New York: A Moving Tribute

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It’s been over six months since New York was on the air and all we have to say about that is…

We’re so excited for the August 4 debut of New York Goes To Hollywood that we’ve assembled a greatest-hits post (of sorts) below. Over 20 animated gifs (like the one above) spanning New York’s VH1 tenure (from the first season of Flavor of Love to that bonkers I Love New York 2 reunion) are arranged for your ogling pleasure. Watch her dance, threaten, shake her chichis (in both pre- and post-implant varieties!), fall on her ass and gesticulate…interestingly over and over again. After all, loopy behavior deserves to be looped.

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Chris Brown and Rihanna Still Not Dating

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Rihanna Rih-emphasized what she has been saying for months about beau Chris Brown. “We are not dating,” the “Umbrella” singer told the ladies of The View in Las Vegas on Monday.

“He’s an amazing person, but we are not dating. We’re very close friends though. Very, very close,” she said.

Let’s see what these close “friends” have been up to lately besides romantic dates at KFC in our gallery of Rihanna and Chris just hanging as “pals”…

J.Lo Shows Off Her Post-Twins Bikini Body

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Ay Mami! Check out the photos of J.Lo looking en fuego in a white bikini with hubby Marc Anthony and their twins, Max and Emme, who Jennifer gave birth to just four short months ago. The singers took their spawn on a little vacation to Tenerife, Spain, along with Jennifer’s sister Linda. J.Lo was spotted texting on her cell phone and relaxing in the sun.

BET Awards: Best Red Carpet Ever!

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Last night’s BET Awards show was a kick-ass house party, a fashion show, and a hip-hop reunion all in one! Keyshia Cole and Rihanna looked fierce in yellow, and even Little Mama‘s bizarre kiddie dress was totally precious. Also, En Vogue! T-Boz and Chilli! Swoon. The night was one big exclamation point!!! Pics below.

Toccara: Fit and Fierce at BET Awards

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Wow! After all that fighting with Dr. Ian about keeping her curves during the last season of Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, Toccara went and got all skinny ya’ll! She’s still curvy, and still super fierce, but damn girl! We think Sargent Harvey would be proud.

Check out more of Toccara’s fabulousness at the BET Awards last night!

The Most Effed Up Kids in America

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Those poor Sheen kids. Sam and Lola, ages 4 and 3, are already as screwed up as can be, and they haven’t even been around for half a decade! The tots are currently in therapy, and it’s not like they can yet weep over the fact that their mom was in Playboy a bunch or claim to be f*cked up from, you know, all the hooker-banging their dad Charlie Sheen did (does?). They can barely even talk yet! They’re gonna be stuck in therapy forever, and they’ve barely lived. Poor things. Here’s what their potty-mouthed mommy Denise Richards told In Touch, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Let’s hope that shrink is teaching them to place the blame for all their problems squarely on their rents. Charlie and Denise deserve it!

Tori Collects Some Cash for Her Baby Pics

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Congrats are in order to Tori Spelling and her wallet! The actress and her husband Beefy McBeefcake have popped out another kid – a daughter – and they’re celebrating little Stella Doreen‘s birth with a big pile of tabloid photo cash, thanks to their cover spot on OK! mag. We’re not sure why the kid is a miracle – maybe the mag is referencing the fact that Tori still kinda has a career? Either way, Stella is going to be able to afford more fancy things in her first year on earth than we will in a lifetime. Lucky! [OK!]

Brooke Hogan Dishes on Mom’s New Man

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We’ve loved Brooke Hogan for a long time. She’s adorable, irreverent, and a family girl – but we mostly adore her for fearlessly embracing fashion. The super-mature singer recently spoke with Us Weekly about her family’s ongoing troubles, and had this to say about her mom’s recent tryst with a man half her age:

“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

[Faded Youth Blog]

Kanye West’s Blog Breakdown

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Is there anything more enjoyable to read than a Kanye West blog post freak out? Yeah, we thought not. The latest rant from your favorite fashion/music/ridiculous sunglasses icon about criticism from fans that he went on too late at Bonnaroo a couple of weeks ago is perhaps his finest work. A masterpiece of crazy blogging! Amazingly, this is just a tiny bit of the 700+ word rant. Get ready to be blinded by explanation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so f*cking hard I might break my f*cking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, f*g whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!…I HAVE A F*CKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read the entire thing here. And Kanye, if you’re reading this, go get a really long massage, dude. You seem, uh, a little tense.

Gossip Break: Britney’s Back With Her Babies

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All that good behavior has paid off: Britney‘s been granted more visits with her babies! [Us]

Paris loves dogs, okay? And she didn’t freak out in a pet store over a Yorkie puppy – she has 20 of them already. Jeez. [DListed]

Anne Hathaway‘s creepy money laundering ex-boyfriend has finally been arrested – which is like, every girl’s dream for her ex, right? [I'mNotObsessed]

Amy Winehouse left the hospital and started smoking again. Sigh. [WWTDD]

Michelle Williams is pissed at Heath Ledger‘s family over money. Well that didn’t take long. [ICYDK]

Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate Olsen got drunk and partied in flannel shirts. Finally, leaked pics we care about. [IDLYITW]