Katy Perry Wants To Makeout With Miley Cyrus


It’s no shock Katy Perry likes girl on girl action, but the object of affection in her hit song “I Kissed A Girl” is an underage singer – who knew!? Katy reveals in the new issue of Steppin’ Out magazine that she wants to play tonsil hockey with none other than Miley Cyrus.

Katy plans to shake things up at the Teen Choice Awards in August, which Miley is hosting. “Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Katy said. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

Who knows, this may even go beyond a one night stand; these girls have a lot in common. Both singers share a love of music, have fall birthdays,and a saucy side. Katy tells the magazine, “I’m definitely not a virgin!” and Miley, with her proclivity for posing provocatively for Vanity Fair covers, candid photos, and wet t-shirtcell phoneshots is a minx in the making.

Khloe Kardashian Jailed for Drunk Driving


Well now we know for sure who the bad Kardashian sister is, and amazingly it’s not the big-assed tramp with the sex tape! Khloe Kardashian was not only busted for a DUI (Seriously, how the eff did we not know this?!) on March 4, 2007, but she then went and violated her probation. The poor rich girl didn’t want to pick up trash on the highway or attend her alcohol education program, so she’s going to jail for 30 days! Hm – trash or jail, which is worse? She’s more familiar with garbage (her reality show, for starters) so she should have just stuck with what she knows! Now she’s stuck with 30 days in jail, of which she’ll probably serve 30 seconds, just like Lindsay and Nicole. Good luck Khloe!

Her sister Kim had something to say about the whole thing, obviously, other than “watch our TV show!”

I have been getting asked all day if Khloe is going to jail. I know my fans rely on coming to my blog for the truth… Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year. Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!

A-Rod Accused of Stalking Wife


Did Alex Rodriguez have his wife followed and her phones tapped? That’s what Cynthia Rodriguez‘s lawyers are trying to find out, and for the sake of the salaciousness of this trial, we sure as hell hope so. The baller’s soon to be ex-wife and her lawyers have requested “any reports you have received from a detective, investigator or any other person based upon surveillance of your spouse,” and “All tape recordings and other evidence prepared from tape recordings made in connection with any wiretapping or electronic surveillance conducted by you or others on your behalf.”

Legal pros believe that C-Rod’s people wouldn’t have made a push for this info unless they believed that her hubby had spies casing her home and trailing her. And yes, it was probably Jason Giambi doing A-Rod’s dirty work. He hid behind that giant moustache of his and snapped pictures while C-Rod drowned her sorrows in fat-free frozen yogurt. A Yankee’s gotta work somehow!

While they duke it out, the real winner in all this is Madonna, of course, who is relishing all the attention she’s gained from A-Rod’s downfall. She’s even planning on heading to the All-Star game today to stir up more drama cheer on her “just-friend.” A source reveals, “She doesn’t care about the press it will get – she loves it. It just gets her more publicity for her upcoming Sticky and Sweet tour.” When will we learn, people? It’s all about her. Always.