Fashion WTF: The 10 Worst Outfits at the Met Ball

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Yep, that photographer is pretty much right. These outfits are hilarious and every seems to think so, except the stars flaunting them! Every May here in NYC the tulips bloom, the sidewalk cafes fill with people, and celebs come out in droves to show of their atrocious fashion sense at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala, which is thrown by Vogue editrix Anna Wintour each year (seen above in her haute couture moon suit). We’ve picked the top 10 worst wardrobe malfunctions from the event – which were supposed to reflect the night’s theme of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” The only fantasy I have is of a giant sheet to cover these messes.

From left to right: Anna Wintour, Kimora Lee Simmons, Fergie, Amber Valletta, Mischa Barton, Posh Spice, Piper Perabo, Rachel Bilston, Tilda Swinton, Venus Williams.

Mimi’s “Bye Bye” Introduces Hubby Nick

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Wondering what Mariah and Nick‘s honeymoon is like? The second single, Mimi’s tearjerker “Bye Bye,” will give you a pretty good idea. Shot documentary-style, we get a peek at the intimate beginnings of Mariah and Nick’s relationship. But since the theme of the song is loss, we also flip through Mariah’s personal photo album. Check out all the folks Mariah’s loved and lost, as well as the one she’s loving right now.

Idolville: Who’s Being Dumped This Week?

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We’re getting to the good part of American Idol, the section of the season where the real-deal contestants are left (and bizarre pop culture stuff starts to emerge). The fab four – David Cook, Syesha Mercado, David Archuleta, and Jason Castro – are trying their hands at tunes from the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame songbook tonight. Which singer do you think will feel most comfortable with that kind of classic material?

Better Still: Which singer is getting the boot on Wednesday night? Tell everyone why in “Comments.”

50 Cent’s Chain Snatched by Concert-Goer

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Some dude in Angola has learned not to f*ck with 50 Cent, or his diamond chains! A concert-goer was arrested after he hopped up on stage at a concert in Angola and ripped Fiddy’s bling off his neck. The robbery stopped the show, and 50 allegedly hopped in the audience and punched the dude. Other reports reveal that the dude got away but was eventually arrested after his parents turned him in. Nice work, rents! The whole thing was caught on a camera phone, because that’s the way the world rolls these days. Check out the clip above to watch the whole thing go down. [via Bossip]

Will Brit Look This Good in Court Today?

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Britney Jean Spears is set to actually make an appearance at a custody hearing today, and will reportedly ask the judge for more time with her sons Sean and Jayden. If she can remain mentally stable (no caffeine, girlfriend!) and brush her hair a bit, we think the judge should rule in her favor! Brit may be still be a bit crazy, but she’s currently clocking in low on the train wreck scale – a big improvement from her disastrous days earlier this year! We’ll be rooting for her – and for the stylist who does Brit’s hair, make up and clothes on the set of How I Met Your Mother(pic above). We hope Brit hires you for everyday help! [PopCrunch]

Lindsay Lohan’s Addicted to Stealing

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lilo.jpgLaLohan is being accused by a Columbia University student of stealing her super-expensive fur coat from a club earlier this year. Whoopsie! Masha Markova and LoLo both attended a private birthday bash at a NYC club in January, and Markova’s coat disappeared from the table the two were sharing with mutual pals. Masha did a little web-searching and later discovered pics of Linds wearing the coat that night! After contacting the club she eventually got her coat back, but it reeked of booze, ciggies, Lohan BO and sadness (we assume). Now she’s suing the sticky-fingered starlet for $10,000 – the cost of “renting” the mink for three weeks.

Sigh. This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s been accused of stealing sh*t she could easily afford to buy herself. Is her life that sad that she needs to get her kicks snagging other people’s swag? Oh right – she was in I Know Who Killed Me. Yep, pretty sad! [NYP]

I Love Money Cast Reveal: Day Two – More Men of I Love New York

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I Love Money is a new reality show coming this summer that pits cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York against each other in the pursuit of a $250,000 grand prize. We’re officially revealing the cast each day. Check out yesterday’s crew here and check below for today’s batch, which includes more men of both seasons of I Love New York starting with:

Chance

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Gossip Break: ScarJo is Off the Market

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scarjo.jpgScarlett Johansson is engaged to her older beau, Alanis’ ex Ryan Reynolds. What a great distraction from her awful album! [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan‘s gonna play a down-on-her luck gal on Ugly Betty. Art imitates life? [DListed]

Photoshop makes Mariah Carey looking amazing! [Seriously? OMG]

BritBrit‘s back on How I Met Your Mother, and she looks better on TV than in real life. [Just Jared]

Foxy Brown‘s wanted back in court to deal with more assault charges. Riker’s wants that ill na-na! [Bossip]

Usher‘s new video looks like a bad Sly Stallone action movie. [Concrete Loop]