Fans of Brooke Hogan probably can’t wait until the premiere of her upcoming VH1 show, you know, the one that documents the six-foot blonde bombshell spreading her wings in Miami. With no curfew. No rules. No Hulk. In preparation for Brooke Hogan Knows Best, everyone gets to ask the star some personal questions. Does she miss living with her family? What’s it like living in the public eye 24/7? Are any new boys in her life? Ask anything you want. We’ll forward them on, and Brooke will give her candid answers via video every week on VH1.com while her show is airing. — Matt Muro
The animal rights organization PETA has asked Britney Spears, notorious fur-lover and tiny dog hoarder, to come work at their headquarters for a day as a receptionist. Apparently her blink-and-you’ll-miss-it gig on How I Met Your Mother has inspired PETA head Ingrid Newkirk to bury the hatchet with the pop star. In an open letter published on the group’s blog, she writes:
“After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother, PETA would like to offer you a real job as a receptionist. It could be for as little as an hour, and you would see—from the inside—why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. As a “thank you” for your willingness to learn and help, we would donate $1,000 to a children’s charity.”
Chill out PETA. Brit isn’t ever going to “tell people about the misery that foxes, chinchillas, and other animals suffer on fur farms,” because her wardrobe depends on that misery! And without fur, what would cover up her stained dresses and her nipple slips? Seriously, what is more important – the life of innocent animals or the hiding of Brit’s vag behind a fur coat?! Yeah, we thought so.
Each week we’ll be recapping the most recent episode(s) of The Hills with haiku poems. Peep our work and then drop your own piece in our comments section. Trust us – The Hills is much easier to swallow in small bites!
She-Pratt has it all -
Bad fashion taste, bad brother.
No wonder she’s mean.
Why won’t you hug me?
Straight up truth: Brody Jenner smells
Fake? Real? We can’t tell.
Heidi’s robot eyes can’t cry.
Is Whit’s job a sham?
Lo. Sweet, skanky Lo.
You deserve your own show, girl.
We love all your ish.
50 Cent can’t seem to make up his mind. The rapper’s brain, apparently, is a microcosm of the Democratic Party’s nomination process. MTV News reports that 50 was originally for Hillary Clinton, telling Fox News, “I just think she’d do a good job. There’s nothing bad about Obama in my eyes either, but I just think Hillary would be my choice.” But after listening to Obama’s speech on race, the MC changed his tune: “He hit me with that he-just-got-done- watching-Malcolm X, and I swear to God, I’m like, ‘Yo, Obama!’ . . . I’m Obama to the end now, baby!”
Well, as S.E. Hinton says, that was then, this is now. These days, 50 is more confused. “To be honest, I haven’t been following that anymore,” he told MTV News. “I lost my interest. I listened to some of the debate and things that they were saying, and I just got lost in everything that was going on . . . . Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ’50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.’” He continued, “I just think there’s people that might not be ready for an African-American president. It’ll be an issue, believe it or not.”
Those of you who remember how effectively the Republican smear campaign worked against John Kerry — another notable flip-flopper — must be hoping 50 sticks to music. After all, he already lost that one race to Kanye West. Looks like somebody’s just not fit for politics.
Is something rotten in the Flav mansion?
Or is it just the smell of new meat?
Jamie-Lynn Flaunts her Ring, Baby Bod
Brit’s sister is not only engaged, she’s looking super hot! Baby weight never looked so good. [DListed]
Audrina Can’t Stop Getting Naked
Enjoy these recent NSFW nudies pics of everyone’s favorite spaced out Hills star. [Egotastic]
Lauren Conrad Defends her Boy Obsessions
LC sticks up for herself and her boy-crazy ways. We don’t care what she says – her Brody obsession speaks for itself! [Us]
Jessica Simpson Stuck in Hospital
Big sister Simpson was hospitalized this week with a kidney infection. Feel better – we hope Tony brings you some chicken soup. [Us]
Comeback Alert! Brit Back with Ex-Manager
Brit allegedly made amends with her former manager Larry Rudolph. Is she serious about this comeback or just mending her burned bridges? [Ok!]
Prancing Off Posted at 9:57PM EST
So Prancer gets the boot for kissing and telling. What do you think about this? Should a new girl gone in her place? An old girl?
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We asked you to write “Hot” or “Not” on the photos of the new Flav girls as well as the five house incumbents. Did you follow instructions? No! You wrote mean (“looks like Big Foot”) and hilarious (“hotter than SHY’s Breath”) and sexually explicit (“I’d tap that”) responses. Despite this glut of information, we weeded through hundreds of your comments to deliver the following results, listed from hottest to nottest girl. Disagree with your fellow fans? Leave a comment.
HOT = 124
NOT = 22
HOT = 75
NOT = 17
Reality stars have it tough, especially when you’re on the self-described “Z List.” On Saturday night, Adrianne Curry spent four hours on a premiere she couldn’t even get into. According to the My Fair Brady star’s blog, Curry went all out for her first major motion picture premiere, for Nim’s Island. After spending two hours on her makeup — and some more time in traffic — the Brady mate got shut down by security. “I was too damn dressed up to not stick out like a sore thumb,” Curry said as to why she didn’t wait around, hoping her publicist or security could get her in. Fortunately, Adrianne was able to return home with little incident, and at least some of her pride in tact, ending her post with this self-aware statement: “With everything going on in the world, this is pretty damn minor. However, it still sucks ass.”
This might be a blessing in disguise for Curry, as the last time she appeared on the red carpet, she set off a firestorm of controversy over whether or not she was pregnant…
Why are Academy Award winners cut off in mid-sentence during their acceptance speeches? It’s probably because they’re as exciting as someone reading who begat whom from the Bible. As dwindling ratings suggest, both the Oscars and the Grammys are boring the pants off of their viewers. Not so the Kids’ Choice Awards, which, in recent years, has bucked the trend of declining ratings for awards shows.
The stars may have used last night’s 2008 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards as a marketing tool, but at least they show up with their guards down and their funniest clown faces on. Maybe children bring out the goofiest in them. Whatever the reason, the juxtapositions below may indicate that stars have more fun at Kids’ Choice than at more serious, staid events. (All Images: Getty)
Harrison Ford at the Oscars (left) and Kids Choice (right).
Jack Black at the Oscars (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Amy Poehler at the Rock Hall induction (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Emile Hirsch at the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Steve Carell at the Oscars (left) and Kids’ Choice Awards (right).