Do the Nasty with a Plastic J. Lo

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Radar has introduced us to the wonderful world of celebrity blow-up sex dolls, and trust us, once you see the fake goods you’ll be waving bye-bye to Paris, X-Tina and BritBrit for good! The dolls are the creation of Nick Orlandino, and through his company Pipedream Products he’s sold over 100,000 of the plastic ladies at $26.99 a pop. Check out the gallery and pic a favorite – we’re obviously addicted to the J. Lo doll – appropriate called J. Ho – both for her stunning, realistic face and that giant blown up butt (the pics are NSFW, obvs. They’re sex dolls, ya know?). [Radar]

Lost Recap: Flashback Hopscotch

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Guess I need to take “expert multi-tasker” off my resumé, because the flash forward/flashback combo in last night’s episode, entitled “Ji Yeon,” caught me off guard. The big shocker was supposed to be Ben’s man on the boat: Michael. Instead, we got a psych-out by the writers who revealed that while Sun was delivering her baby off-island in the future, Jin’s flash scenes were actually from 2000 – when he was still working for Sun’s dad.

The disorienting effect was soon replaced by another sensation: mourning. Jin, it seems, is dead. I’m holding out hope that he’s still fishing with Bernard on a canoe somewhere off the coast of the island, but it seems like a stretch. More after the jump.

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Last Night’s Pics: Tyler Perry & The Pussycat Dolls

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Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.

Angela Bassett, Rick Fox, Eva Pigford, Tyler Perry, Terry Evans, Vanessa Williams, and Lance Gross attended the premiere of Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns.

Nicole Scherzinger, Diddy, Whitney Port of The Hills, Chantal of America’s Next Top Model, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Dre, and Nelly were at MBFW in Culver City,CA for Robin Antin’s saucy Pussycat Dolls fashion show.

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Steve-O Leaps Off the Deep End

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Jackass star Steve-O has joined the ranks of Hollywood stars battling mental illness, after friend and co-star Johnny Knoxville took him to the hospital for observation. Pals of the daredevil had recently become concerned that Steve-O was “ready to die,” after he made the claim in an email. He’s currently holed up at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Britney’s old haunt, where he’ll be kept for 14 days. Last week Steve-o was arrested for vandalizing his neighbor’s property and was also charged with possession of cocaine. Apparently the stunt master’s emails to friends and family have become increasingly disturbing, and he wrote in November: “My family is convinced that I’ve got bipolar disorder. I don’t know if I agree, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m somewhat f—ed in the head.”

The video above surfaced in the last 24 hours, and shows Steve-O, clearly f*cked up and acting loco. Let’s hope he’s getting some help at the hospital. [MTV]

Free Radio: Lance Does George Clooney

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VH1’s spoof show features Lance Krall as a dimwitted radio host who has some infuriating opinions and isn’t shy about expressing them. He also has a weekly blog here where he discusses his innermost thoughts. In this episode, Lance discovers a morphing tool on his friend’s computer, and decides to mock George Clooney, Vincent D’Onofrio and Adam Goldberg. His impressions? Surprisingly on-point.

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Kim Kardashian: Famous for Stylin’

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The lady with a large butt, Ms. Kim Kardashian, has revealed that she’s desperate to give bumbling Britney Spears a makeover. “I would love, love, love to give Britney Spears a makeover,” Kim said. “I think everyone wants to give her a makeover. But I think that she is so cute and sweet and has a great style. But it’s all fallen apart and it’s a mess now. I would love to bring her back to where she used to be.”

Sure, we all want to redo Brit’s look, but what makes Kim think she’s qualified to do so? Well apparently our dark-haired diva is a STYLIST. Who knew? We thought she just sat around all day and got paid. Kim divulged her career secret as a guest on The View, after Barbara Walters bluntly asked her why she was famous and what exactly she does. Her answer – which was actually quite articulate – is above. We know what Kim wants to do, but do you think Brit would look hotter with long dark hair, loads of makeup, and decked out in an ultra tight dress?

TV ON DVD: Lies, Deceit, Neuroses

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DAMAGES
We all know lawyers are evil, right? If you’re having doubts, jump into this show, one of the most gripping cat ‘n’ mouse stories to come along in awhile. It positions Glenn Close as a she-devil attorney whose elaborate strategies never fail to put a mind-f*ck on her prey. Friend, foe – the relationships between the show’s principals are always in flux, and as Close manipulates a young apprentice to capture the Ted Danson‘s haughty Enron-esque CEO, the shifting set of morals beguiles as much as the who-done-it storyline. Factor in some intricate time-jumping tricks – this thing is one twisted labyrinth – and you’ve got one of TV’s better dalliances.

EXTRAS: THE COMPLETE SERIES
Ricky Gervais knows exactly when to pull the plug on a project, and the two short seasons of The Office and Extras gave both shows extra resonance. Jumping the shark is never an option. Because Extras’ initial run seemed fleeting, this box is a great way to revel in the nuanced quips that mark the great parade of indignities suffered by the star’s struggling actor, Andy Milman. From being fodder for David Bowie’s impromptu barbs to being irritated by a horny Daniel Radcliffe, Gervais’ skewering of the rich and famous is a modern classic. And of course Andy’s got more than a little pompous ass in him, himself. Extra points for featuring one of the tube’s ultimate stooges, Stephen Merchant (who helps Gervais script the hilarious shows).

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Friday: Paris Gets Fugly for Love

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden fugged it up on the streets of LA in two serious fashion don’ts. There’s nothing cuter than a couple that embraces bad outfits together! [X17]

Wanna Date Scarlett? Fork Over $40,000
A Brit bid $40 Gs to go on a date with the pretty star, with all proceeds going to Oxfam. [Us]

Britney Beloved on “How I Met Your Mother” Set
The entire cast of the ABC show is in awe of their troubled guest star, and only had wonderful things to say about Brit. Maybe she can make some real friends, for once! [Us]

Nicole Kidman Kicks Ass to Protect Baby
Check out this vid of Nic’s bodyguard going ballistic on a paparazzi. Kinda scary, seriously awesome. [DListed]

Remy Ma’s Trial Hits a Bump
No one brought to the stand has been able to pin last summer’s shooting on the rapper. Will she walk? [NYP]

Rehab Review: Behind the Scenes of the Celebrity Rehab Reunion

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“I was reminded again how incredibly brave and open those guys were. They just throw themselves into stuff,” Dr. Drew told me a few days after the taping Celebrity Rehab reunion late last month. Not that I needed reminding. I hung around backstage that day from early afternoon through the five-hour (!) finale shoot, and witnessed a group of people to whom sharing themselves comes as easy as breathing. Just try to get them to hold back!

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