Mayer: Philosophical Sports-Casting Cluck

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You may know him as a bluesmeister, sexpot, or clown. But as his blog currently suggests, John Mayer is a thoughtful dude, too. In one of his first posts since dumping his entire library a couple months ago, he waxes eloquently about his generation’s self-obsession and self-doubt. Evidently he wrote it while “traveling alone in Japan,” a place that’s nudged him into a psychological spot one of my wise workmates deemed his “Lost in Translation moment.”

But don’t fret, all these deep thoughts haven’t stymied his sillybone, as you can see from the fuzzy commentary he uses to describe America’s pastime in the clip above. That is him, isn’t it?

And what would you do if he turned into Bret Michaels?

Flavor of Love 3 Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?

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Four new hotties are moving into the Flavor of Love house next episode to compete for Flav’s affection. See their photos here, then let us know how they stack up next to the other girls (Hotlanta, Prancer, Seezinz, Sinceer, Thing 1 & 2). Plus, tell us who you think will be eliminated next.

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Still alive

Shy got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?

Fallen, but not forgotten

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George & Elton Don’t Let the Sun Go Down

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Today we’ve dug through our vaults for your viewing pleasure, and came up with this oldie but goodie. Not only does it feature Mr. George Michael belting out an Elton John tune, “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me,” it also features Elton himself. Check out the clip to see the two dueting live, and be sure to give TwentyFive, George’s brand-spanking-new disc, out next Tuesday.

Spencer & Heidi Split for Separate Bedrooms

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Rejoice! The end might be near for Spencer and Heidi’s fraud-lationship! The couple was apparently in Vegas this week, yet while they traveled there together they slept far far apart. Heidi hit up the Palazzo for slumber, while Spencer terrorized the Hard Rock. A rep confirmed their time apart, saying, “Yes it is true. They are working on their relationship … They were there filming The Hills.”

Wait. Could this all just be a stunt to make the show juicier? We’d certainly tune in to watch these two officially end it, but we want the demise of their relationship to be real! We’d argue that Heidi deserves better, but we’re not even sure we believe that claim. [People]

Rock of Love 2 Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?

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Last episode Season 1’s Heather stops by and has some fun with the Rock of Love ladies! Catch up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who Bret will cut next.

Still rockin’

Megan got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?

Fallen but not forgotten

Watch Rock of Love 2 Sunday, 9PM EST. Sneak peek this Sunday’s episode here!

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Clooney’s Gal Pal Loves to Party

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Props to Star Magazine for unearthing these amazing pics taken by Last Night’s Party of George Clooney‘s girlfriend, Sarah Larson, getting randy and raunchy in Las Vegas (example above, obvs). The 28-year old was a cocktail waitress in Sin City before shacking up with Hollywood’s hottest bachelor, and now she’s living large in couture gowns, enjoying fabulous dinners out. George may be a good influence on his gal pal, but surely this party princess is still lurking under the surface, waiting to pop out at a big bash at Brangelina’s house. Fingers crossed!

Check out a couple more pics of Sarah getting it on with a guy at a Vegas bash – here and here. What happens in Vegas stays on the internet! [Last Night's Party]

Where in the World is Paris Hilton?

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Paris Hilton has been wracking up the frequent flyer miles lately — going on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden in South Africa, then flying up to Munich, now judging beauty contests in Turkey. Recently, Paris judged the Miss Turkey 2008 beauty pageant, an interesting choice for a woman who has heretofore expressed no interest in Turkey or its culture.

In the above clip, Paris’ judging duties are dismissed for what she does best: skanky dancing. The tunes prove too much for the heiress, and she succumbs to the power of the traditional Turkish music by wiggling, arms thrown over head like she’s got her skirt hiked up on the banquets at Villa.

We’re going to be tracking Paris’ whereabouts for the next few weeks, like Where’s Waldo for the Bleached n’ Tanned Jet Set.

Friday: LiLo Finally Lands a Movie Role

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lindsay.jpgLindsay Lohan’s a Manson Girl
Our little rehabber finally gets a part – as one of Charlie Manson’s followers. Hey – it’s better than nothing, right? [People]

Ashlee Simpson Launching Clothing Line
The younger Simpson will be “designing” yet another celeb fashion line that we won’t be buying. [People]

Is There a Hills Movie on the Horizon?
LC alleges that it’s been discussed, which can only mean it will beat out Sex and the City for the title of “cheesiest chick flick ever.” [Us]

Pete Doherty Loves Xenu
The rocker has apparently become hooked on Scientology. Could he be the British Tom Cruise? [TheSun]

Paris Hilton Takes Turkey by Storm
There she is – America’s charitable sweetheart giving over her time to judge beauty pageants around the globe. [DListed]

Celebrity Fit Club – Episode 3 – Dunkleman, Out!

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Sometimes it seems like Fit Club is about everything BUT working out. Though surely Dunkleman burned some calories at his bachelor party, right? This looks pretty challenging:

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Our Top 5 Moments from this week’s episode of Celebrity Fit Club await you, below the jump! And don’t forget to tune this and every Sunday at 8PM to catch Fit Club at its new time slot.

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