As the CW’s plans for teen-soap world domination continue unabated, former 90210 star Tori Spelling has decided she’d like a piece of the action on the network’s remake. She’s previously explained her desire to play a MILF on the show, and now she’d like to have a full-on role. The actress told People: “Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny . . . considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.” We’re all for it! Donna Martin graduates! While your at it, CW executives, why not ask Jason Priestley to be the hockey coach and have Emily Valentine back to teach fire safety? For those of you dying to know how the new show’s going to play out, here’s a handy article that explains the new characters. The upshot is that the new kids pretty much resemble the old kids, with a few notable differences, not least of which is that the Brenda-type character is the sister of the Dylan-type character. Incest is gross, CW, no matter how you try to spin it.
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The last time we caught Adrianne Curry she was hurling her birth control pills into the Pacific ocean while her child-hungry hubby watched on with glee. The model turned up on Tuesday night with her man Chris Knight, and her outfit had all the staples of a pregnancy cover-up! Loose dress, strategically placed scarf – is it possible Mrs. Knight is hiding something? Check out the pics below to sleuth it out – while she looks a littke round, we’ve included some pics of her taken at a black tie event on March 14th that barely make a blip on our baby radar. What gives?
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You wanted a Michael update? Last night’s episode of Lost, “Meet Kevin Johnson,” filled us in on everything that’s happened since the end of season two, when we last saw him sailing away with Walt. The guy tried to kill himself, an Other was outed, a sniper nailed a couple of island people, Naomi and Minkowski enjoyed more screentime, and evidence surfaced that Widmore faked the wreckage found in the ocean. Oh, and course we learned that Ben still controls everything.
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Looks like Lindsay Lohan may have swapped an addiction to drugs and alochol for an addiction to the ladies. Lilo, notoriously close with DJ to the stars Samantha Ronson (pictured above right), has added another sapphic pal to the mix, and there’s trouble in post-rehab paradise. Ronson — who was famously photographed attempting to cover up a passed out Lohan in a car just days before her admittance to rehab — has continued to hang out with Lohan, most recently flying to Long Island with the star to visit her ailing grandfather.
But just after rehab, Linz got close to Yahoo! heir Courtenay Semel. The two lived together for a short time before a falling out, but apparently are rekindling their romance. As reported by Star Magazine, Semel “can’t let go of Lindsay, and she’ll do what she can to win her back,” says a source.
VH1’s spoof show features Lance Krall as a dimwitted radio host who has some infuriating opinions and isn’t shy about expressing them. He also has a weekly blog here where he discusses his innermost thoughts. In this episode, Lance goes to the airport. He’s traveling home for a funeral, and notices that airports tend to attract hot girls. So he tries to pick one up. Guess whether or not he’s successful. Go ahead. Try.
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Though it’s a confusing sensation we’ve never quite felt before, we think we actually LIKE Britney Spears in these two clips from her How I Met Your Mother stint! She’s charming, cute, and amazingly, kinda good. How is this possible? This is the same woman who once told a reporter only a few months ago to “eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it.” She may not yet have her kids, but look how far Brit’s come! The pop tart is set to take over your TV on Monday night. If she manages to show up with underwear on, it’ll be a step in the right direction. [via DListed]
Kim Kardashian is talented at so few things that it’s nice to see her excel so strongly in one area. She may not have any talent to fall back on – besides falling on her back in bed – but her O face skills are second to none! Kim was busy flashing her teeth and working on her O skills at an event for Heatherette last night. Or as she likes to call it, “working.” Enjoy some close up pics of Kim’s open-mouth look below.
Last episode the Rock of Love ladies shot sexy music videos for Bret! Catch up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who Bret will cut next.
Kristy Joe decides it is time for her to leave & refuses Bret’s pass last episode. Did you forecast this move?
Fallen but not forgotten
Watch Rock of Love 2 Sunday, 9PM EST. Sneak peek this Sunday’s episode here!
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Paris Peeps Poverty in South Africa
The heiress visited an African orphan while on tour with her BF Benji. Think she showed them her giant diamond ring with his initials? [DListed]
Britney to Open Dance Studio
Brit is ready to turn other little girls into stars (and then trainwrecks) at her new dance studio, oddly named The Basement. [PerezHilton]
Lindsay Visits Dying Grandfather
LiLo hit up Long Island with BFF Sam Ronson to visit her ailing grandpa, who is stricken with colon cancer. [E!]
Michelle Tried to Save Heath’s Life
The drama surrounding Heath Ledger’s life and death continues, with this story about Michelle’s attempt to save her man. [TMZ]
The Girls of The Hills Go to “Work”
If that’s what you call standing around in cute outfits looking bored. They work hard for their money! [JustJared]
Ah, the joys of parenting and having a parent unspool before our eyes.