conversations, alleged threats made against the Hogans by John’s family – and it can distract from what’s really at the core of all the fighting: the life of one young man, which has been forever changed.
Above, check out a clip from the first episode of I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that debuts July 6. In it, the contestants meet what Chance describes as their “first challenge”: getting off the boat that has delivered them to their coastal pad. It proves particularly difficult for Midget Mac, but then of course it does: when it you want drama from Mac, just add water.
Kim and her sister Kourtney are good at one thing (well, a couple of things, if you include sex tapes) and that’s looking fierce for the camera. We visited our favorite site – OfficialKimKardashian.com, natch – and couldn’t stop drooling at this shot of Kimmy and her sis at a pool in Monaco. Is it candid? Is it real? Are they robots? They’re doing something right, cuz Kim looked really hot at an event in Monte Carlo last week (peep pics below!). Vacation does a body good!