Clooney’s Gal Pal Loves to Party

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Props to Star Magazine for unearthing these amazing pics taken by Last Night’s Party of George Clooney‘s girlfriend, Sarah Larson, getting randy and raunchy in Las Vegas (example above, obvs). The 28-year old was a cocktail waitress in Sin City before shacking up with Hollywood’s hottest bachelor, and now she’s living large in couture gowns, enjoying fabulous dinners out. George may be a good influence on his gal pal, but surely this party princess is still lurking under the surface, waiting to pop out at a big bash at Brangelina’s house. Fingers crossed!

Check out a couple more pics of Sarah getting it on with a guy at a Vegas bash – here and here. What happens in Vegas stays on the internet! [Last Night's Party]

Where in the World is Paris Hilton?

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Paris Hilton has been wracking up the frequent flyer miles lately — going on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden in South Africa, then flying up to Munich, now judging beauty contests in Turkey. Recently, Paris judged the Miss Turkey 2008 beauty pageant, an interesting choice for a woman who has heretofore expressed no interest in Turkey or its culture.

In the above clip, Paris’ judging duties are dismissed for what she does best: skanky dancing. The tunes prove too much for the heiress, and she succumbs to the power of the traditional Turkish music by wiggling, arms thrown over head like she’s got her skirt hiked up on the banquets at Villa.

We’re going to be tracking Paris’ whereabouts for the next few weeks, like Where’s Waldo for the Bleached n’ Tanned Jet Set.

Friday: LiLo Finally Lands a Movie Role

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lindsay.jpgLindsay Lohan’s a Manson Girl
Our little rehabber finally gets a part – as one of Charlie Manson’s followers. Hey – it’s better than nothing, right? [People]

Ashlee Simpson Launching Clothing Line
The younger Simpson will be “designing” yet another celeb fashion line that we won’t be buying. [People]

Is There a Hills Movie on the Horizon?
LC alleges that it’s been discussed, which can only mean it will beat out Sex and the City for the title of “cheesiest chick flick ever.” [Us]

Pete Doherty Loves Xenu
The rocker has apparently become hooked on Scientology. Could he be the British Tom Cruise? [TheSun]

Paris Hilton Takes Turkey by Storm
There she is – America’s charitable sweetheart giving over her time to judge beauty pageants around the globe. [DListed]

Celebrity Fit Club – Episode 3 – Dunkleman, Out!

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Sometimes it seems like Fit Club is about everything BUT working out. Though surely Dunkleman burned some calories at his bachelor party, right? This looks pretty challenging:

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Our Top 5 Moments from this week’s episode of Celebrity Fit Club await you, below the jump! And don’t forget to tune this and every Sunday at 8PM to catch Fit Club at its new time slot.

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Madge: Sweatin’ To the Brits

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madonnaheadshot.jpg Madonna stuck her tongue down Britney Spears‘ throat in front of millions of TV viewers, so why shouldn’t she break a sweat to Brit’s music during her daily exercise routine? The 150-50-year-old superstar told New York’s Z100-FM radio station that like many other pop fans, she digs Blackout and blasts it while doing pilates and dance aerobics. Listen to the interview.

It also seems that she likes it better than her own songbook: “I’m not sure I can sing ‘Holiday’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ ever again,” she admitted during the interview. “I just can’t – unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. [Maybe if] some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he’s going to have to a 17-year-old, you know it.”

Okay Russian guy, the ball’s in your court.

What songs by Madge and Brit get you in the mood to sweat?

Yes Announces A Summer Tour

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You know their songs: “Your Move.” “Owner of a Lonely Heart.” “Roundabout.” Now you’ve got the chance to catch Yes live. In honor of their 40th anniversary, the prog rock titans are hitting the road for their “Close to the Edge and Back” tour, a 25-date jaunt coming to a city near you. Lead singer Jon Anderson recently stopped by our place with some talented pupils from the School of Rock, a nation-wide program promoting musicianship among kids. They played a rendition of a big Yes hit, with a John Lennon bonus number tacked onto the end. Check the clip above to see one of rock’s most distinct voices, and take the jump for tour dates. Check back on April 10th, where we’ll have contest details that might land you on stage with Yes! Read more…

Rock of Love: Getting Drunk and Topless

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Heather‘s back! Today’s Rock of Love moment doesn’t even involve our titular rock star. Bret Michaels is nowhere to be seen. Instead, it’s his familiar, Heather, who provides the motive for craziness. In this installment, we learn that rocker-ish behavior involves shots, toplessness, and plenty of tanned bellybuttons on display. (Sidebar: While we’ve noticed plenty of belly jewelry on the Rock of Love girls, we haven’t seen any bellybutton starburst tattoos. What happened to those?) Is this behavior befitting a rock star? Or is it more befitting an after-hours seafood buffet at the Times Square Hooters in the middle of a heatwave? We’re at a loss.

Jamie-Lynn’s Shotgun Wedding

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Hey ya’ll! Jamie-Lynn Spears, the 16-year old mama-to-be (and Brit’s sis) is getting married! Her main man, Casey Aldridge, 18, has allegedly proposed to his knocked up sweetheart, though there’s no word on a ring or a date. Who cares! She’s walking down the aisle way before Britney did, which must be tearing her big sis up. There’s nothing like being upstaged – at everything! – by one’s little sis, but J-L’s got it down. And you know what that means – her custody case is gonna be that much crazier, and probably happen before she turns 20. [Us]