Tila Tequila 2: Assless Chaps, Lesbian Orgies and Headbutts (Ep. 4 recap)

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Here are the top five most ridiculous moments of Episode 4, listed in chronological order from first to last.

1. Bull-Riding Contest Prize? Tila’s Ass!

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Tila Tequila has dressed up as a naughty school teacher, a stripper and an angel. In episode 4, she morphed into a cowgirl by wearing a cowboy hat, a bra and assless leather chaps. The occasion (or excuse for the getup) was the first of what will surely become an annual mechanical bull-riding contest for pumped-up frat boys and stripper-esque lesbians on seasons of Tila Tequila to come. But if Tila didn’t look so hot, and if the prize weren’t spending an evening with her exposed ass, then this challenge would have been boring beyond belief.

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Flavor of Love 3 Finale Preview – Flavor Snores

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The Flavor of Love 3 finale airs Monday at 9/8c. Exciting, right? Well, don’t tell Flav that. In the clip above, check him out literally falling asleep during his date with Black. If love is a drug, it’s probably of the sleeping-pill variety.

At the beginning of the season, Flav said that this would be the last installment in the Flavor of Love saga. And now, VH1 has made it official. Below, check out the press release announcing that Monday’s episode won’t just be the season finale — it’s the series finale:
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Tony Romo Mocks Jessica’s Sex Skills

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Ugh. Maybe this is why Carrie Underwood wanted nothing to do with Tony Romo. The football star was reportedly busy mocking Jessica Simpson‘s bedroom skills to all his friends on the same weekend that he was telling everyone the Texas twosome was dunzo. A Windy City spy reported exclusively to The Superficial that, “Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”

Gross gross gross. Is respecting women that hard for guys these days? As crazy as Tom Cruise is, at least he’s pretty good at treating his wife right (when not dragging her around by the arm).

Idolville: Moments Both Superb and Sucky

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What a difference a week makes! With Jason Castro eliminated, all memories of mediocrity were strangely absent last night, as if Fox had called a shaman to exorcize the Ghost of Losers Past…

How professional our three hopefuls looked! Each contestant sang three songs selected by the judges, themselves, and the producers, in that order. Both of the Davids delivered outstanding performances, trumping Syesha, who looked elegant despite some stumbling. Yet Idol would be nothing without awkwardness and self-inflicted embarrassment. Despite the talent displayed, glimmers of the prior and incidents of the latter showed up. It’s a crucial moment in the contest. After the jump you’ll find examples of our contestants at their strongest and their suckiest.

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Diddy Gets All Cuddly with Cassie

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Well look what we have here. Diddy, embracing Cassie from behind while spending Mother’s Day together in Central Park (peep the pics HERE!). The couple looks cozy – very cozy – as they watch a street performer together. Rumors have long swirled about these two and Diddy‘s a (very) single dude, so can’t he cuddle with whoever he wants? We’re sure Kim Porter was just fine on Mother’s Day without her ex hanging around, thank you very much. [ G Style via ConcreteLoop]

Britney Plays Bumper Cars

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It’s the same old story.

The characters: Britney Spears, a Ford Explorer.

The scene: a red light at Sunset Boulevard.

The stupidity: BritBrit stepped on the gas in her Mercedes, railing into the back of the Explorer.

The outcome: After the accident Brit didn’t even speak to the lady she hit – her bodyguard did all the dirty work! Typical. No charges were pressed with the police, so BritBrit goes home lucky – for now. [TMZ]

Mimi & Nick Celebrate Wedding, Maybe Baby?!

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mariah.jpgAwwww. These two are still so adorable together! How long will that last? Nick Cannon rented out a Six Flags last night as a surprise to his sweetie, who rolled up to the amusement park in a black Rolls Royce. Inside was a party of super famous friends celebrating their recent spontaneous nuptials. The bash was allegedly supposed to go until midnight, and included Will Smith and Stevie Wonder on the guest list. But perhaps they were also celebrating a new addition to their (also new) family? Mariah and Nick are already supposedly creating a nursery, and one of the singer’s assistants called up fancy baby boutique Petit Tresor and asked about fabric samples featuring butterflies! Ohhhhh, it’s a sign! [NYDN]

Sneak Peek: Coldplay’s “Violet Hill” Video

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Last week, Coldplay let you download their new single “Violet Hill” for free, and now we’ve got a sneak peek of the video. Watch the band play boy soldiers in their triumphant return to rock. Check back here next Monday to watch the full length video from the heart-sleeved rockers.

Gossip Break: LiLo’s Love Bite

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lindsaysam.jpgLindsay Lohan‘s BFF Sam Ronson has a hickey. Are those LiLo’s lip prints we see? [Gawker]

Pete Doherty tried to kill his cat while high. PETA protesters, activate! [Seriously? OMG!]

Tony Romo got smart like the rest of us and dumped Jessica Simpson. [I'mNotObsessed]

Awww, the Jolie-Pitts are cute and cuddly. [DListed]

Anne Hathaway‘s creepy boyfriend not going to jail – yet. [ICYDK]

Britney and Jamie-Lynn master the trashy look. [IDLYITW]

When did Kelly Rowland move to London? [Bossip]