We asked you to write “Hot” or “Not” on the photos of the new Flav girls as well as the five house incumbents. Did you follow instructions? No! You wrote mean (“looks like Big Foot”) and hilarious (“hotter than SHY’s Breath”) and sexually explicit (“I’d tap that”) responses. Despite this glut of information, we weeded through hundreds of your comments to deliver the following results, listed from hottest to nottest girl. Disagree with your fellow fans? Leave a comment.
HOT = 124
NOT = 22
HOT = 75
NOT = 17
Reality stars have it tough, especially when you’re on the self-described “Z List.” On Saturday night, Adrianne Curry spent four hours on a premiere she couldn’t even get into. According to the My Fair Brady star’s blog, Curry went all out for her first major motion picture premiere, for Nim’s Island. After spending two hours on her makeup — and some more time in traffic — the Brady mate got shut down by security. “I was too damn dressed up to not stick out like a sore thumb,” Curry said as to why she didn’t wait around, hoping her publicist or security could get her in. Fortunately, Adrianne was able to return home with little incident, and at least some of her pride in tact, ending her post with this self-aware statement: “With everything going on in the world, this is pretty damn minor. However, it still sucks ass.”
This might be a blessing in disguise for Curry, as the last time she appeared on the red carpet, she set off a firestorm of controversy over whether or not she was pregnant…
Why are Academy Award winners cut off in mid-sentence during their acceptance speeches? It’s probably because they’re as exciting as someone reading who begat whom from the Bible. As dwindling ratings suggest, both the Oscars and the Grammys are boring the pants off of their viewers. Not so the Kids’ Choice Awards, which, in recent years, has bucked the trend of declining ratings for awards shows.
The stars may have used last night’s 2008 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards as a marketing tool, but at least they show up with their guards down and their funniest clown faces on. Maybe children bring out the goofiest in them. Whatever the reason, the juxtapositions below may indicate that stars have more fun at Kids’ Choice than at more serious, staid events. (All Images: Getty)
Harrison Ford at the Oscars (left) and Kids Choice (right).
Jack Black at the Oscars (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Amy Poehler at the Rock Hall induction (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Emile Hirsch at the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards (left) and Kids’ Choice (right).
Steve Carell at the Oscars (left) and Kids’ Choice Awards (right).
Looks like the halcyon days of John Varvatos camaraderie are over. The increasingly internecine relationship between Velvet Revolver and their red-headed lead singer, Scott Weiland, has come to a breaking point. Speaking to the NME, Slash explained that “There will be a third album . . . . We don’t know how or when but the core four guys will continue.” This comes after Weiland announced that the band might never tour again, and Velvet Revolver’s subsequent in-fighting hit the Internet. Idolator has a list of replacements for Slash and company (Rod Stewart! Yeah!), and, in not-unrelated news, Weiland is heading up the Stone Temple Pilots reunion tour this summer. Yay. [Ed.: Yay?]
Elsewise, Dr. Pepper issued a challenge last week to reclusive former Velvet Revolver singer Axl Rose, explaining that the soft-drink company would give a free can of Dr. Pepper to every American (with the exception of guitarists Buckethead and Slash), should Guns N’ Roses’ long-delayed, Howard Hughes-soap-opera-esque album Chinese Democracy see the light of day in 2008. Denying any involvement in the promotion, Axl explained that he found the offer flattering and that he’d share his fizzy beverage with Buckethead. Ouch, right? But also whatever. Look, Axl, if Velvet Revolver is missing a lead singer, we can’t think of another redhead who qualifies better than you. Can no one get Guns N’ Roses — the real Guns N’ Roses — back together? Please? We have an inkling that people would rather see even the worst, loosest, 20-minute-long version of “Coma” as played by Axl, Slash, Duff, Matt and that other guy than a tight “Interstate Love Song” performed by Weiland, the DeLeo brothers and that other guy. Just an inkling, though.
Last night, Kim Kardashian appeared at Wrestlemania 24, much to the disappointment of at least a few folks. According to reports, Kim wasn’t exactly welcome in her hosting duties at the event. “Who is she, anyway? Paris Hilton‘s former BFF? A football player’s girlfriend? The star of a sex tape with a B-list rapper? A favorite poser for the paparazzi? She has a reality show that exposes that she does nothing, and WWE made a mistake thinking she was a star!” said a WWE star who refused to be named. Actually, anonymous WWE star, she’s all of the above! Kim didn’t do herself any favors when, earlier in the week, she twice admitted she’d
have “no idea” what she would do at Sunday night’s event.
We’re proposing, given the fact that the anonymous source above made mention that she doesn’t exactly do anything, that Kim take it to the ring. Kim “The Tush” Kardashian would battle the WWE’s best, from cage matches to red carpet events. We’ve even thought of a few signature moves:
“The Pose”: Kim blinds her opponent with the shimmer on her lips and the sparkliness of her outfit.
“The Dash”: Kim bolts across the ring with lightning speed, undetected by her opponent.
“The Ass”: Kim disables her opponent by pinning them to the mat with her ample posterior.
Audrina Strips Again … With the PCD
Apparently, The Hills‘ starlet didn’t get enough attention from her nudie pics. – DListed
Heath Ledger Fathered Love Child
The actor was 17 when he had an alleged affair with an older woman. – Daily Telegraph
Brangelina: No Nuptials in New Orleans
Star magazine wrongly reported that the stars were married. – E! Online
Paris Bites the Dust in Prague
Rushed by fans, Paris Hilton falls flat on her face. -DListed
Mariah Hangs Up on the BBC
BBC Radio DJ says Mimi’s sold 80 million albums worldwide. Try 200 million! Click! -YouTube
Tonight at 6:30 p.m. (PST), you can get the chance to chat with the stars of football fandango Leatherheads. The film’s producers are presenting live red carpet coverage and interactive discussion with the actors involved by way of the widget above. (Until then, the widget will broadcast the trailer on infinite loop.) The film is a period piece about football’s roots, starring Mr. Suave, George Clooney, The Office‘s John Krasinski, and Renee Zellweger. Get your questions prepped.
What possibly could have Daisy so out of sorts? Could it be…
…the knife? Yeah. It’s gotta be the knife.
Believe it or not, this is actually a face of pure joy:
But then again, this is also the man who declared climbing a tower “better than sex.” So, you know.
See Ya, Jessica Posted at 9:57PM EST
Bret sent Jessica home for being too young of a soul — was this the right choice? Should someone else have gone instead?