Why Are All These Hollywood Chicks So Fat?

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Heaven help us. All our favorite hotties in Hollywood are getting super fat for roles! How dare they? Megan Fox, for example, has revealed that she gained a whooping ten pounds for Transformers. She said,

“I should have toned up for ‘Transformers’ but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.”

Now she eats “red velvet cake” and has dinner late at night in order to pack on the pounds. And it sure is working! Just look at that slender waist and tight butt – they’re massive! Another fattie freaking everyone out is Eva Longoria. The tabloids were spazzing recently because she’s been packing on a pound or two, and has turned into a big ol’ beast. But there’s a reason! According to People, “She’s making herself look like that as her character has let herself go.” And it shows! She looks like she swallowed a golf ball – or two. Disgusting! The only starlet not getting enormous these days is Kim Kardashian (see below!), whose boyfriend Reggie Bush is pressuring her to lose some weight, and even forced her to do beach-side hill sprints. Doesn’t he know those extra pounds are now in?

Reggie Tells Kim Kardashian To Lose Weight

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Although her voluptuous curves and round ass helped make her famous, not everyone loves Kim Kardashian‘s big badonkadonk. The New York Post reports that Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush reportedly has encouraged the star to lose weight. Kardashian was even allegedly overheard at an event on Sunday night saying that Reggie made her run the dunes in Manhattan Beach, CA.

But the woman who knocked J.Lo out of her number one spot for the celebrity with the best tush shouldn’t go too far. Do sidebends or situps, Kim, but please don’t lose that butt – it’s your best ASSet.

Star Jones’ Hubby Dishes The Dirt On His Crazy Ex-Wife

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Or, he pretends to do so. Al Reynolds, who rode Star Jones‘ coattails into a big ass pile of her millions, has created his own YouTube channel to divulge all the deets about his life and his relationship with the infamous Star Jones. The videos are set up like an interview, with some lady playing the part of annoyingly cheesy tabloid reporter. It’s all very bizarre and contrived, which of course means it’s fun as f*ck to watch. Obviously the goal of his new channel is to garner good publicity – or perhaps, any publicity at all – even though no one really cares about this dude now that he’s not banging the former View co-host. But we did learn some interesting things: Al didn’t know all the wedding endorsements were ridiculous and thought it was just how celebs rolled, he and Star decided together that he would quit his job in banking so she could be his Sugar Mama, and while there is a pre-nup, but he can’t talk about it. Oh, and the once-happy couple doesn’t speak, obviously.

We were totally digging Al until he called their break-up “tender.” Not so into him anymore! Watch it here.

Baby Alba Loves Her Hot Mom

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Awwww, look! It’s little Honor Warren, Jessica Alba‘s precious baby. As much as Alba and her permanent pout annoy the sh*t out of us, we have to admit we kinda love this tot. Her peaceful little face! Her full head of hair! We’re in love – dare we say we might even like her Mommy? Er – not so fast. Honor may be sweet, but Jessica is just so damn annoying. Example:

“I didn’t scream,” she says of giving birth. “It was really Zen.”

Blergh, of course it was. She probably was busy biting on her Balenciaga bag to keep from screaming. Everything Alba does is perfect and peaceful and totally ideal! “The labor was more like meditation,” she says. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

Ugh, just like we’re focused on what an annoyingly perfect piece of ass she is. But still, the baby! So cute.

Rock Honors: Rainn Wilson Gives Rockers the Third Degree

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This year’s Rock Honors taped this weekend, and we had The Office‘s Rainn Wilson sneak backstage to get the scoop from this year’s performers (Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters) and the main event (the Who). Watch Rainn diss Pearl Jam and talk Rock Band with Pete Townsend in the above clips, and be sure to tune in Thursday at 9/8c to watch what went down on-stage. We’ll also have more backstage reports all week, so check back!

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Daisy’s First Red Carpet

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realTVfilms caught up with Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya as she hit the red carpet of a recent RAINN benefit event. In the video above, Daisy talks about her upcoming album and some other “secret stuff in the works,” her “very emotional” time on Rock of Love 2 and how she learned self-acceptance. Awww. See? Reality TV can be a constructive experience.

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Stars And Heath’s Family Attend Dark Knight Premiere

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The stars came out to pay tribute to the late Heath Ledger at the New York City premiere of The Dark Knight last night. Gossip Girl stars and on-and-off screen lovers Penn Badgley and Blake Lively made it a date night. The Dark Knight cast members as well as Hills star Lauren Conrad walked the red carpet. Ledger family attendees included Heath’s father Kim and stepmother Ines, mother Sally Bell and her husband, and Heath’s older sister Kate. Father Kim gave the film a thumbs-up when he left the movie, which had a tribute at the end to the late Heath.

Rock Honors: Pearl Jam Pack Stage With Stars

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Our man on the scene, Steve Pavlopoulos, was delivering up-to-the-minute reports from Rock Honors: The Who (which taped this weekend) on what you’ll see this Thursday, July 17th at 9 pm on VH1. Check out his behind-the-scenes look at what went down on rock’s front lines. The above shot is from Saturday night’s festivities — check out more shots for a sneak peek at the show. Can’t wait to see Pearl Jam on Thursday? Watch them rock right now.

These events do this to me every time: I look forward to them before they come up, but when they actually happen, I am completely blown away by what I consider a once-in-a-lifetime live music experience. I walked out of the Pavilion at the beginning of Pearl Jam’s soundcheck and had to stop to look back in awe. (No kidding – and probably the first time I’ve ever been seen rocking out while carrying a $3,000 tripod.) From the first chord, you could tell that they meant business. They know (and love) this music, as the Who is in their lifeblood. Expect their set to be filled with songs from Quadrophenia, with the help of a string and horn section. The best thing about this venue is that when you exit the Pavilion, you can still hear the music pouring out and enveloping a good portion of the UCLA campus in glorious rock.

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Katy Perry Wants To Makeout With Miley Cyrus

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It’s no shock Katy Perry likes girl on girl action, but the object of affection in her hit song “I Kissed A Girl” is an underage singer – who knew!? Katy reveals in the new issue of Steppin’ Out magazine that she wants to play tonsil hockey with none other than Miley Cyrus.

Katy plans to shake things up at the Teen Choice Awards in August, which Miley is hosting. “Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Katy said. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

Who knows, this may even go beyond a one night stand; these girls have a lot in common. Both singers share a love of music, have fall birthdays,and a saucy side. Katy tells the magazine, “I’m definitely not a virgin!” and Miley, with her proclivity for posing provocatively for Vanity Fair covers, candid photos, and wet t-shirtcell phoneshots is a minx in the making.