Time to ask your boss for August 19th off – that is, of course, if the President doesn’t declare the day a national holiday. Regardless, angels will surely come down from the heavens to be present on such a glorious day, flowers will spring up from the concrete, and animals will start speaking and flock to France so they can witness the birth of the Twingelinas. Angie (seen here earlier today in Cannes, France) is keeping the sex of her kiddies private but really, does it matter? We know the most important thing already – that they will be hot as sh*t.
Look out pretty little Shiloh, the world’s most beautiful babies are about to be born, and there are TWO of them ready to grab that title from your sticky baby hands.
Brangelina‘s got twins on board, and you can thank Jack Black for spilling the beans. [DListed]
Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse kiss, the entire world gags in unison. [Seriously? OMG!]
Jessica Simpson is jealous of Jen Aniston‘s new love with John Mayer. Get a hobby, Jess! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt make peace and drop their beef. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan is macking on Nicole Richie‘s man. What else is new? [IDLYITW]
Lily Allen got all nude in France. We’re more startled by her blond hair. Eek. [CelebSlam]
Check out the galleries below to see more shots of the cast of I Love Money in action. Do they hint at future plot points? Strife between brothers Chance and Real? Will Megan get her comeuppance after talking so much trash on Rock of Love 2? (For getting to pull her hair, Nibblz is undoubtedly now the envy of many of Megan’s former housemates.) And what’s up with Heather and 12 Pack, seen kissing below? Burgeoning romance, anyone?
Chance and Real:
Megan and Nibblz:
Heather, 12 Pack and Midget Mac:
Heather and 12 Pack alone…and sexual:
Remember: I Love Money premieres Sunday, July 6. To peep the full cast, click here.
Jack Black at the 61st International Cannes Film Festival.
Here are the top five most ridiculous moments of Episode 4, listed in chronological order from first to last.
1. Bull-Riding Contest Prize? Tila’s Ass!
Tila Tequila has dressed up as a naughty school teacher, a stripper and an angel. In episode 4, she morphed into a cowgirl by wearing a cowboy hat, a bra and assless leather chaps. The occasion (or excuse for the getup) was the first of what will surely become an annual mechanical bull-riding contest for pumped-up frat boys and stripper-esque lesbians on seasons of Tila Tequila to come. But if Tila didn’t look so hot, and if the prize weren’t spending an evening with her exposed ass, then this challenge would have been boring beyond belief.
The Flavor of Love 3 finale airs Monday at 9/8c. Exciting, right? Well, don’t tell Flav that. In the clip above, check him out literally falling asleep during his date with Black. If love is a drug, it’s probably of the sleeping-pill variety.
At the beginning of the season, Flav said that this would be the last installment in the Flavor of Love saga. And now, VH1 has made it official. Below, check out the press release announcing that Monday’s episode won’t just be the season finale — it’s the series finale:
Ugh. Maybe this is why Carrie Underwood wanted nothing to do with Tony Romo. The football star was reportedly busy mocking Jessica Simpson‘s bedroom skills to all his friends on the same weekend that he was telling everyone the Texas twosome was dunzo. A Windy City spy reported exclusively to The Superficial that, “Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”
Gross gross gross. Is respecting women that hard for guys these days? As crazy as Tom Cruise is, at least he’s pretty good at treating his wife right (when not dragging her around by the arm).
What a difference a week makes! With Jason Castro eliminated, all memories of mediocrity were strangely absent last night, as if Fox had called a shaman to exorcize the Ghost of Losers Past…
How professional our three hopefuls looked! Each contestant sang three songs selected by the judges, themselves, and the producers, in that order. Both of the Davids delivered outstanding performances, trumping Syesha, who looked elegant despite some stumbling. Yet Idol would be nothing without awkwardness and self-inflicted embarrassment. Despite the talent displayed, glimmers of the prior and incidents of the latter showed up. It’s a crucial moment in the contest. After the jump you’ll find examples of our contestants at their strongest and their suckiest.
Well look what we have here. Diddy, embracing Cassie from behind while spending Mother’s Day together in Central Park (peep the pics HERE!). The couple looks cozy – very cozy – as they watch a street performer together. Rumors have long swirled about these two and Diddy‘s a (very) single dude, so can’t he cuddle with whoever he wants? We’re sure Kim Porter was just fine on Mother’s Day without her ex hanging around, thank you very much. [ G Style via ConcreteLoop]
It’s the same old story.
The characters: Britney Spears, a Ford Explorer.
The scene: a red light at Sunset Boulevard.
The stupidity: BritBrit stepped on the gas in her Mercedes, railing into the back of the Explorer.
The outcome: After the accident Brit didn’t even speak to the lady she hit – her bodyguard did all the dirty work! Typical. No charges were pressed with the police, so BritBrit goes home lucky – for now. [TMZ]