Star Jones’ Ex Gives Us a New View of His Bod

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Damn. Al ReynoldsStar Jones‘ soon-to-be ex – is looking surprisingly hot in this shirtless pic. Who knew? Now we get why she was down with being a sugar-mama for four years. There was lots of buzz that this snapshot was part of an ad campaign for Under Armour, but the company got their panties in a twist over the allegations and released this statement:

“I wanted to clarify what has been reported. Al Reynolds is not a spokesperson for Under Armour, nor is there any business relationship of any kind between the Under Armour brand and Al Reynolds.”

Okay we get it! He’s just a weird single dude who likes to take sexy crotch-grabbing pics for NO PROFIT. Star, get those divorce papers handy. [Crunk+Disorderly]

Leave Jamie-Lynn Alone!

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A paparazzi photog has been arrested for stalking Jamie-Lynn Spears down South. The 17-year old and her sexy older boyfriend fiance have been a fave subject for photographers ever since she got knocked up late last year. The LA pap, Edwin Merino, is denying the accusations, and said, “I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court.”

Whatever! Where is the outrage? Why hasn’t Chris Crocker made a billion weeping videos about it? Jamie-Lynn deserves the support of crazies, just like her big sis! [Yahoo!]

Kim Kardashian is Blowin’ in the Wind

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Kim Kardashian is back in LA and boy is it windy! The most beautiful woman in the world hit up some cheeseball event with her sisters a couple of nights ago, and wrote on her blog how thrilled she is to be reunited with her sibs after shooting the flick Disaster Movie in Louisiana. Oh man – already that movie sounds like a bad idea. More pics of the Dashster and her horse tail hair below.

Devil-Horned Metal Nuts Needed For TV

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Yep, we’ve got another new program rolling down the pike. That Metal Show is a 30-minute romp through the extra loud realm of high hair, spandex and parental warning stickers. Three experts, Eddie Trunk, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson host the thing. They blast the music, argue over the music’s key moments, and hit the street to play some pranks on fellow metal heads.

The show airs on VH1 Classic, and it films in Manhattan on the afternoon of June 11. The tickets are free. Write us a note that says you’d like a pair at audiencecasting@vh1.com. Type “Metal” in the subject line so we know you love to rock. Include name, age, phone number, and recent photo. We’ll tell you the exact location when we contact you.

Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations

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Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:

“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”

Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

Top Five Neighbors Who’ll Plummet Property Value

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The crappy housing market shows no mercy. Ed McMahon, best known as Johnny Carson‘s sidekick, is battling foreclosure on his $6 million Beverly Hills abode. The house has been on the market for two years and counting, and consequently he has fallen way behind on mortgage payments. And who’s to blame for the lack of interested parties? Britney Spears and her horde of paparazzi followers! McMahon claims that the photogs have clogged his neighborhood streets, scaring off potential buyers. What could be worse than a famous starlet crashing your ‘hood? Check out four more nightmare neighbors after the jump.

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The Celebreality Interview – Chiba

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“I don’t hold grudges forever. It’s not good for your spirit,” a softer, gentler Chiba tells us.

Below, Miss Rap Supreme‘s reigning queen of drama talks about pre-written lyrics, messing with her competitors’ heads, how her oft-mentioned car accident has turned her into an inspiration for young girls, and her sexual attraction to Byata that resulted in a season-long feud and helped define the show.

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Usher Gets Icy On Chili

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Everybody knows Usher‘s a happily married family man (as you can learn from several of the tracks off Here I Stand). But we also know that a while back, Ush and Chili were pretty serious. Usher even bought the TLC hottie a rock, but broke it off before the two were engaged. A few months back Chili confessed to the world that Usher was “the one that got away. I love him very much and I will always love him. I don’t know how you love someone that deeply and just stop loving them.”

Recently, Usher was asked about his ex’s remarks in an interview with RWDmag.com. Usher had somem rather harsh words for Chili:

I mean, I think it’s a little unrealistic, I’m married [laughs], I’m not a boy. It’s been three years past, you know? But we all have unrealistic goals too. Like shoot, I will always forever love Katie Holmes and Halle Berry. I don’t feel anyway about it. It does appear maybe to be a plug for something. She got a record coming or something?

Harsh!

Maxim’s Hot 100: Perfect Woman Results

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We asked you to create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list, which include Marissa Miller, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera (who won in the legs category by a landslide!), and Lindsday Lohan. You told us which of them had the fiercest legs, hottest face, sexiest midriff and best bottom. We tabulated your votes and photoshopped together the perfect woman. Tell us if you agree with the final results!

P.S. Scandalous Maxim Hot 100 news after the jump … Read more…