Black: The Robot of Lloyd and Weezy’s Dreams?



The video for Lloyd and Lil Wayne‘s summer jam “Girls Around the World” has debuted, and as she told us last month, Flavor of Love 3‘s Black is all up in it. She moves sensuously as light shines out of her eyes and…uh, that’s about it. But at least she looks hot! Not many girls pull off the laser-beams-from-the-eyes style with such grace. Check the full clip below. [via Idolator]

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Weezy’s Rehab Rumor; Superhead Slams Violent Boyfriend



The web was buzzing yesterday over a rumor that Lil Wayne (whose new album also has mouths flapping) had checked himself into a Florida rehab. It’s not that far-fetched, seeing as Weezy often raps about his various drugs of choice and is known to be a fan of sizzurp. But a Cash Money rep’s only response to the rumor, when called, was “Hell nah.”

Meanwhile, Weezy’s ex Karrine “Superhead” Steffans sent Perez Hilton a frantic message today accusing her current boyfriend, Darius McCrary (best known as Eddie Winslow on Family Matters) of attempting to run her over with his car (among other things). Eek. Such serious stuff for the former lovers. Maybe they need each other now more than ever?

Xtina Gets Dirrrty n’ Drunk During “Mommy-Daddy Time”



We’ve been seeing an awful lot of Christina Aguilera lately, and it looks like she’s back to her old Xtina ways. Several times in the past few weeks the new mom has been spotted tottering out of clubs, in some cases being lead out of a bar by her hubby Jordan Bratman, or a pal. But the new mom is coming to her own defense, telling Access Hollywood that she needs to blow off some grown-up steam.

“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.” We imagine a mommy-daddy night might entail drinking a lot of adult juice, having a tantrum on the dancefloor, then someone driving her Big Wheel home. Then she and daddy will get ready for bed by taking their clothes off and hugging in various positions.

Star Jones’ Ex Gives Us a New View of His Bod



Damn. Al ReynoldsStar Jones‘ soon-to-be ex – is looking surprisingly hot in this shirtless pic. Who knew? Now we get why she was down with being a sugar-mama for four years. There was lots of buzz that this snapshot was part of an ad campaign for Under Armour, but the company got their panties in a twist over the allegations and released this statement:

“I wanted to clarify what has been reported. Al Reynolds is not a spokesperson for Under Armour, nor is there any business relationship of any kind between the Under Armour brand and Al Reynolds.”

Okay we get it! He’s just a weird single dude who likes to take sexy crotch-grabbing pics for NO PROFIT. Star, get those divorce papers handy. [Crunk+Disorderly]

Leave Jamie-Lynn Alone!



A paparazzi photog has been arrested for stalking Jamie-Lynn Spears down South. The 17-year old and her sexy older boyfriend fiance have been a fave subject for photographers ever since she got knocked up late last year. The LA pap, Edwin Merino, is denying the accusations, and said, “I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court.”

Whatever! Where is the outrage? Why hasn’t Chris Crocker made a billion weeping videos about it? Jamie-Lynn deserves the support of crazies, just like her big sis! [Yahoo!]

Kim Kardashian is Blowin’ in the Wind



Kim Kardashian is back in LA and boy is it windy! The most beautiful woman in the world hit up some cheeseball event with her sisters a couple of nights ago, and wrote on her blog how thrilled she is to be reunited with her sibs after shooting the flick Disaster Movie in Louisiana. Oh man – already that movie sounds like a bad idea. More pics of the Dashster and her horse tail hair below.

Devil-Horned Metal Nuts Needed For TV



Yep, we’ve got another new program rolling down the pike. That Metal Show is a 30-minute romp through the extra loud realm of high hair, spandex and parental warning stickers. Three experts, Eddie Trunk, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson host the thing. They blast the music, argue over the music’s key moments, and hit the street to play some pranks on fellow metal heads.

The show airs on VH1 Classic, and it films in Manhattan on the afternoon of June 11. The tickets are free. Write us a note that says you’d like a pair at Type “Metal” in the subject line so we know you love to rock. Include name, age, phone number, and recent photo. We’ll tell you the exact location when we contact you.

Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations



Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:

“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”

Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

Top Five Neighbors Who’ll Plummet Property Value



The crappy housing market shows no mercy. Ed McMahon, best known as Johnny Carson‘s sidekick, is battling foreclosure on his $6 million Beverly Hills abode. The house has been on the market for two years and counting, and consequently he has fallen way behind on mortgage payments. And who’s to blame for the lack of interested parties? Britney Spears and her horde of paparazzi followers! McMahon claims that the photogs have clogged his neighborhood streets, scaring off potential buyers. What could be worse than a famous starlet crashing your ‘hood? Check out four more nightmare neighbors after the jump.

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