Kim Kardashian Caught Butt Buffing

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kimk-main.jpgAwww. We were all proud of Kim for ignoring Paris Hilton‘s bag o’ cottage cheese diss about her bum, but it looks like Dash has taken the cruel words to heart! Kimmie K. was spotted getting the VelaShape cellulite removal treatment in Santa Monica, while her sisters (Khloe and Kourtney, we assume) were hooked up with some laser hair removal. The camera crew from their reality TV show was in tow, natch. Nothing is too embarrassing to put on TV!

Here’s Kim looking cellulite-free in Australia this weekend. Hm – if she’s down under, how did she show up in LA for her special skin treatment? Ah, the mysteries of gossip. [NYDN]

R. Kelly’s Kiddie Porn Trial is X-Rated

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Crooner R. Kelly is trapped in the courthouse, stuck in the middle of a heated child porn trial revolving around a video of the singer having a three-way with an underaged girl. A new witness is set to testify against Kelly, and is claiming that not only can she identify the young woman in the vid (who appears to be 13 or 14 and whose identity has been disputed in court), but that she too engaged in group sex with R. Kelly when she was a young teenager too! For the record, R. Kelly is 41 years old. Yes, this might just be the grossest thing ever. If only R had just stuck his key in an older ignition, this mess could have been avoided. Beep. [Chicago Sun-Times]

Brit Initiates Jamie-Lynn Into Baby Mama Club

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britneyjl.jpgBritney Spears left the safety of Malibu to head to her hometown of Kentwood, LA for her sister’s bridal shower and guess what, the party was apparently “normal!” This not only the first time Brit’s been back to Kentwood in over a year, but it’s also the first time she’s been described as normal in ages. All in all this trip was a huge success! A guest in attendance said that, “Jamie Lynn opened every gift. We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”

B kept it so real in honor of her lil sis, that she got all dolled up in a dress to smoke on the porch and then headed back home to Cali in a sexy get-up of tiny pink shorts and white wedge flip flops. The singer really embodies the greatest joy of motherhood – dressing trashing. Jamie-Lynn has so much to look forward too! [People]

I Love Money Cast Reveal: Day One

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A new spin-off is headed to VH1 this summer and it’ll feature cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York squaring off in the pursuit of cold, hard cash. Here’s the official word on I Love Money:

I Love Money premieres Sunday, July 6 at 9/8c. Hosted by Craig J. Jackson, the 12-episode series will pit 17 all-star contestants against one another for a chance to win a $250,000 grand prize.

The group will travel to Mexico where they will participate in outrageous challenges to test their determination to get rich. For this group of men and women competing for a chance at love is nothing compared to competing for their true heart’s desire, money.

Beginning today and lasting throughout the week, this blog will unveil official shots of each of the contestants. In the coming weeks, we’ll have more details to share, including previews and interviews with the contestants. For now, feast your eyes on some of the dudes from both seasons of I Love New York who’ll compete for the cash:

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Ask Lil Wayne Your Love & Sex Questions

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There’s no question about it: the most popular MC in the game right now is Lil Wayne. Kid came up from N’awlins a few years ago, and step by step he’s blown minds and put asses in motion with each new track dropped. He used to be all about the hustle and the green, but these days our boy is dispensing information about the wild thing, too. “Lollipop,” the saucy single that’s currently rocking the top of the charts suggests that a good romantic relationship is always enhanced by a good physical relationship. LW wants to make it juicy for everyone.

So we figured that he was the perfect dude to help people when it came to issues regarding love and sex. For the next two weeks we want you to send us questions on these subjects. Got intimacy problems? Need to have your bedroom game tightened up? Want to find out if the club is the best place to take a first date? He’ll tape his answers and we’ll start rolling ‘em out on the blog around the end of May. We’re calling this deal “Ask Weezy.” Step off, Dr. Phil, there’s a new shrink in town.

Leave your questions in the Comments section.

Gossip Break: Spencer & Heidi Fake It to Make it

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speidi.jpgHeidi and Spencer fake their relationship ups and downs for tabloid cash. Shocker. [The Superficial]

Britney will be attending Jamie-Lynn‘s baby shower in this weekend. Louisiana beware. [DListed]

Madonna: not 24, but dresses like she is! [Seriously? OMG!]

Kate Hudson has a stalker, and it’s not Owen Wilson. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Check out pics of Paris Hilton kidnapping another helpless puppy to dump in her harem of tiny dogs. [ICYDK]

Naomi Campbell may claim she’s not crazy, but she sure looks the part. [Concrete Loop]

Britney: It Costs A Lot to Be Crazy

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britneymoney.jpgOops! Britney went a little crazy last year, and she’s got the empty bank account. Since her head-shaving meltdown, Brit’s spent over $61 million dollars on legal fees, rehab, and hospital care – not too mention all the clothes, bags, Mercedes and lighters she picked up along her tumultuous journey.

Because B didn’t tour – or do anything, really – when her album Blackout dropped, she screwed herself out of close to$50 million! But now that papa Jamie is in control of her cash flow, things have evened out. “She’s spending about a fifth of what she used to,” says an insider. Yup, Britney’s making her own coffee at home and bringing it with her to work at the dance studio! Now THAT’S how you save money, peeps. [In Touch]

Madonna Ties One On With Timberlake

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If you spotted Madonna yesterday, you were probably surprised to find her looking a little less energetic than usual. In an uncharacteristic move for the work-out-aholic and mother of three, Madge went out after her triumphant Roseland show and “tied one on” with her evening co-star, Justin Timberlake. “We had to celebrate,” a groggy Madonna told Ryan Seacrest when she called into his morning show. “[We] decided we both work too hard and have to have fun.” Drinks with Justin Timberlake sounds like fun to us. The star reportedly sipped on a martini at her after party at New York’s The Box, then had a shot of tequila and a lemon drop.