Madonna: Getting Cozy With A-Rod?

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Red Sox fans who love Madonna are going to find themselves in quite a pickle this morning, after word is leaking that the legendary singer is possibly shacking up with Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. We all know Madge’s marriage is teetering on the brink of divorce, but would she really take up with a married man right now – and a much-younger baseball player at that? Well, this is Madonna. She may be old, but anything still is possible. Both Us and OK! magazines are reporting that the Madge and the superstar b-baller have been getting close since October, when they were spotted working out together in NYC. He attended her concert in May, and she took her family to watch the Yankees play – and sat in A-Rod seats. Even more scandalous – they’ve been spotting having secret meetings at her place late at night.

We wonder what his wife thinks?

Lindsay Lohan Has a Secret Sister

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Daddy Lohan is always full of surprises. First a DUI, then prison, and now … an illegitimate little sister for Lindsay!

Kristi Kaufman told Star that the father of her daughter, Ashley, 13, is the result of a years-long affair with Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay, Ali, Michael, and Cody. The affair started while he was briefly separated from Lindsay’s mom Dina. It continued even after the couple got back together. Michael tells Star, “I took the DNA test this morning. I will get the results within the next two weeks and you will be the first to know.”

Wow, how nice that Michael has such a great relationship with the tabloids that he would tell them before his own children. It’s so nice when celebrities and the press work arm in arm.

“It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test,” he adds. “However, I have some serious doubts after investigating Kristi’s background.”

Michael Lohan doesn’t even need his own reality show like daughter Ali and ex-wife Dina’s hit E! show Living Lohan. His life plays out better than an episode of Jerry Springer as we eagerly await the results of the paternity test to find out if he is indeed the babydaddy, but of course, we will get to know after Star does.

Gossip Break: Sienna Snags a Married Man…Again

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Sienna Miller is apparently an actress, but we know her best from all the marriages she wrecks. Here’s a new one! [DListed]

Jen Aniston is horny for more Mayer, and we like it! [Seriously? OMG!]

Diva-in-training Megan Fox hates other brunettes and banned them from her movie set. Does she need to be reminded that she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green? [I'mNotObsessed]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson held hands this weekend! [WWTDD]

Anne Hathaway totally turned her sketchy boyfriend in to the FBI. [ICYDK]

Ali Lohan‘s awkwardly teary tantrum caught on tape! [Jezebel]

Miley Cyrus: I’m “Relatable” When Topless!

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15-year old Miley Cyrus is finally breaking her silence about that infamous Vanity Fair pic of her wrapped topless in a sheet. You know the one. She had previously said she was “embarassed” by the pics, but now she seems to be seeing the upside of such a scandal.

“I was embarrassed, but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable.”

She is right – everyone can relate to doing stupid sh*t in high school. The difference is we didn’t have a bedroom full of Benjamins to come home to and cry in at night. Stars: they’re still not like us, no matter how many regretful topless photos they take! [MSNBC]

Heidi Montag Has a Cross to Bear

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The Hills starlet and walker of a “higher path,” Heidi Montag, revealed to USA Today that she would like to record a Christian album. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Heidi, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

Heidi says,

Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

This August, she and fiance Spencer Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.” Awww, feed children and help build “things” – Just like Jesus! If Jesus can forgive Judas for denying him seven times and getting him hung on a cross, why can’t Heidi and Hills ex-BFF Lauren Conrad find it in their hearts to give fans a reconciliation?

“I don’t think people are ever going to get that,” the redeemer of reality TV says.

Will’s Scientology School is Scaring People

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Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith have started a school! 80% of the students will be receiving some form of financial aid! Awesome! So why is everyone freaking out about its ties to Scientology? Yes, the school has some teachers who identify as Scientologists – but according to the school’s head, teachers of all religions have been hired and the school itself has no religious affiliation. The school will be also using something called “study technology” (created by Scientology guru L. Ron Hubbard)as one of their teaching methods, which “focuses on students gaining hands-on experience, mastering subject matter before moving to the next level, and being taught not to read past words they don’t understand.” But again, other methods are supposedly being used, and honestly, doesn’t hands-on experience sound awesome?

Er, not everyone thinks so. David Touretzky, Carnegie Mellon professor and Scientology critic, argues, “There is no reputable educator anywhere who endorses [study technology]. What happens is that children are inculcated with Scientology jargon and are led to regard L.R. Hubbard as an authority figure. They are laying the groundwork for later bringing people into Scientology.”

Here’s how we can answer, once and for all, if Smith’s school is a Scientology breeding ground – is Suri Cruise a student? [LA Times]

Hulk Has His Say On Linda’s New Boyfriend

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Hulk Hogan called into the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show and discussed his (soon to be ex) wife Linda’s nineteen year old boyfriend, and details an occasion when Brooke discovered the guy, Charley Hill, hiding out in her brother’s bathroom. He also accuses the kid of riding his uninsured Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Check out a clip of Hulk’s chat here.

Supermodel Suicide

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In an apparent suicide, supermodel Ruslana Korshunova jumped to her death on Saturday, falling 9 floors from her apartment in the Financial District of Manhattan, New York. The 20-year-old beauty, who had graced the covers of French Elle and Russian Vogue and had modeled for top designers Marc Jacobs, Nina Ricci, and DKNY was hailed by British Vogue as “a face to be excited about.”

It was just days before her 21st birthday, and friends described the Kazakhstan native as an upbeat person showing no signs of depression. “She loved life,” one Russian friend told The New York Post, while another, Maxim Ilin, said she “was the most cheerful and positive person I knew.”

John McCain Has an Ear for Usher

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Who knew? John McCain likes Usher. After appearing in May on “Saturday Night Live” with Usher, Republican presidential candidate John McCain said he really has an ear for the “Love in This Club” singer.

McCain told the St. Paul Pioneer Press,

“Usher was on. Very talented. Very good. And I’m usually not into that brand of music, but I watched him rehearse, and I watched him twice. And I was very impressed. I got one [Usher CD]. Actually, my daughter, Meghan, likes him, and she got it for me.”

Unfortunately for McCain, Usher is a hardcore Obama fan, as seen in this YouTube video supporting the Democratic candidate:

Pam Attack: Simpson is a “Bitch & Whore”

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Hurray! The greatest celebrity feud has just begun. Animal-lover Pam Anderson labeled Jessica Simpson a “bitch and whore” in an interview, after the singer was spotted wearing a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Yup, it’s pot and kettle time! She went on to say, “Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” Dissed!

Pam Anderson is a vegetarian, among other things, but still we’ve gotta call bullsh*t on her for a couple of reasons.

1. She may not eat meat, but she wears it. While she renounced Uggs in 2007, she stuck her feet deep into those sheepskin boots for years. And seriously, if you can’t figure out those are made of animal fur and skin, then should you really be talking?

2. Google “Pam Anderson sex tape” and you get 1,750,000 results. So really, Pam, who you callin’ a whore?

[The Sun]