Tuesday: Bravo, You are Out


projectrunway.jpgProject Runway says Auf Wiedersehen to Bravo
Heidi Klum has moved her uber-hit Project Runway from Bravo to Lifetime! Think they’ll film a special made for TV movie starring Meredith Baxter Berney about the process? [DListed]

She-Pratt Dishes on Spencer and Heidi
Lil’ sis Stephanie Pratt opened her rather large mouth about her brother’s troubled relationship. OMG she thinks they’re “perfect for each other!” [Us]

Drunk Driver Mischa Barton Takes Plea Deal
Messed up OC star Mischa Barton is grabbing the plea deal offered to her in her DUI case. No jail for this celebutard – yet. [People]

Rob Lowe Sues Ex-Nanny for Claiming Infidelity
This seems like the perfect plot for a Rob Lowe comeback flick! [People]

Gossip Guy Dumps Carrie Underwood via Text
Chace Crawford gave crooner Carrie the boot with the ol’ “Sry, IDK, but we need 2 brk up.” Classy. [Us]

Clooney Gets Threats Over Girlfriend



It’s been a whirlwind few months for Sarah Larson. After crossing paths with professional movie star George Clooney, Larson was able to quit her job as a cocktail waitress/go-go dancer/embarassing-photo-taker. Now, apparently, she lives wherever George does, on hiatus as a Vegas waitress, and, if this brand new New Yorker profile on Clooney is to be believed, checking her e-mail.

As reported in said New Yorker story, Clooney recently received a threatening phone call, a voice mail stating, “Dump the bitch before you’re sorry.” Ms. Larson reacts with little alarm, but does go on to clear the air about her reputation, which has recently come into question after some seriously revealing photos surfaced. “They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server that means I’m an escort.”

Good points all, Sarah. We decided, given her newfound lifestyle, to do a side-by-side comparison of Larson’s life as Professional Bar Candy and life as Professional Arm Candy.

Pre-George: Magazine licking
Post-George: Magazine features

Pre-George: Staff dinners before shift at the Palms for waitresses
Post-George: Dinners with Brangelina

Pre-George: Fear Factor try-outs
Post-George: Red carpet premieres

Pre-George: Serving guys twice your age because they tip you
Post-George: Serving a guy twice your age because they take you to Italy

Pre-George: Getting called an escort because you are a Vegas waitress
Post-George: Getting called an escort because you sleep with a movie star

Music’s Hottest Stars Join Forces with Idol



Last night, Ryan, Paula, Randy, and Simon hosted the taping of the annual star-studded fundraiser, Idol Gives Back. Look forward to performances by Mariah Carey, Fergie, Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and Miley Cyrus. And of course, no charity-driven event would be complete without an appearance by Mr. Brad Pitt.

For many more photos of the event, click here.

Idol Gives Back airs on Wednesday, April 9th at 7:30PM.

Jess & Kim: Classy, Trashy BFF?


kimjess.jpgJessica Alba celebrated her impending motherhood with a baby shower this weekend, complete with all the Hollywood trimmings: cute location, fancy gifts, classy party favors, famous guests, and Kim Kardashian. Wait, what? Kim was there? Since when did the classy and oh-so talented Alba become friends with a reality TV sex tape siren? Isn’t that kinda beneath her? Kim of course spoke to E! about the shower, and revealed that she gave Alba gifts from her store, Smooch, and labeled the whole affair “awesome.” You better believe it was awesome – awesome that she got invited! Being down with legit Hollywood actresses is like every wannabes dream. Even Paris can’t accomplish that! Nice work Kim – we’ll see you at the Oscars. [E! Online]

Pam Anderson Bags a Mind Freak



Are Pam Anderson and Criss Angel doing the nasty? This juicy coupling is currently just a buzzed about rumor, but we wouldn’t be surprised. These two are like the King and Queen of Vegas D Listers, and they kind of look perfect next to each other. And doesn’t Pam have a thing for magicians? Since her break up with Rick Solomon she’s been linked with her Vegas “boss” Hans Klok. Still, some eagle-eyed spy spotted Pam and Criss getting cozy at an Elton John concert this weekend! We predict a wedding announcement in 48 hours, tops. [M&C/Perez]

Peep Deleted Scenes from Celebrity Fit Club


Last night’s Fit Club featured a frenzy of action after Dustin freaked following Harvey’s name-calling rant. You can enjoy extras and deleted scenes of the episode right here, but we’ve included our favorite moment that didn’t make it to air above. In it, our girl Toccara once again sasses the judges about what it means to be large and beautiful, and takes on the obeastity (yes, obeast) crisis, one cast member at a time.

Saaphyri’s Lip Chap Be Poppin’


Flavor of Love 2 alum, Charm School winner and our friend Saaphyri has unleashed her latest bound-to-be viral video to promote her Lip Chap line of lip balm. Above, watch the video for “Lip Chap Anthem,” a take-off of Lil Mama’s “Lipgloss” that features rapping from none other than Saaphyri. This one isn’t as provocative as the last, so perhaps it’s aimed at a wider audience. Always thinking business, that’s Saaphyri!

As always, you can pick up Lip Chap of your very own at Saaphyri.com.

Pick Up Artist 2 Wannabes Melt Hearts


We’ve been spending a lot of time swooning over the contestants who are bearing their hearts, souls, and chests on the Pick Up Artist 2 Casting site. Over the coming weeks we’ll be featuring our favorite lovable losers who are vying for a chance to learn mad pick up skills from the master himself, Mystery. If you’re desperate for help with the ladies, now is your chance! Head over to the Pick Up Artist 2 Casting site, register, and starting blogging about why you deserve to be the next Master Pick Up Artist!

To start us off, we’ve picked one of our favorite videos from contestant Putt99 to feature above. He’s a programmer from North Carolina who’s had one girlfriend (for only 3 months) and has been rejected 1238 times! Ouch. Do you think he’s Mystery material? Visit his blog – maybe he’ll even win you over and get your vote!