Will Brit Look This Good in Court Today?

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Britney Jean Spears is set to actually make an appearance at a custody hearing today, and will reportedly ask the judge for more time with her sons Sean and Jayden. If she can remain mentally stable (no caffeine, girlfriend!) and brush her hair a bit, we think the judge should rule in her favor! Brit may be still be a bit crazy, but she’s currently clocking in low on the train wreck scale – a big improvement from her disastrous days earlier this year! We’ll be rooting for her – and for the stylist who does Brit’s hair, make up and clothes on the set of How I Met Your Mother(pic above). We hope Brit hires you for everyday help! [PopCrunch]

Lindsay Lohan’s Addicted to Stealing

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lilo.jpgLaLohan is being accused by a Columbia University student of stealing her super-expensive fur coat from a club earlier this year. Whoopsie! Masha Markova and LoLo both attended a private birthday bash at a NYC club in January, and Markova’s coat disappeared from the table the two were sharing with mutual pals. Masha did a little web-searching and later discovered pics of Linds wearing the coat that night! After contacting the club she eventually got her coat back, but it reeked of booze, ciggies, Lohan BO and sadness (we assume). Now she’s suing the sticky-fingered starlet for $10,000 – the cost of “renting” the mink for three weeks.

Sigh. This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s been accused of stealing sh*t she could easily afford to buy herself. Is her life that sad that she needs to get her kicks snagging other people’s swag? Oh right – she was in I Know Who Killed Me. Yep, pretty sad! [NYP]

I Love Money Cast Reveal: Day Two – More Men of I Love New York

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I Love Money is a new reality show coming this summer that pits cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York against each other in the pursuit of a $250,000 grand prize. We’re officially revealing the cast each day. Check out yesterday’s crew here and check below for today’s batch, which includes more men of both seasons of I Love New York starting with:

Chance

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Gossip Break: ScarJo is Off the Market

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scarjo.jpgScarlett Johansson is engaged to her older beau, Alanis’ ex Ryan Reynolds. What a great distraction from her awful album! [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan‘s gonna play a down-on-her luck gal on Ugly Betty. Art imitates life? [DListed]

Photoshop makes Mariah Carey looking amazing! [Seriously? OMG]

BritBrit‘s back on How I Met Your Mother, and she looks better on TV than in real life. [Just Jared]

Foxy Brown‘s wanted back in court to deal with more assault charges. Riker’s wants that ill na-na! [Bossip]

Usher‘s new video looks like a bad Sly Stallone action movie. [Concrete Loop]

Kanye Blogs His Many Meltdowns

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The great thing about Kanye West is that he’s either severely hot or cold about something. Lukewarm just ain’t his thing! So it was no surprise that the man-diva got a little pissed when Entertainment Weekly grade his recent tour a B+ – a grade I would have killed for in grade school/high school/college/life. Kanye went for the mag’s jugular on his blog, writing, “Ya’ll rated my album sh*tty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f*ck you and the whole f*cking staff!!!”

He then also called them “f*cking trash.” Damn. I rate that rant a A+! Later he calmed down a bit in a post about his Houston show that went awry. “Unfortunatelyfor certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 ‘MichaelJackson’ me,” he wrote. “That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place… they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old.”

It is? Cuz we’re still laughing.

Shots of Tequila (Tila, That Is)

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Everyone’s favorite bisexual reality television star is on the cover of the June issue of Blender, and she’s spilling her guts. Tila opens up about why she picked Bobby, her rough childhood and (of course) her bisexuality. We’ve included a few choice quotes below, but you can check out the full article here.

* I think every girl is born bisexual. Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian! Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.

* On turning down Dani: That was a hard one. I think I was just scared. I’d been with lipstick lesbians but not so much with the more tomboy-type girls, so I picked something that was more predictable. Guys are a bit more predictable.

* On what went wrong with Bobby: Well, as time passes, he gets back into his world and I get back into mine. And we try to keep in touch, but it gets too hard for him to understand that I had a life outside of that show, I have work to do. And he’s still from … wherever he’s from.

The 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s Sizzle on VH1

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Remember when it was okay to find your uncle attractive, if his name was Uncle Jesse? Ahhhh, the sweet, sweet nineties, when flannel was fine and feathered hair was still kinda allowed, unless you lived in Seattle. VH1 is counting down the Top 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s tomorrow night beginning at 9PM, and we’ve got a sneak peek above of some of the lookers who made it onto the list. The 15 pics are in random order (we’re not giving anything away, natch), and there are 25 other sextastic stars on the countdown. Tune in to find out if your favorite hottie from the last decade made the list and discover who stands tall at number one. Hint: it’s not Marcel the monkey from Friends! Have mercy!

Kim Kardashian Caught Butt Buffing

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kimk-main.jpgAwww. We were all proud of Kim for ignoring Paris Hilton‘s bag o’ cottage cheese diss about her bum, but it looks like Dash has taken the cruel words to heart! Kimmie K. was spotted getting the VelaShape cellulite removal treatment in Santa Monica, while her sisters (Khloe and Kourtney, we assume) were hooked up with some laser hair removal. The camera crew from their reality TV show was in tow, natch. Nothing is too embarrassing to put on TV!

Here’s Kim looking cellulite-free in Australia this weekend. Hm – if she’s down under, how did she show up in LA for her special skin treatment? Ah, the mysteries of gossip. [NYDN]