Notice that Mike Myers has not made our list, even though he’s dropping his new film, The Love Guru, this weekend. His flick’s terrible reviews may have totally turned us off, but we’re still down to be love gurued (fake word?) by some other hilarious kinda-hotties. It’s Friday, so kick back and enjoy our list of 10 Kinda Hot Comedy Dudes We’d Let Be Our Love Guru. Because kinda hot + super funny = a decent date, without the annoying stories about how awesome it was making Shrek. Sexy!
Bernie Mac – His hair is cute, his suit is seriously pressed, and we’d get to hear him say “milk and cooookies” over and over again.
Jason Segal – So what if he has a case of fat face in his pic above – just his performance in Freaks n’ Geeks alone makes him dateable. And he loves to be naked! A winner.
Angelina Jolie drops her latest action flick Wanted next Friday. In honor of her ass kicking abilities, we’ve put together a gallery of our fifteen favorite leading ladies who love throwing down on film. From Charlie’s Angels to Anne and Alba, if they look good will tearing some sh*t up, we’ve got ‘em. Enjoy!
Ouch. Fiddy‘s ex Shaniqua Tompkins just scored a big victory in her battle against her baby daddy. She asked for and received a restraining order against the rapper, which means he will have to “forfeit any guns and other firearms.” When visiting his 11-year old sun he must pick him up at “curbside,” and may not be in the same location as Shaniqua at any time. Next up: Tompkins and her lawyer will be in court next month pushing for a permanent restraining order against 50 Cent. Everyone should just make their lives a lot easier and give up dating once and for all!
Who needs this kinda sh*t, right?
Britney wants to give us more songs! But do we even want them? The “singer” is back in the studio recording a follow up album to last year’s kinda hit “Blackout,” and her producer/co-writer calls her “amazing.”
He must be taking about her weave or Brit’s ability to chug back 32 ounces of frapp in half a minute. Surely he can’t mean her voice, right? The dude goes on to babble about how Brit is a “true professional” and only bringing positive stuff to the table. We don’t doubt that she can deliver a solid album – she did that already this fall. The real question is if she can deliver a solid version of herself – no meltdowns, no platform flip flops, and no half-assed lipsyncing. Is it possible? [Us]
They tried to make her go to rehab, and she said “no.” So now Amy’s stuck in the hospital with an irregular heartbeat, as doctors try to wean her off her daily drug routine. She also apparently has a chest condition which doctors think might be tuberculosis. A hospital spy reveals that, “She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain.”
This is Amy Winehouse on drugs. Any questions? We got one – think she’ll show up to her previously scheduled commitments, like the Mandela Concert next week?
Remember when Naomi Campbell was famous just for being a supermodel? Yeah neither do we. The washed up beauty (seen entering the courthouse, above) plead guilty today to assaulting police officers, after she suffered one of the most tragic disasters of our generation – the airline losing her luggage. At the time, Naomi was overheard on the phone ranting to someone, “They have lost my f*cking bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer.” Forget real news, the press needs to cover Naomi’s bag loss! She also delayed the flight to Los Angeles for over an hour after she demanded the pilot leave the cockpit to search for her bag. That asshole move alone is worthy of arrest.
The good news is Naomi could actually get locked up for all her douchebaggery – she’s facing up to six months in jail and a fine of $10,000 for each of the two assaults. Soon she could be screaming to the warden about how someone stole her makeshift knife. It’ll be music to our ears!
Check out this real life Naomi, who got drunk and went crazy on a flight from NYC to San Fran. Soulmates!
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!! Yesterday the news was that lil’ Jamie-Lynn Spears had given birth to a baby girl ( all 7 pounds 11 ounces of her) via c-section. Buy holy crap, that was FALSE! Thanks to the investigative journalists over at OK! we can accurately report that Jamie-Lynn Spears had a natural, vaginal birth. Because we all needed to know that information.
You can go on with your lives now.
Remember when Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds kinda-sorta got married, but then it turned out the wedding wasn’t official and they split immediately after? Rightttt. Well, apparently she’s run into the arms of America’s #1 ladies man, DIDDY. Who isn’t doing Diddy these days? He waxes his man area, ladies – that is a sure thing! Buzz on the gossip blogs is that they pair are definitely a couple, and have been getting close on the sly at the Beverly Hills Hotel. What do you think – is this love happening or is it just internet lore?
The beef is on! Soulja Boy has responded to Ice-T‘s mix tape slam, and the result is 8 minutes or straight up insults. Surrounded by two pals, the Superman dancing rapper reminds us, and Ice, that the 80′s legend is “old as f*ck” and disses him for being “born three centuries ago.” And while Soulja admits Ice-T is a “legend in the game,” his concession does little to soften his rage against the rapper-turned-actor. He even points out the irony of a guy who once say a song called “Cop Killer” now playing a police officer on Law & Order. Soulja Boy’s a smarty!
Warning: Language in above video is NSFW, obviously. [via Bossip]
Above, check out a clip from the first episode of I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that premieres July 6. In it, Mr. Boston bumbles for a bed — it seems that no one wants to room with him and some (ahem, Megan and Brandi C.) go to extraordinary lengths to ensure Boston’s kept out of their snore-chorus. Perhaps they have a strong aversion to nose-picking and awkward social interactions?
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