Pam Attack: Simpson is a “Bitch & Whore”


Hurray! The greatest celebrity feud has just begun. Animal-lover Pam Anderson labeled Jessica Simpson a “bitch and whore” in an interview, after the singer was spotted wearing a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Yup, it’s pot and kettle time! She went on to say, “Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” Dissed!

Pam Anderson is a vegetarian, among other things, but still we’ve gotta call bullsh*t on her for a couple of reasons.

1. She may not eat meat, but she wears it. While she renounced Uggs in 2007, she stuck her feet deep into those sheepskin boots for years. And seriously, if you can’t figure out those are made of animal fur and skin, then should you really be talking?

2. Google “Pam Anderson sex tape” and you get 1,750,000 results. So really, Pam, who you callin’ a whore?

[The Sun]

Gossip Girl Rips Off Friends Photo


The cast of Gossip Girl – as well as a bunch of other hot, young stars whose 15 minutes are just beginning – is featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair, and the pic of the pretty cast looks awfully familiar. We seem to remember another attractive bunch of sexed up pals who were also caught walking around barefoot in glamorous gowns while lugging around champagne. Anyone?

The Gossip gang was also interviewed about such pressing issues as “Jimmy Choo or Christian Louboutin?” Our fave answer comes from Leighton Meester, who was just SO adorable when asked, “Blackberry or iPhone?” Her answer:

“Why do you assume I don’t have a Nokia pay-and-go phone? No, I have a BlackBerry.”

Of course you do sweetie.

DMX Needs Some Serious Help


Rapper DMX was arrested – again – this weekend trying to purchase some coke n’ weed from an undercover police officer. After asking the cop for “30 Powder & 15 Weed,” the Ruff Ryder handed over $45 and was immediately arrested. This is the fourth – yes, FOURTH – time DMX has been arrested since May 7th, when he was popped for reckless driving, among other charges. On May 9th he was nailed for animal cruelty and drug possession, and just last week on June 23 he was popped driving without a driver’s license.

Does this guy have any friends to look out for him (besides his abused dogs)? Can’t the Lohans and the Spears clans rally round this guy and haul him off to rehab, starlet style? [TMZ]

Winehouse Bitch Slaps a Fan & Calls Kanye the C-Word


What a great weekend for Wino wackiness. Amy performed at both Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration and the UK’s Glastonbury festival, and thankfully she was up to her regular insanity! During her Glastonbury set Amy got physical with a fan in the audience, flailing wildly and whacking the guy before a few beefy security dudes stepped in. (Check out the clip above.) Unfazed, Amy then improvised some lines in her song “Some Unholy War” about Blake Incarcerated, adding in “I’m not opening for a c*nt like Kanye.”

Kanye then took to his broken MacBook Air – of course – to tell the world that he doesn’t give a sh*t what Amy Winehouse thinks of him. Do these two thrive off of the drama or what? If Blake gets locked up for good they should seriously think about getting together. It’d be the hottest mess ever!

Spencer vs. Mary-Kate: Round Two!


Spencer Pratt has scored big points in Round Two in his celebrity feud with pint-sized starlet Mary-Kate Olsen. On Mary-Kate’s controversial appearance on David Letterman last night, in which she described Spencer as ill-tempered and wormy, Dave asked MK point blank if she was friends with Spencer in high school. The taller half of the Olsen twins replied, “No,” but the above photo, which Spencer sent in tosurfaced on Pink is the new Blog today, suggests the two were quite chummy.

Can’t you just picture Heidi Montag cheering on her man next to the ring?

Gossip Girl’s Blake and Penn Heat Things Up


On screen and real life lovers Blake Lively and Penn Badgley get in some quality XOXO in Far Rockaway, New York today. The Gossip Girl stars are hanging in the oceanfront town with the rest of the bathing suit-clad cast while filming the new red hot season of the CW series. The way these two are heating things up, it is sure to be a scorcher!

Celebrity Feud! Spencer vs. Mary-Kate


The latest celebrity feud pairs The Hills’ villian Spencer Pratt against The Wackness star Mary-Kate Olsen. In round one, Mary-Kate stopped by David Letterman and described her former high school-mate Spencer as “wormy” and ill-tempered. She also said “he would walk off the field” during soccer games. Check out the video of Mary-Kate taking a jab at Heidi Montag‘s fiance:

Spencer came back hard, hitting Mary-Kate below the belt and issuing the following statement to Us Magazine:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though,” he added. “She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Heidi’s “Higher Path”


The Hills star and Lauren Conrad nemesis Heidi Montag stopped by The View yesterday to show off her clothing line, Heidiwood. Naturally, Whoopi and her View cohorts wanted to talk about Heidi’s falling out with ex-BFF Lauren.

Heidi said, “The truth is, I have no animosity. I think Lauren is a great person and I am not that kind of person — I don’t hate somebody. I don’t have feelings like that. I’m on a higher path.”

Heidi’s “higher path” includes her tumultuous relationship with fiancé Spencer Pratt and other righteous activities including posing with American flags in a miniskirt and hanging out with Barney. Check out our gallery of just what Heidi’s “higher path” looks like:

Hollywood’s Offspring: Cuter, Wealthier Than You


Apple. Lourdes. Suri. Shiloh. What do all these children have in common (other than bizarre names)? They’ll probably never have to work a day in their lives, and they’ve hit the genetic jackpot. Meet Hollywood’s Offspring, the kiddies of the stars who are nearly as famous as their folks.

Guy Ritchie Throws in the Red String


In the latest development of the rumored Madonna – Guy Ritchie split, UK newspaper The Sun is reporting that Guy has stopped practicing Kabbalah. While Madonna has become increasingly involved in the mystical Jewish religion, Guy has turned his back on it.

A source close to the couple told The Sun, “He has gone hot and cold on the religion in the past, but now he’s given up on it altogether. It has always been her thing and is more a part of her life than ever.”
“He was genuinely into it and it helped the bond between them. But then he backtracked a little with his gestures of public backing, like wearing the bracelet, because he didn’t like being such a high-profile follower.”
“He also became suspicious of all the Kabbalah crowd living off her money.”
Sadly, things are not looking good for the Material Mom and her producer husband. Reportedly, Madge has sought legal counsel in Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney, Fiona Shakleton. Madge was also spotted in NYC yesterday, without her wedding ring.