Julia Roberts recently delivered a Mona Lisa smackdown to a celebrity photog, and at least some of it was caught on tape. TMZ.com has posted footage of America’s sassheart flagging down a pap as they both drive. When he pulls over, she waltzes up to the car and says, “Hi, how are you? So listen, you can turn your video camera off, because I’m going to talk to you about the fact that you’re at a school where children go!” Cold busted and by a mom, to boot. Ha! Apparently, Julia was miffed that the photog was attempting to take pictures of her kids. But, really, for the footage that it produced, it was all clearly worth it. [TMZ.com]
A mean, evil person is trying to take all the fun out of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. In an item in the New York Post, a source “close to to the show” says that the reality series is a sham because its titular tart is actually straight. B-b-but, she’s Tila Tequila! And she’s bisexual! I learned that from the 5,000 times she’s proclaimed that during the run of her series.
The source continues: “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.”
“Not bi at all?” Come now! Swapping saliva with all those girls makes her at least a little bi! But really, just watching the show, I would think that if she had to slide down one side of the fence, it’d be on the girls’ side. That way she could land in a patch of flowers. Or vaginas, whatever. Seriously, from the first episode, she had a huge boner when the girls arrived in the house. If she wasn’t bi before, now she is!
Oh, the source also claims that she’s a “diva” and a “nightmare to work with,” but, uh, who cares? Who needs a good disposition when you’ve got bisexuality going for you? [New York Post / Image credit: Getty]
Actor James Franco rocks a shaggy wig and Mila Kunis does her best droopy-eyed stare in this awesome Hills parody brought to you by some of Hollywood’s finest (Judd Apatow and Mike White). Franco’s Justin Bobby is particularly good, except that he’s a little too coherent. As we Hills-heads know, only one out of every hundred words JB says is actually audible amongst his mumbles. The video points out that without TV writers, we’ll be stuck watching shows like The Hills forever, which honestly may not be such a bad thing. I mean, was That 70′s Show really that entertaining, Mila? But yes, the world needs TV writers and – as is evident by the above video – so does the cast of The Hills. There are only so many more dull stares and burped answers we can take. End the strike! [FunnyorDie]
Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.
The 40th Anniversary Celebration Of Wilhelmina Models event only had a smattering of models in attendance, mixed with actors and entertainers… the crowd included Fergie, Gabriel Aubry (Halle’s BF), Jamie Burke, Lance Bass, Petra Nemcova, LL Cool J, Beverly Johnson, Justin Chambers, and Gavin DeGraw.
Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Morrison, Stacy Keibler, Tyrese, Haylie Duff, Regina King, Debbie Matenopoulos, and Kat DeLuna partied at the Movies Rock Kick Off Event hosted by Guess And Conde Nast.
Jamie, a 23-year-old hottie, delivers coffee to the office, and Frank “goes gay,” swooning for him. But Jamie digs Liz, who blots out the fact that she’s way older than him, and accepts his invite to a gallery opening. Tracy‘s motorcylce has hit a police horse, and his community service stint is coaching a minority baseball team from NYC’s roughest ‘hood, Knuckle Beach. Jack thinks Tracy is a lousy coach, and tries to help the team. Yes, it was nice to see Judah Friedlander get some camera time last night. What was your favorite part?
Jenna: Liz, I’m getting drinks with recently-divorced camera guy, you in?
Liz: Well, I…
Jenna: Legally separated sound guy’s gonna be there…
Liz: Uh, I don’t feel well.
Frank: Dude! I totally forgot. I bought you a sweater. It’s slim-fitting – they call it a French cut. And it wasn’t on sale or anything.
Jamie: Wow, thanks.
Frank: Do you need any help trying it on?
Liz: Frank, stop it.
Frank: I can’t. I’m gay for Jamie.
Liz: No, that’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for just one person…unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen.
Mary-Kate Gets Back to Clubbing
Quick recovery? You got it dude! Hospitalized for a kidney infection last week, Mary-Kate Olsen is back out on the town – dancing until 3Am and getting cuddly with a generic Hollywood hunk. [NYP]
Emails ‘Confirm’ Britney’s Baby
In Touch claims the emails they have on a Blackberry from JR Rotem confirm their claims that Brit’s knocked up; however isn’t that like the easiest thing to fake? [In Touch]
Paris’ Boy Toy Meets the Parents
Paris took her Swedish model out to dinner with her parents. Is it getting serious or did she just need them to pay? [DListed]
Brad Pitt Bans Nude Scenes
Daddy Braddy doesn’t want to be mortified when his kids watch his films, so he’s canning all nude scenes moving forward. Will Angie follow suit? We doubt it! [Us]
Madonna: England’s Animal Abuser?
Always the ‘innovator,’ Madge died her sheep different colors for a Vogue photoshoot, pissing off animal activists galore. Not quite as controversial as that sex book, but she’s still got it! [NYP]
There’s something distinctly art-porn about Snoop Dogg’s new video. “Sensual Seduction” combines elements of ’70s Penthouse, the styling of Caligula and the makeup artistry of all the Solid Gold dancers. It’s a seductive, tongue-in-cheek skewering of . . . well, we don’t really know what he’s skewering, so there’s a chance he might actually have made this in earnest. Regardless of Snoop’s intent, the end results are beautiful. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to buy some Vaseline to smear on the lens of our Super-VHS.
- Lil’ Kim‘s new mixtape proclaims her G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time). To that I say: baaaah! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Brad Pitt says he won’t be filming anymore nude scenes. So, he won’t be making a cameo in the forthcoming porno spoof Ocean’s Thirt-Peen, I take it? [Dlisted]
- Beyoncé reportedly stumbled out of a New York restaurant. I don’t think she was drunk; I think she was just dancing. [Sandra Rose]
- Keyshia Cole shows up at 106 & Park wearing, basically, a fur bodysuit. But I’m much more concerned about the animal that’s holding court on her head. [Crunk + Disorderly]
Another batch of your questions answered by New York is after the jump. This time around, New York talks video games, living for God and the size of Wolf’s penis. All in a day’s work!
Men – guard your sperm. Paris Hilton like, REALLY wants a baby. And for all the right reasons, too! To dress the thing up in pink, carry it around in her purse and force it to play with Nicole Richie‘s baby! Paris recently said, “Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old.I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”
At that rate their kids will be enemies by the time they’re five years old. At least Paris is smart enough to realize that she can’t make a baby happen without a friend: “I don’t have a boyfriend right now,” she revealed. “But I would love to start a family.” She also tells People that she plans on popping some babies out in two years, which means she kinda needs to get things going. We wonder what she has in mind for the playdates? Tiny tables for the babies to practice
walking dancing on? Thong diapers? Spelling the words Mommy Was In Jail with blocks? Yep, Paris is right, it’d be seriously awesome if she was pregnant right now so this could totally happen. [Image: Getty]