Brooke Keeps Blabbin’ About Hulk’s Affair

by

hulkbrooke.jpg

Sometimes we forget that Brooke Hogan is only like, 19 years old. She’s all tall and mature and she’s dresses just a wee bit older than her age, so sometimes we get confused. Our girl Brooke’s been through a lot this year – her bro’s car accident and legal troubles, her parents’ divorce, Hulk’s alleged romance with her BFF – and that’s got be rough for someone who is still technically a teen. But our heroine seems to be working through her ish on her MySpace blog, and her latest post proves that even at 19, one can approach life’s crap with a cool hand. Will she be this levelheaded on her new reality show? We’ll have to tune it to find out. In her latest blog post, she reveals that maybe the healing has begun.

well,

I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father. Nothing is thicker than blood. No matter how angry, sad or depressed you are, your family will always love you no matter what. We are all human. Yes, I’m still hurting very deeply inside, but I am starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m not saying I will get over this in a week, month, year or ten years. I dont know when It will be. But you must always respect your father and your mother.

Read more…

Flavor of Love World: Hot Diversion 7

by

MySpace has nothing on FlavorofLoveWorld.com! The site allows fans to rant about cast members, predict who’ll be eliminated next — and, um, upload their hottest pics and vids. Maybe we’re showing off, but VH1 has the sexiest users on the Internet and we’re proving it by highlighting select Flavor of Love World users. Prepare to blush.

Click thumbs to see full-size images.

Visit each girls’ profile (from left to right): Ice, Bunz and Pecantanfemale.

The Return of Frenchie!

by

One of the most memorable characters in the history of VH1, Rock of Love 2‘s oversexed French stripper Angelique (aka “Frenchie”) recently visited New York, and gave us the best gift an oversexed French stripper can give: a cooking lesson. OK, so maybe that’s not the best gift, but it’s, you know, Top 5. Since she’s clearly a mousse master (remember when she cooked it for Bret and smeared it all over herself?), we had her give us step-by-step instruction on how we, too, can make chocolate mousse for our tongues and boobies, alike. The result is above, edited and subtitled for your ESL-mocking pleasure. Bon appetit!

Keep up with Angelique at FamousVH1Friends and her MySpace page, where there’s photos like these:

Related content
Rock of Love 2 show page

What Perez Sez About Reality TV Stars

by


That’s right, the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media is back tonight with a brand-new show. In it, Perez Hilton meets a variety of television’s reality stars. He gets to hang with Hills honeys Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, asking them how they really feel about Lauren Conrad. He crashes New York Fashion Week to harangue Project Runway judge and Elle magazine editor Nina Garcia, America’s Next Top Model judge Miss J. Alexander, and Baby Phat’s Kimora Lee Simmons. He even tries his luck at love with Bret Michaels. Whether or not Bret is amenable, we can’t say. But the two seem to share a similar focus on their hair, so anything’s possible. The world’s best known blogger will address these concerns and many, many more. (Want to see Perez arm-wrestle Chyna? Now’s your chance!) What Perez Sez About Reality TV Stars is on tonight at 10 p.m. (EST). In the meantime, click here to see the famous folks he’ll be smack-talking with.

Listen to Madonna’s “4 Minutes” Right Now

by

madonna-candy-350x.jpg

Yep, the time has come. You can blast Madonna‘s new track, “4 Minutes” right now. Timbaland supplies the beats, Timberlake provides the enthusiasm, and as Madge suggests that the clock is ticking for all of us, the grooves mow you down. “The road to hell is paved with good intentions,” she sings, “but if I die tonight at least I can say I did what I wanted to do.” She always has, right?

Tell us: do you like the song?

Mariah Carey: I Have Low Self Esteem!

by

mimi.jpgSay what? Mariah Carey, wearer of the shortest skirts and the skimpiest bikinis, is claiming she has low self-esteem. We always thought her love of barely-there outfits stemmed from an enormous sense of self-confidence, but perhaps we’ve been mislead by Mimi. She tells Allure magazine this month: “I’ve always had really low self-esteem, and I still do. What’s weird about that is being onstage, and the love that you get, and the adoration that you feel from your real fans. It’s hard for a partner to compete – just imagine.”

Hear that Mariah fans? You’re better to her than her ex-hubby ever was! Mimi also addresses her reputation as a airhead: “It’s a dichotomy, I understand. I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron,” as well as her sex life, calling herself a “freakin’ prude.” She may not be rackin’ up the notches on her bed post, but Mariah is about to have her 18th number one hit with her single “Touch My Body,” which ties her with The BeatlesTHE BEATLES – for most number one hit songs. Surely that fact alone will help her esteem grow a little bit. [Us]

Diddy Denies Involvement In Tupac Death

by

diddyThe rap war that launched a thousand conspiracy theories underwent an enthralling development yesterday: according to an FBI informant, Sean “Diddy” Combs was involved in Tupac Shakur‘s murder.

Yesterday, the Los Angeles Times reported the FBI was working with an informant who named Combs as having been aware of, and possibly involved in, an attack on Shakur at Quad Studios months before his death. In interviews prior to his death, Shakur swore Diddy and his crew were in some way involved in that attack. Two years later, Shakur was shot to death in Las Vegas. In a move many people think was retaliatory, Diddy associate Notorious B.I.G. was murdered seven months later, meaning that inadvertently, Diddy may have sealed his friend’s fate.

In the wake of Los Angeles Times story, Diddy issued a statement calling the report “irresponsible.” “Neither Biggie nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during, or after it happened. It is a complete lie to suggest that there was any inolvement by Biggie or myself.”

Harold & Kumar 2, Abridged & Swear-riffic

by

The culture vultures at NYMag.com point to a very not-safe-for-work video (above), which is composed of scenes from the most heavily anticipated motion picture of all time: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. In the film, Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) are arrested on suspicion of terrorism and sent to America’s vacation destination for evil-doers. The clip above condenses the film into only the parts that involve swearing. If you were worried about Harold and Kumar becoming family-friendly, rest assured they are not. They are, in fact, family-unfriendly. And so is Neil Patrick Harris!