Blog Best-Of: Tyra’s Tresses

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tyra_links3.jpg- Tyra Banks smiles with not just her eyes, but also her wig. And I smile right back. I’m not laughing at it; I’m laughing with it. [Dlisted]

- And here’s two for Ty-day: in this clip from Halloween: Resurrection, you can see Tyra Banks dead. Go ahead: it’ll be cathartic. [Jezebel]

- Tommy Lee attempts to slip the tongue to Michael Bay. In response, Michael Bay blows Tommy Lee up. In theaters this summer. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- Solange Knowles is…not Beyoncé. [Crunk + Disorderly]

[Image: Getty]

It’s Kissmas Time…

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We decided to get you something special this holiday season. You can’t get it in a store, and you can’t fit it in a box. In fact, the only place you’re going to find it is on VH1 Classic at 9pm tonight. That’s when KISS takes over your television set for 27 hours straight. The costumed rockers are about to drop Kissology: Volume 3 1992-2000, and our KISSmas fest lets you check out some of the DVD’s footage a full week before the disc hits stores. Longtime fans will recall that we covered the band completely at 2006′s Rock Honors. That’s still a good place for newcomers to hang out.

2007′s Craziest: Britney’s Bald Buzz

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britney-bald.jpg Some gossip stories are too big to forget. We’re counting down the 20 biggest, baddest, most ridiculous and saddest celeb scandals of the year. You’ll get a new one posted every day.

Just when we thought we had seen it all, Britney Spears went way farther off the deep end than anyone expected. Marrying K-Fed was one thing, but shaving her head and then getting some lips tattooed on her wrist? Holy crap! Back in February it seemed, well, effing insane. Now we know better – that bizarre Friday night would just be the first of one of the many inexplicable things America’s ex-sweetheart would do this year that blew our minds. Her makeunder went down just days after she spent 24 hours in a Caribbean rehab facility. Back home in LA something (un)clicked – besides the sound of razors against her head – and she headed to Esther’s Haircutting Studio on a Friday night, where the owner opened the store and allowed Brit to shave her hair herself. Newly bald, she then headed over to a tattoo parlor for some fresh ink. The starlet told people in the shop that she was “sick of people touching her” and acted “distraught and disturbed.” Sadly, not much has changed – besides her hair. [KABC]

Deelishis’ R-Rated Photo Shoot

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deelishis_smooth1_sm.jpgDeelishis lands on the cover of the latest issue of Smooth and, wow, is she looking…ample. Clearly, the phrase “amazing body” is tossed around waaay too often, because when someone like Deelishis comes along, “amazing” doesn’t even begin to describe her. I mean, look at her on the cover: she looks like a pair of hedge clipper handles with her ass serving as the spring. Un. Real.

There’s plenty more ass to be found in the magazine, but there’s also an interview with Miss D, in which she talks Flav (his baby mama approached her at his Comedy Central Roast, leaving her to conclude, “There will be no friendship between [Flav and me]“), her music career, an upcoming movie role and tons of sex stuff that I really cannot print here, like at all (understand she uses the word “squirter in reference to herself…seriously).

Anyway, the issue is on newsstands now. Check it out, because it’s insane. A few pictures from the photo shoot are posted below. They’re kinda NSFW, depending on how much of a killjoy your boss is.

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Will Ferrell: Another Sport, Another ‘Fro

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He’s tried soccer, he’s tried skating, he’s tried speeding. No question, Will Ferrell is waaay into sports. In fact the next competition he enters is hoops. As the nimrod point guard with a flair for entertainment, he leads a squad of fools – including OutKast’s Andre 3000 – through some Blades of Glory antics on the court. Check the above trailer for Semi Pro.

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Schatar Walks the Dinosaur

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You should really watch this video. It involves Schatar “Hottie” Taylor of Flavor of Love/Charm School fame and a dinosaur skeleton. Seriously.

My favorite thing about it is the grainy, over-saturated quality of the film. It feels like an 8mm from the ’60s or, I don’t know, an art film.

Oh, and did you know that Schatar has released an album under her Money Banks moniker? It’s called Digital DNA and it features British producer James Eddings and tracks that span styles from house to hip-hop to new jack swing. The ballads are particularly special. Sample and buy it at her MySpace.

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Sex and the City: Bad Writing, Worse Outfits

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We’re not ashamed to admit that we were excited for the new Sex & the City flick. Fancy shoes, New York landscapes, cupcakes and Cosmos – it’s a cheesy indulgence that we’re all for. But this trailer for the new movie is less than encouraging; in fact it’s downright embarrassing. We know the writers of the show like to squeeze out as many puns as possible, but they actually had the nerve to start the thing with, “Get Carried Away.” Mix that with a bunch of bad fashion choices (the giant flower?) and a few shots of the four gals staring at various mind blowing moments with their mouths agape, and we’re left ready to boot all over our Nine West sale shoes (no Manolos here, unfortunately). So give it a watch and try not to get carried away – to the toilet to barf. [DListed]

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New York Isn’t Pregnant, But…

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You may have noticed this week, the rampant rumors on the web concerning the state of Tiffany “New York” Pollard’s womb. We can exclusively confirm that as of right now, New York is not pregnant.

However, all of that could change very soon. In a recent interview with New York for our Ask New York series (see Part 1 and Part 2), we asked New York this question sent in by Devans00: “What’s next for you after you get your man? What are your goals? What’s the next big thing New York will conquer?” Without having to be pushed at all, New York revealed that baby may be on the way for her very shortly. Says New York:

There’s something that’s going on with me right now and…uh, I’m almost ready for mommyhood. I’m really nervous and I can’t believe I just said that, but there’s something starting to tick in me. And you know, I’m only 25, I’ll be 26 in January, and I’m almost to that point where I can almost see myself being a mommy, like, real soon! So I think that’s next.

This should be fascinating.

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