Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have posted a second video of their tiny day old mice – complete with closeups of their dirty fingernails. One mouse even has a message for Amy’s hubby Blake Incarcerated! Seriously, someone needs to call PETA asap.
Last night, the VH1 blog got a sneak listen to the brand new Usher album, Here I Stand (which, starting Tuesday, you all will be able to listen to a full week before it’s release). With his first release in four years, following a baby, babymama and some serious drama, Usher bounces between the polls of undying fidelity and absolute tom-catting, but all of it is quality stuff. Though he’s been away for a minute, the singer let’s us know that he’s still very much a force in R&B. Here’s a track-by-track breakdown of our impressions.
Um, nothing says TGIF like this video of Amy Winehouse cooing weird words to a newborn mouse while wearing just her bra, natch. Pete Doherty even makes a crazy cameo in the end. You never know what’s gonna happen when you put two British drug addicts together in the same room. Magic could happen, but normally only sad weirdness ensues. Watch and feel uncomfortable.
You know, when I go on vacation with my siblings all we do is take pictures of our sunburns and bathing suit wedgies and wear ridiculous muumuu style t-shirts that we find for $5 from a local novelty shop. Turns out the Kardashian sisters do just the opposite when they drop by Miami for a weekend of R&R. Kimmy and Kourtney took some super hot pics of each other while on their last vacation – for more of Kim prancing around in an outdoor shower, click here and swoon.
If you’re bothered by the idea of a girl being nothing more than a notch on a guy’s bedpost, then read no further. Still reading? Hmmm. You may be interested to know that Sports Illustrated has calculated that Yankees star Derek Jeter and rocker John Mayer have dated 11 of the girls on Maxim‘s 2008 Hot 100 List:
We couldn’t help but wonder who has the better resume: Jeter or John Mayer? Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. We hate to admit it, but we’d have to say, advantage Mayer.
Without even broaching the subject of objectification, Sports Illustrated is so wrong. First, is there any combination of hotties in this world that tops Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba? Also, the magazine has its facts wrong: Jennifer Anison is not included in this year’s list. So who has the “advantage” now? Check photos of both manwhores’
girlfriends conquests and see where Maxim ranks them by reading the full list after the jump.
It’s baby time at T.I.‘s house! The rapper and his longtime lady love Tameka “Tiny” Cottle have welcomed a new son into the mix. The little guy’s name is Major and he arrive early this morning, clocking in at 7 pounds, 4 ounces and 21 inches long. This is the second child for the couple, who have a son named King together. Seeing as T.I.’s still stuck on house arrest, he should have no problem playing Mr. Mom for a while. If he can’t handle it, surely T.I.P. can!
“There’s no place like home.” Dorothy famously uttered the phrase in The Wizard of Oz, and it’s also the name of last night’s episode. The difference is that Dorothy realized everything she needed was right where she left it before the tornado hit. The Oceanic Six, on the other hand, are conflicted and don’t all appear to be thrilled about being “found.” And as I’ll explain below, several of them come to realize that everything they needed was actually back on the island. Perhaps they may have been better off as castaways.
Jack is finally clued in to the show’s worst-kept secret, Hurley has a rockin’ luau, Sun owns Mr. Paik’s company and Mr. Paik gets ‘owned’ by her too, Sayid gets a blast from the past, On-Island Alpert finally makes an appearance this season, the freighter is raring to blow, Daniel goes from nerd to hero, Ben surrenders, and Jim’s proposal to Pam gets upstaged by Andy…oh wait – scratch that last one.
Full explanation after the jump.
Yesterday the California State Supreme Court announced that gay and lesbian couples have the right to marry, and following the news Ellen Degeneres and her girlfriend of four years, Portia De Rossi, announced during a live taping of her show that they were heading down the aisle! Hurray. The nuptial news was followed by a standing ovation from her audience, and will air today on her show. Ellen has called De Rossi her “perfect fit,” and she’s certainly a hundred steps up from the now-broke Anne Heche. Congratulations to the happy couple! Your new toaster will be arriving in 5-7 days. [Us]
In our third clip from Monday’s Flavor of Love 3 finale, watch Black stumble when Flav asks her to tell him a joke. Can she recover this fumble or is this the nail in her coffin?
“If I punched every b*tch who called me fat, it would be dead b*tches all up and down the highway.”
- Our new hero, Star Jones, at the reunion of The Bad Girls Club after one girl told another she was “a cheeseburger away from being obese.” Star was hosting the show and offered up the above tidbit of large lady wisdom in response to the diss.