VH1’s spoof show features Lance Krall as a dimwitted radio host who has some infuriating opinions and isn’t shy about expressing them. He also has a weekly blog here where he discusses his innermost thoughts. In this episode, Lance goes to the airport. He’s traveling home for a funeral, and notices that airports tend to attract hot girls. So he tries to pick one up. Guess whether or not he’s successful. Go ahead. Try.
Though it’s a confusing sensation we’ve never quite felt before, we think we actually LIKE Britney Spears in these two clips from her How I Met Your Mother stint! She’s charming, cute, and amazingly, kinda good. How is this possible? This is the same woman who once told a reporter only a few months ago to “eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it.” She may not yet have her kids, but look how far Brit’s come! The pop tart is set to take over your TV on Monday night. If she manages to show up with underwear on, it’ll be a step in the right direction. [via DListed]
Kim Kardashian is talented at so few things that it’s nice to see her excel so strongly in one area. She may not have any talent to fall back on – besides falling on her back in bed – but her O face skills are second to none! Kim was busy flashing her teeth and working on her O skills at an event for Heatherette last night. Or as she likes to call it, “working.” Enjoy some close up pics of Kim’s open-mouth look below.
Kristy Joe decides it is time for her to leave & refuses Bret’s pass last episode. Did you forecast this move?
Fallen but not forgotten
Watch Rock of Love 2 Sunday, 9PM EST. Sneak peek this Sunday’s episode here!
Paris Peeps Poverty in South Africa
The heiress visited an African orphan while on tour with her BF Benji. Think she showed them her giant diamond ring with his initials? [DListed]
Britney to Open Dance Studio
Brit is ready to turn other little girls into stars (and then trainwrecks) at her new dance studio, oddly named The Basement. [PerezHilton]
Lindsay Visits Dying Grandfather
LiLo hit up Long Island with BFF Sam Ronson to visit her ailing grandpa, who is stricken with colon cancer. [E!]
Michelle Tried to Save Heath’s Life
The drama surrounding Heath Ledger’s life and death continues, with this story about Michelle’s attempt to save her man. [TMZ]
The Girls of The Hills Go to “Work”
If that’s what you call standing around in cute outfits looking bored. They work hard for their money! [JustJared]
Ah, the joys of parenting and having a parent unspool before our eyes.
We’re breaking down the Top Five moments from each episode of Celebrity Fit Club. Think you can figure out this week’s number one? Here’s a hint:
C’mon girl, let’s do the wild thing
all night long for a couple of minutes...In case you were wondering if “D*ck In a Box” kicked off something beautiful, here’s proof. A couple dudes – a crooner and his wingman (who dines at Boston Market) – laying out some truth, Quiet Storm style. Negative body issues, chaffing, a one-position mentality – the boudoir can sometimes feel like both a shrink’s couch and locker room. One good point here, though. The dumber the c*cksman, the better the chance to fake that orgasm.
What your favorite seduction song?
Question: What kind of a sex shop do they get these outfits at?
They’re baaaack. The whole Kardashian klan was at Les Deux last night celebrating the Season 2 launch of their reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. See more photos below of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris & Bruce Jenner, Evan Ross, and Brittny Gastineau.