TMI: Jamie-Lynn Gave Birth Naturally

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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!! Yesterday the news was that lil’ Jamie-Lynn Spears had given birth to a baby girl ( all 7 pounds 11 ounces of her) via c-section. Buy holy crap, that was FALSE! Thanks to the investigative journalists over at OK! we can accurately report that Jamie-Lynn Spears had a natural, vaginal birth. Because we all needed to know that information.

You can go on with your lives now.

Diddy Doing Eddie Murphy’s Ex?

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Remember when Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds kinda-sorta got married, but then it turned out the wedding wasn’t official and they split immediately after? Rightttt. Well, apparently she’s run into the arms of America’s #1 ladies man, DIDDY. Who isn’t doing Diddy these days? He waxes his man area, ladies – that is a sure thing! Buzz on the gossip blogs is that they pair are definitely a couple, and have been getting close on the sly at the Beverly Hills Hotel. What do you think – is this love happening or is it just internet lore?

Soulja Boy Slams Ice-T In 7-Minute Rant

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The beef is on! Soulja Boy has responded to Ice-T‘s mix tape slam, and the result is 8 minutes or straight up insults. Surrounded by two pals, the Superman dancing rapper reminds us, and Ice, that the 80′s legend is “old as f*ck” and disses him for being “born three centuries ago.” And while Soulja admits Ice-T is a “legend in the game,” his concession does little to soften his rage against the rapper-turned-actor. He even points out the irony of a guy who once say a song called “Cop Killer” now playing a police officer on Law & Order. Soulja Boy’s a smarty!

Warning: Language in above video is NSFW, obviously. [via Bossip]

Money Clip: Boston’s Boner

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Above, check out a clip from the first episode of I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that premieres July 6. In it, Mr. Boston bumbles for a bed — it seems that no one wants to room with him and some (ahem, Megan and Brandi C.) go to extraordinary lengths to ensure Boston’s kept out of their snore-chorus. Perhaps they have a strong aversion to nose-picking and awkward social interactions?

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Ali Lohan Wants to Ruin Nonexistent Career With Troll Role

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Let’s get this out of the way: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Ali Lohan is clearly getting career advice from her big sister, as the tween is allegedly auditioning to star in a remake of the second most ridiculous movie ever (after it’s sequel, obviously) Troll. How fitting that she already kinda looks like one? Yeah yeah, we’re more evil than the creatures she’ll fight in the flick, we know. The director is supposedly hooked on the little Lohan, gushing, “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”

We’re all going to fight for her, because let’s admit it – we’re a fan of anything that takes Ali from the D List to the Z List. [DListed]

Kim Kardashian Might Go to Jail!

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Well, it’s probably more likely that she’ll just have to fork over a sh*t-ton of cash. But we’re really excited about the possibility of Kim in the clink! Kimmy and her clan will be heading to court, after the lawsuit brought against them by Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood was approved for trial. The date is set for February 17, 2009, which will surely be the most glorious day of the year!!! Forget Christmas, let’s exchange presents on Dash-mas! In case you forget the drama, Norwood has accused Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney of charging over $120,000 on her credit card, when Kim was working as a stylist – and a sex tape star – for Norwood’s son Ray J. And with that, we’re off to move to LA so we can be considered to sit on this jury! [E! Online]

Miss Rap Supreme? Watch This.

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YoYo and six of the women who were once in the running towards becoming Miss Rap Supreme have joined forces with Yahoo! and Pepsi Smash to turn out the collaborative track, “Mic Pass.” Above, watch Rece Steele, Byata, Chiba, Nicky2States, Bree and D.A.B. rip it together so hard that you’ll barely miss Cherry and Twist (but, really, where the hell are they?). Also, is the word “lesbian” censored in Bree’s verse? Like, seriously?

Regardless, it’s nice to see some of the women still doing their thing. Truthfully, we’re just posting this because like she says in her verse, Chiba runs Viacom and we were afraid things would get supremely dramatic if we didn’t.

Jamie-Lynn Not Yet a Woman, Definitely a Mommy

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The latest Spears tot has finally arrived ya’ll! Get that baby a Starbucks! Jamie-Lynn Spears gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Mississippi, possibly via c-section. The Spears clan was present, and a pal in the know reveals that “everyone is healthy and happy.” Hurray! J-L and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge have named their new daughter Maddie Briann, which is seems perfect for a little Southern belle who will presumably spend a lot of time cruising on ATVs with her pops. Congrats to all, especially BritBrit, for being okay with not being the center of attention for once. Our girls are growing up!

Kanye Praises Someone Else’s Greatness In Shocking Blog Post

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In a surprising turn of events, Kanye West has taken to his blog to praise an individual other than himself. After fellow rapper Lil Wayne‘s record setting album sales this week with his Tha Carter III, Ye took to his blog and, under the headline “A MILLION HERE… A MILLION THERE!!!!! EXACT NUMBER 1,005,545!!!!!!!!!!!!!” stated the following:

CONGRATS TO MY HOMIE WAYNE. I’M HAPPY 2 KNOW THIS GUY!!! BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUE LIVING LEGEND IN HIP HOP… LIL WAYNE THE GOD!!!

It’s unclear as to how Kanye was allowed to discover evidence of someone else’s success, as his handlers attempt to keep him unaware, so as to prevent the childish tantrums he’s known for.

OMG It’s Baby Usher!

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Blink and you’ll miss it, but in this new video sneak peak for an Usher photoshoot there are a few quick shots of the most adorable little man in the world, Usher Raymond V! The precious baby has no idea his daddy is all interested in making sweet sweet love to his mommy in the club, he just likes to hang around looking all tiny and cute. We love him! Finally Tameka did something right – maybe we judged her too quickly?