Mariah Brings Pain (And Panties?) to SNL

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You know how superstardom works – you can’t stay in one spot for more than a few minutes because you’ll get swamped with fans. Keeping the evening’s action moving is the subject of “Migrate,” the lead track from Mariah Carey‘s forthcoming E = MC2. From the the car to the club, from the party to the after-party, from after-party to the hotel – wonder what time Miss Thing goes to bed? She rolled through the tune on Saturday Night Live over the weekend, bringing out T-Pain to help with a little contrast. She wore pants to sing this ditty.

On the show’s other performance, she wore one of those patented Mariah micro minis that reveals all that gorgeous Carey real estate. Actually, there are some thong-lovers who say our girl revealed a bit more than that. She was singing a tune call “Touch My Body.” Mariah would never pull a Britney on TV would she? Watch the “Body” clip after the jump.

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Flavor of Love 3 Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?

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Yeah boyeee! Flavor of Love 3 is on fire! Last episode the ladies were challenged to write bedtime stories for a group of kids. Read up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who you think Flav will dismiss next.

Still alive

Bee-Ex got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?

Fallen, but not forgotten

Watch Flavor of Love 3 Monday, 9PM EST.

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Monday: Halle Berry’s a Baby Mama

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Another adorable child is about to takeover Hollywood. Shiloh should be very scared. [TMZ]

Sam Lutfi Still Not Allowed Near Brit
The creepy hanger-on has been ordered to steer clear of Brit for another 30 days. Big sigh of relief! [TMZ]

Is Madonna Dumping Guy in 18 Months?
Madge apparently has an elaborate plan to announce her divorce and move back to NYC in 18 months, when he career can handle the split. [ShowbizSpy]

Eminem Working on New Bod, Album
The rapper might be makin’ a skinny comeback. Slim Shady, indeed! [NYP]

Lindsay Blabs About her Druggy Past
LiLo loves to talk about how she’s changed since her trio of rehab stints, but we don’t really notice a difference.

Snoop Dogg On Stage: Tales To Tell

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He talked about cooling his heels in the living room while Doctor Dre took a boudoir trip with a female friend. He talked about growing up on the East Side of Long Beach, “where the grass is always greener.” He talked about being a kid and making his family laugh by doing the bump with his mom. And he talked about his wife thinking that “Sensual Seduction” was “weak” the first time she heard it. (Now, he added with a sly smile, “she can’t stop singing it. Heh Heh.”) Yep, Snoop Dogg lived up to the story part of his Storytellers sessions last night in Brooklyn – he’s got quite a few memories. This is going to be a good one.

The show airs on March 31, and certain tunes are going to remind fans just how agile an MC Snoop is. He had his flow on last night, especially during an update of “Lodi Dodi” from his rather classic debut disc. He made it special by kicking it with an old school master beat boxer by his side – can you guess who? Also sharp: a set closin’ romp through one of The Time‘s party anthems – can you guess which one? And our show ain’t the only TV the Doggfather’s doing. Looks like he’s dropping into the soaps and the toons, too. More about Storytellers next week. Stay close. Set list after the jump.

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The Weekly Wrap Up: Kim’s Crush, the Gov’s Call Girl & Dustin’s Dumpy Bod

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Do the Nasty with a Plastic J. Lo

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Radar has introduced us to the wonderful world of celebrity blow-up sex dolls, and trust us, once you see the fake goods you’ll be waving bye-bye to Paris, X-Tina and BritBrit for good! The dolls are the creation of Nick Orlandino, and through his company Pipedream Products he’s sold over 100,000 of the plastic ladies at $26.99 a pop. Check out the gallery and pic a favorite – we’re obviously addicted to the J. Lo doll – appropriate called J. Ho – both for her stunning, realistic face and that giant blown up butt (the pics are NSFW, obvs. They’re sex dolls, ya know?). [Radar]

Lost Recap: Flashback Hopscotch

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Guess I need to take “expert multi-tasker” off my resumé, because the flash forward/flashback combo in last night’s episode, entitled “Ji Yeon,” caught me off guard. The big shocker was supposed to be Ben’s man on the boat: Michael. Instead, we got a psych-out by the writers who revealed that while Sun was delivering her baby off-island in the future, Jin’s flash scenes were actually from 2000 – when he was still working for Sun’s dad.

The disorienting effect was soon replaced by another sensation: mourning. Jin, it seems, is dead. I’m holding out hope that he’s still fishing with Bernard on a canoe somewhere off the coast of the island, but it seems like a stretch. More after the jump.

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