Photos: Sinceer

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Our photo retrospective tracks Sinceer’s every move on Flavor of Love 3. Do the pictures tell why she lost?

Gossip Break: Whit’s Nip Slip

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whitney-port.jpgWhitney Port popped her lady hills out while lunching at The Ivy. Link NSFW, obvs. [ONTD]

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt loves to shop with her pops. [DListed]

Lilo looks good on Ugly Betty. [Seriously? OMG!]

Kate Hudson rebounds from Owen Wilson with lady lover Lance Armstrong. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Carrie Underwood‘s wig-like hair: hot or not? Real or not? [ICYDK]

Britney Spears is rockin’ the bikini and ridin’ ATVs in Costa Rica. Keepin’ it real(ly trashy)! [IDLYITW]

Diddy Hosts a Den of D Listers

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Diddy ruled the night this weekend out at the Connecticut casino/resort Foxwoods, where he helped to welcome the new, $700 million MGM Grand Casino with a celeb-studded bash. The only problem? The “celebs” were resident D-Listers like Top Models Jaslene and CarriDee, and our favorite lady of the night, Kim Kardashian. Peep the pics below to see who showed.

Dina Lohan Ruins Her Mini-Me Daughters

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We could not be more excited for what is sure to be the best trash on television, Living Lohan. Yes, it’s Dina Lohan‘s reality show about managing her daughter Ali while she watches as her eldest daughter Lindsay‘s career turns to crap. In other words: comedy gold! Check out this sneak peak of the ep; you’ll learn to love the sick way it makes you feel – promise!

Rihanna to Sell Skanky Skivvies

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RiRi is quite the entrepreneur! Our songbird/umbrella saleslady/Chris Brown‘s secret lover is looking to launch her own underwear line and rake in some cash. “There might be a clothing line on the horizon, maybe underwear,” Ri has said. This new venture should be super easy as Rihanna wears outfits that resemble underwear already! For inspiration, we suggest she check out some of the pics below.

Mariah Carey’s Going Wedding Crazy

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mimi-wedding.jpgUh oh - Nick Cannon has created a monster, a monster who is busy planning a massive second wedding to her new young lover! Yikes. A big-mouthed source blabbed some of the details of Mariah Carey‘s second big day, alleging that Naomi Campbell is on the wedding guest list (she’ll be throwing Blackberries instead of bouquets). The spy also said that, “She wants over 2,000 guests and the budget will be well over $4 million and she’ll have at least 14 bridesmaids.” Hot damn! That’s not a party, that’s a parade!

Wedding #2 is supposedly taking place here in NYC over the next six weeks, so we’ll be on watch. If you see a giant white blob floating toward you (perhaps riding on a giant butterfly?), look out! Mrs. Mimi’s getting married, and it should be a sight to behold. [MSNBC]

Heidi & Spencer Are Cheap A-Holes

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Waiters, waitresses, servers, bus boys, and bartenders BEWARE! Heidi and Spencer may wear fancy clothes, drive Beamers, and drop cash, but when no one’s looking they are cheap cheap cheap! The putrid pair and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an LA restaurant Saturday night, and then only tipped $16 on the check!

Just in case they were too busy being catty to pay attention in high school math, here’s how it works:To get 20% of $783.00: Move the decimal place one spot to the left ($78.30) and double it. The magic number: $156.60! Looks like Spencer was a little off, not that we expect him to be good at math – or anything, for that matter. The poor server had to then bug a Hills producer for some dough, who handed over an additional $60. Would you expect anything classier from these two? [TMZ]

Ash & Pete Say I Do, Confess Pregnancy

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Here comes the bride, blah blah blah blahhhh. Shocker of the century! Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are now husband and wife, and sealed the deal in a backyard ceremony at her parents’ house on Saturday. You think Ash might have learned from her big sister’s early mistake marriage to Nick Lachey (which ended in divorce) but instead she asked Jess to be her maid of honor. Ash wore Monique Lhuillier, Jess was decked in Vera Wang, and guest Nicole Richie showed up in a stunning a purple gown. Pretty! The guests were asked to wear dark colors to match the theme of the wedding, which was Alice in Wonderland. Ashlee also announced to her guests that she was four months pregnant, to which the 150 people replied, “No sh*t!”

The best part of the wedding weekend was not the nuptials, but that Papa Joe Simpson – who officiated the wedding – begged Tony Romo to attend the wedding as Jessica’s date, even though he allegedly dumped her last week. The good guy footballer escorted his ex, and served as a wonderful reminder that if Ash and Pete’s marriage ends in the D word, things can only get worse. The lesson of the day? Love stinks. But seriously, congrats guys! [US]