Clooney Gets Threats Over Girlfriend

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It’s been a whirlwind few months for Sarah Larson. After crossing paths with professional movie star George Clooney, Larson was able to quit her job as a cocktail waitress/go-go dancer/embarassing-photo-taker. Now, apparently, she lives wherever George does, on hiatus as a Vegas waitress, and, if this brand new New Yorker profile on Clooney is to be believed, checking her e-mail.

As reported in said New Yorker story, Clooney recently received a threatening phone call, a voice mail stating, “Dump the bitch before you’re sorry.” Ms. Larson reacts with little alarm, but does go on to clear the air about her reputation, which has recently come into question after some seriously revealing photos surfaced. “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server that means I’m an escort.”

Good points all, Sarah. We decided, given her newfound lifestyle, to do a side-by-side comparison of Larson’s life as Professional Bar Candy and life as Professional Arm Candy.

Pre-George: Magazine licking
Post-George: Magazine features

Pre-George: Staff dinners before shift at the Palms for waitresses
Post-George: Dinners with Brangelina

Pre-George: Fear Factor try-outs
Post-George: Red carpet premieres

Pre-George: Serving guys twice your age because they tip you
Post-George: Serving a guy twice your age because they take you to Italy

Pre-George: Getting called an escort because you are a Vegas waitress
Post-George: Getting called an escort because you sleep with a movie star

Music’s Hottest Stars Join Forces with Idol

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Last night, Ryan, Paula, Randy, and Simon hosted the taping of the annual star-studded fundraiser, Idol Gives Back. Look forward to performances by Mariah Carey, Fergie, Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and Miley Cyrus. And of course, no charity-driven event would be complete without an appearance by Mr. Brad Pitt.

For many more photos of the event, click here.

Idol Gives Back airs on Wednesday, April 9th at 7:30PM.

Jess & Kim: Classy, Trashy BFF?

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kimjess.jpgJessica Alba celebrated her impending motherhood with a baby shower this weekend, complete with all the Hollywood trimmings: cute location, fancy gifts, classy party favors, famous guests, and Kim Kardashian. Wait, what? Kim was there? Since when did the classy and oh-so talented Alba become friends with a reality TV sex tape siren? Isn’t that kinda beneath her? Kim of course spoke to E! about the shower, and revealed that she gave Alba gifts from her store, Smooch, and labeled the whole affair “awesome.” You better believe it was awesome – awesome that she got invited! Being down with legit Hollywood actresses is like every wannabes dream. Even Paris can’t accomplish that! Nice work Kim – we’ll see you at the Oscars. [E! Online]

Pam Anderson Bags a Mind Freak

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Are Pam Anderson and Criss Angel doing the nasty? This juicy coupling is currently just a buzzed about rumor, but we wouldn’t be surprised. These two are like the King and Queen of Vegas D Listers, and they kind of look perfect next to each other. And doesn’t Pam have a thing for magicians? Since her break up with Rick Solomon she’s been linked with her Vegas “boss” Hans Klok. Still, some eagle-eyed spy spotted Pam and Criss getting cozy at an Elton John concert this weekend! We predict a wedding announcement in 48 hours, tops. [M&C/Perez]

Peep Deleted Scenes from Celebrity Fit Club

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Last night’s Fit Club featured a frenzy of action after Dustin freaked following Harvey’s name-calling rant. You can enjoy extras and deleted scenes of the episode right here, but we’ve included our favorite moment that didn’t make it to air above. In it, our girl Toccara once again sasses the judges about what it means to be large and beautiful, and takes on the obeastity (yes, obeast) crisis, one cast member at a time.

Saaphyri’s Lip Chap Be Poppin’

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Flavor of Love 2 alum, Charm School winner and our friend Saaphyri has unleashed her latest bound-to-be viral video to promote her Lip Chap line of lip balm. Above, watch the video for “Lip Chap Anthem,” a take-off of Lil Mama’s “Lipgloss” that features rapping from none other than Saaphyri. This one isn’t as provocative as the last, so perhaps it’s aimed at a wider audience. Always thinking business, that’s Saaphyri!

As always, you can pick up Lip Chap of your very own at Saaphyri.com.

Pick Up Artist 2 Wannabes Melt Hearts

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We’ve been spending a lot of time swooning over the contestants who are bearing their hearts, souls, and chests on the Pick Up Artist 2 Casting site. Over the coming weeks we’ll be featuring our favorite lovable losers who are vying for a chance to learn mad pick up skills from the master himself, Mystery. If you’re desperate for help with the ladies, now is your chance! Head over to the Pick Up Artist 2 Casting site, register, and starting blogging about why you deserve to be the next Master Pick Up Artist!

To start us off, we’ve picked one of our favorite videos from contestant Putt99 to feature above. He’s a programmer from North Carolina who’s had one girlfriend (for only 3 months) and has been rejected 1238 times! Ouch. Do you think he’s Mystery material? Visit his blog – maybe he’ll even win you over and get your vote!

Meet Mr. & Mrs. Knowles-Z!

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They did it! They REALLY did it! Though neither star has confirmed their nuptials, every major press outlet is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z have officially become husband and wife. Even Mary J. Blige announced it at her concert on Saturday, so it’s gotta be true! The long-time couple tied the knot at Jay’s Tribeca penthouse after snagging a marriage license earlier in the week. The crowd was small, and guests – including Gwyneth Paltrow and B’s sister Solange – were asked to wear ivory. Thousands of Thai orchids were brought in for the event, and DJ Cassidy kept the attendees on the dance floor late into the night. Jay-Z had to perform over the weekend, and there’s no word of a honeymoon at this time. They’ll probably just end up on a yacht somewhere for a few weeks. You know how they do! Congrats to the happy couple – we hope they make it last. [People]

Tila’s Back & This Time There’s Blood

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The fakest show in the history of fake shows returns Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008, when erstwhile singer-songwriter and barely-clad short lady Tila Tequila returns to MTV looking for love . . . or something like it. From the trailer for A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila (see above), this season promises to be truly upsetting. Expect piercings, head-buttings, swearing, cops, vomit, blood and tears as 15 lesbians and 15 straight guys compete for the host’s affections. Take a look at those about to lose their keys to Tila’s mansion now. And for those of you out there wondering how on earth Ms. Tequila so quickly recovered from her heartache after her relationship with Bobby ended, look no further. She seems to have drowned her sorrows in a sea of bouncers and strippers. Isn’t that how everyone gets over a non-existent bad break-up?