This Is What a Crackhead Looks Like

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Or rather, writes like.

Amy Winehouse‘s adoring husband Blake Civil-Fielder is allegedly in the middle of a sexy letter-writing romance with a heroin-addicted lady jailbird. Blakey and Melissa Goldstone have been writing to each other for over seven months, and promises her “the best snog of our lives” and insinuates that Amy not only cheated on him (they are in a open relationship now!) but may be into having a threesome.

Read it all here – it’s kinda gross, innit?

Guy Ritchie Arrives in New York

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Amid rumors that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s seven year marriage is crumbling, Guy arrived in New York City yesterday and went straight to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment. Shots of Madonna without her wedding ring, reports of meeting with a high-power divorce lawyer, Guy allegedly turning his back on Kabbalah, and new rumors of a tryst with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez have only fueled speculation that the marriage between the pop star and film director is crumbling. Has Guy flown in from London to save their union?

Guy arrived in New York Monday evening and at approximately 6:30pm entered Madonna’s posh Central Park West apartment, accompanied by two bodyguards.

Yesterday, Guy Ritchie’s mother Lady Amber Leighton called the break-up reports “works of fiction” and told the Daily Mail that, “they are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes. But like other couples they work at keeping their relationship happy and fresh.”

Madonna’s spokeswoman released a statement to People denying that Guy’s trip was to save his marriage.

“Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving),” Liz Rosenberg told People. “There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.”

Power Pals: Jaden Smith & Christian Combs

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Watch out world! The sons of Will Smith and Sean Combs have joined forces and plan to take over Tinseltown! The youngsters looked suave-beyond-their-years at the premiere of Hancock, easily owning the spotlight on the star-studded red carpet. See more pics from the premiere below, including Charlize Theron, Queen Latifah, and Daughtry:

Lauren Conrad is “Sweet?” Impossible!

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A writer from Glamour got to hang with The Hills queen bee Lauren Conrad at the launch of her new collection for Mark, and she was surprisingly articulate and kind. Say what? That doesn’t sound like the robot we’ve come to know and loathe on MTV! According to the blogger, LC was:

  • Skinnier and shorter than you’d think.
  • Impeccably dressed (in her own design).
  • Super sweet, even going so far as to walk the reporter to the bathroom.
  • Well-spoken and full of facts about the Mark products she hawks.

Shocking! It’s too bad none of these wonderful things – besides the perfect outfits, obviously – come across on The Hills. Maybe Audrina would like her again if they did!

Madonna: Getting Cozy With A-Rod?

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Red Sox fans who love Madonna are going to find themselves in quite a pickle this morning, after word is leaking that the legendary singer is possibly shacking up with Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. We all know Madge’s marriage is teetering on the brink of divorce, but would she really take up with a married man right now – and a much-younger baseball player at that? Well, this is Madonna. She may be old, but anything still is possible. Both Us and OK! magazines are reporting that the Madge and the superstar b-baller have been getting close since October, when they were spotted working out together in NYC. He attended her concert in May, and she took her family to watch the Yankees play – and sat in A-Rod seats. Even more scandalous – they’ve been spotting having secret meetings at her place late at night.

We wonder what his wife thinks?

Lindsay Lohan Has a Secret Sister

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Daddy Lohan is always full of surprises. First a DUI, then prison, and now … an illegitimate little sister for Lindsay!

Kristi Kaufman told Star that the father of her daughter, Ashley, 13, is the result of a years-long affair with Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay, Ali, Michael, and Cody. The affair started while he was briefly separated from Lindsay’s mom Dina. It continued even after the couple got back together. Michael tells Star, “I took the DNA test this morning. I will get the results within the next two weeks and you will be the first to know.”

Wow, how nice that Michael has such a great relationship with the tabloids that he would tell them before his own children. It’s so nice when celebrities and the press work arm in arm.

“It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test,” he adds. “However, I have some serious doubts after investigating Kristi’s background.”

Michael Lohan doesn’t even need his own reality show like daughter Ali and ex-wife Dina’s hit E! show Living Lohan. His life plays out better than an episode of Jerry Springer as we eagerly await the results of the paternity test to find out if he is indeed the babydaddy, but of course, we will get to know after Star does.

Gossip Break: Sienna Snags a Married Man…Again

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Sienna Miller is apparently an actress, but we know her best from all the marriages she wrecks. Here’s a new one! [DListed]

Jen Aniston is horny for more Mayer, and we like it! [Seriously? OMG!]

Diva-in-training Megan Fox hates other brunettes and banned them from her movie set. Does she need to be reminded that she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green? [I'mNotObsessed]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson held hands this weekend! [WWTDD]

Anne Hathaway totally turned her sketchy boyfriend in to the FBI. [ICYDK]

Ali Lohan‘s awkwardly teary tantrum caught on tape! [Jezebel]

Miley Cyrus: I’m “Relatable” When Topless!

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15-year old Miley Cyrus is finally breaking her silence about that infamous Vanity Fair pic of her wrapped topless in a sheet. You know the one. She had previously said she was “embarassed” by the pics, but now she seems to be seeing the upside of such a scandal.

“I was embarrassed, but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable.”

She is right – everyone can relate to doing stupid sh*t in high school. The difference is we didn’t have a bedroom full of Benjamins to come home to and cry in at night. Stars: they’re still not like us, no matter how many regretful topless photos they take! [MSNBC]

Heidi Montag Has a Cross to Bear

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The Hills starlet and walker of a “higher path,” Heidi Montag, revealed to USA Today that she would like to record a Christian album. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Heidi, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

Heidi says,

Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

This August, she and fiance Spencer Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.” Awww, feed children and help build “things” – Just like Jesus! If Jesus can forgive Judas for denying him seven times and getting him hung on a cross, why can’t Heidi and Hills ex-BFF Lauren Conrad find it in their hearts to give fans a reconciliation?

“I don’t think people are ever going to get that,” the redeemer of reality TV says.

Will’s Scientology School is Scaring People

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Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith have started a school! 80% of the students will be receiving some form of financial aid! Awesome! So why is everyone freaking out about its ties to Scientology? Yes, the school has some teachers who identify as Scientologists – but according to the school’s head, teachers of all religions have been hired and the school itself has no religious affiliation. The school will be also using something called “study technology” (created by Scientology guru L. Ron Hubbard)as one of their teaching methods, which “focuses on students gaining hands-on experience, mastering subject matter before moving to the next level, and being taught not to read past words they don’t understand.” But again, other methods are supposedly being used, and honestly, doesn’t hands-on experience sound awesome?

Er, not everyone thinks so. David Touretzky, Carnegie Mellon professor and Scientology critic, argues, “There is no reputable educator anywhere who endorses [study technology]. What happens is that children are inculcated with Scientology jargon and are led to regard L.R. Hubbard as an authority figure. They are laying the groundwork for later bringing people into Scientology.”

Here’s how we can answer, once and for all, if Smith’s school is a Scientology breeding ground – is Suri Cruise a student? [LA Times]