Friday: LiLo Finally Lands a Movie Role

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lindsay.jpgLindsay Lohan’s a Manson Girl
Our little rehabber finally gets a part – as one of Charlie Manson’s followers. Hey – it’s better than nothing, right? [People]

Ashlee Simpson Launching Clothing Line
The younger Simpson will be “designing” yet another celeb fashion line that we won’t be buying. [People]

Is There a Hills Movie on the Horizon?
LC alleges that it’s been discussed, which can only mean it will beat out Sex and the City for the title of “cheesiest chick flick ever.” [Us]

Pete Doherty Loves Xenu
The rocker has apparently become hooked on Scientology. Could he be the British Tom Cruise? [TheSun]

Paris Hilton Takes Turkey by Storm
There she is – America’s charitable sweetheart giving over her time to judge beauty pageants around the globe. [DListed]

Celebrity Fit Club – Episode 3 – Dunkleman, Out!

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Sometimes it seems like Fit Club is about everything BUT working out. Though surely Dunkleman burned some calories at his bachelor party, right? This looks pretty challenging:

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Our Top 5 Moments from this week’s episode of Celebrity Fit Club await you, below the jump! And don’t forget to tune this and every Sunday at 8PM to catch Fit Club at its new time slot.

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Madge: Sweatin’ To the Brits

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madonnaheadshot.jpg Madonna stuck her tongue down Britney Spears‘ throat in front of millions of TV viewers, so why shouldn’t she break a sweat to Brit’s music during her daily exercise routine? The 150-50-year-old superstar told New York’s Z100-FM radio station that like many other pop fans, she digs Blackout and blasts it while doing pilates and dance aerobics. Listen to the interview.

It also seems that she likes it better than her own songbook: “I’m not sure I can sing ‘Holiday’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ ever again,” she admitted during the interview. “I just can’t – unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. [Maybe if] some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he’s going to have to a 17-year-old, you know it.”

Okay Russian guy, the ball’s in your court.

What songs by Madge and Brit get you in the mood to sweat?

Yes Announces A Summer Tour

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You know their songs: “Your Move.” “Owner of a Lonely Heart.” “Roundabout.” Now you’ve got the chance to catch Yes live. In honor of their 40th anniversary, the prog rock titans are hitting the road for their “Close to the Edge and Back” tour, a 25-date jaunt coming to a city near you. Lead singer Jon Anderson recently stopped by our place with some talented pupils from the School of Rock, a nation-wide program promoting musicianship among kids. They played a rendition of a big Yes hit, with a John Lennon bonus number tacked onto the end. Check the clip above to see one of rock’s most distinct voices, and take the jump for tour dates. Check back on April 10th, where we’ll have contest details that might land you on stage with Yes! Read more…

Rock of Love: Getting Drunk and Topless

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Heather‘s back! Today’s Rock of Love moment doesn’t even involve our titular rock star. Bret Michaels is nowhere to be seen. Instead, it’s his familiar, Heather, who provides the motive for craziness. In this installment, we learn that rocker-ish behavior involves shots, toplessness, and plenty of tanned bellybuttons on display. (Sidebar: While we’ve noticed plenty of belly jewelry on the Rock of Love girls, we haven’t seen any bellybutton starburst tattoos. What happened to those?) Is this behavior befitting a rock star? Or is it more befitting an after-hours seafood buffet at the Times Square Hooters in the middle of a heatwave? We’re at a loss.

Jamie-Lynn’s Shotgun Wedding

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Hey ya’ll! Jamie-Lynn Spears, the 16-year old mama-to-be (and Brit’s sis) is getting married! Her main man, Casey Aldridge, 18, has allegedly proposed to his knocked up sweetheart, though there’s no word on a ring or a date. Who cares! She’s walking down the aisle way before Britney did, which must be tearing her big sis up. There’s nothing like being upstaged – at everything! – by one’s little sis, but J-L’s got it down. And you know what that means – her custody case is gonna be that much crazier, and probably happen before she turns 20. [Us]

The Celebreality Interview – Catching Up With Heather

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Since Heather busted in the Rock of Love 2 house and immediately took over this week’s episode, there was no way we couldn’t talk to her. Below, Heather dishes the dirt on the girls, an unaired make-out sesh Bret and how thinks of this Rock of Love season compares to last. She also told us plenty about what’s coming up for her, and though we can’t get too specific too soon, it’s safe to say that there’s plenty more Heather to come. The world is her sorority — we just gawk at it.

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Kimora & Russell Divorce for the 100th Time

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How many times can one couple announce their divorce? We’ve lost count, but we’re guessing Kimora Lee Simmons and her super-mogul ex-hubby Russell have done it, oh, a gazillion times, including today. We get it! You guys split up! Didn’t this happen in like 2006? Aren’t you both busy getting pregnant and doing yoga with your new (and might we add, much hotter) significant others? Earlier this month, Kimora said, “I’m in the paper every single week – that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I’m pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water … Lies upon lies upon lies.”

Oh Kimora. Admit it – you like being in the paper every week. Are we the only ones who suspect that the divorce reports pop back up every time our girl needs some publicity? Or were ya’ll too busy buying her new perfume – which launched last week – to notice?