Super Mario Wine Bottle Brothers

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Gamers don’t always have that joystick in their hands. Sometimes it’s a corkscrew, and other times it’s a remote control for the most musical car on the planet (or at least in an empty parking garage). Let’s see the Wii do this!

Thursday: Papa Simpson Sells Ash Out

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ashleepapa.jpgAsh’s Dad Shoppin’ Baby Pics for $1 Mill!
Reporters asking the singer if she’s preggers is “inappropriate,” but her dad trying to milk her for cash is not? Blegh. No wonder Nick Lachey ran away! [NYP]

Britney Back in the Studio
BritBrit is taking voice lessons and recently played around in the studio for “fun.” Two years too late? [E Online]

Gwyneth Reveals Post-Partum Depression
Gwynnie has fessed up to suffering from PPD after her second tot was born, and blames it on cutting back on her acupuncture treatments. Just when we were about to sympathize, she adds that?! [Us]

Cam Diaz Mourns the Passing of her Father
The actress’s dad unexpectedly died this week after a bout with pneumonia. Our condolences. [People]

Tori Spelling: Gay Icon?
The 90210 star says “I’m a huge fan of gays!” and fancies herself the next Barbara Striesand. Is she serious? [Reuters]

Win Speed Racer’s Car

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The execs at Warner Bros. Pictures are kicking their Speed Racer promotions into high gear by giving away a $100,000 car inspired by the movie. Entering to win is simple (and free): Just text FAST to 90736. On Friday, April 18, you’ll receive a text message with a Speed Racer trivia question. Answer it correctly, and you could be one of 10 people flying to Los Angeles for the movie’s April 26 premiere. Once in L.A., the 10 winners will compete for the car. It may be a long shot, but imagine driving home in this:

Bret & Poison Hit the Road: Tour Dates

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Twenty-two years after the cat dragged ‘em in, Poison is heading back out. Led by our own Rock of Love wild man, the guys with the big hair and the hooky metal riffs are spending a big chunk of the fairest season cruising from city to city on a romp they’re calling the “Live, Raw & Uncut Summer Tour.” It’s sync’d up to a product, natch. A CD/DVD set with the same title hits the racks in June; this time ’round it’s all about the concert and the hits. Maybe Bret will be filming some of the action for the alleged big rock road show he’s been mentioning in interviews.

Make the jump to see if he’s stomping near you.

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Evan and Dita Are Marilyn’s Vampires!

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Gossip blogs have had a field day with Evan Rachel Wood (pictured at right). First it was the scandalous age difference between Evan (who’s now 20) and boyfriend Marilyn Manson (age 39). Then attention turned to the odd fact that she appeared to be morphing into Manson’s ex-wife Dita Von Teese (pictured at left). Yesterday the actress showed up at the “The Life Before Her Eyes” premiere looking pale and more like Dita than ever. As Dlisted points out, the transformation is complete. But I’m starting to believe that Marilyn Manson is a real life vampire. It’s not that Evan has transformed into Dita. It’s that Marilyn has turned them both into vampires! How many more young women will fall? How many will he consume?

Check out more images of Evan Rachel Wood at “The Life Before Her Eyes” premiere:

Click the jump to see Evan Rachel Wood’s full transformation.

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Idolville: Sorry Gang, There’s Only One Mimi

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Someone tell Teri Hatcher that “Idol Gives Back” is over. On last night’s episode our desperate straggler was joined in the audience by two other celebs – Minnie Driver and Ramile Malubay – who are known for skills other than singing. No doubt all three were eager to hear what the unstoppable pop icon Mariah Carey would serve up as mentor to our seven remaining hopefuls. The contestants joined her at the piano for some lessons in the method of Mimi. How did they fare as they attempted her chirpy and dramatic ditties?

Touch your body, and make the jump to find out.

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Heidi Montag: Denzel’s Leading Lady?

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went on a dinner date last night at NYC’s Kobe Club. Not only does this ruin the The Hills‘ only semi-dramatic hook, which is that the two are now on “relationship vacation” and seem to be headed towards a complete breakup, but Heidi allegedly said the following gem to the press in regards to a possible Hills movie:

I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills … and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do. If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you. The perfect movie I want to do is like Sydney Bristow [Jennifer Garner] on Alias I want to be, like, an action star. I want a big gun. Like Angelina Jolie roles. I want to be the badass.

Heidi, you star in a reality television show about spoiled twenty somethings that obsess over petty details in their self-important lives. This doesn’t mean that you have the talent to be a pop star, a fashion designer and a leading actress of Hollywood movies. It’s true that you have beautiful legs, but I wouldn’t sit by the phone waiting for Denzel’s people to call. [Photo: James Devaney/WireImage]

Ashlee’s Baby Drama – Is She or Isn’t She?

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ash.jpgThe Ashlee pregnancy buzz isn’t shutting up, and the pop star hasn’t been much help in stopping it, either. Her future hubby called the rumors a “witch hunt” earlier in the week, and Ash addressed the drama during her appearance on MTV’s TRL, giving the world’s most vague statement ever. “I just think it’s an inappropriate question to ask any woman,” the singer told MTV News. “For me, that’s something that I didn’t ever want to respond to, because I think it’s an inappropriate question. Some things, you want to keep personal, and I think that when people deny [reports that they're pregnant], it’s probably because it’s something they want to keep personal.”

Ummmm, so basically, she’s pregnant? Even though she’s not offering any concrete info, People magazine joined the ranks of tabloids (including Us and OK!) who have “confirmed” Ash’s pregnancy with an anonymous source. They even go so far as to allege that she and Pete will be married in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Cali. So here’s a congratulations to the happy couple – for whatever happens to be true!