Let’s assume that Mariah Carey doesn’t answer the doorbell wearing nothing but thigh-highs, panties, and push-up bra. Let’s also assume that the mansion in the singer’s new “Touch My Body” video isn’t her own. Some things are simply concocted for entertainment purposes, right? So where does Mariah really live? What does Mimi’s crib actually look like? Architectural Digest got to the bottom of that question. Its latest issue features a photo spread of Carey’s NYC triplex. Here are some shots of the place. Let’s assume that Glitter is rarely shown in the screening room, and don’t cry when you realize there are no pics of the white piano once owned by Marilyn Monroe.
Matt Damon Gonna be a Daddy, Again
The most normal guy in Hollywood is expecting baby number 2. Lucky kid! [Dlisted]
Heidi Montag’s Mediocre Fashion Line Ready to Go
The Hills vixen is attempting to throw a launch party for her new line, but no one wants to host the bash. Shouldn’t Spencer volunteer? [Page Six]
Pink Forgets her Hubby Troubles in Mexico
The singer is doing all the right things to let go of her ex. Now all she needs is a bottle of white wine, a fire for photo-burning and a really good girl mix. [Page Six]
Heath’s Will Reveals No Money for Matilda
The actor’s papers were drawn up before he even dated Michelle, but his family has assured the world that his little girl will be well cared for. Phew. [People]
K-Fed Bonds with Brit’s Dad
Jamie Spears and his ex son-in-law bonded recently over a little man talk and golf. Brit’s family sure loves K-Fed, but will Brit warm back up to him? [Page Six]
It’s our last dose of Brady-ism for a while! So just what will the cute couple leave us with to remember them by?
Deep thoughts by Chris Knight. Hey, at least he’s trying to make it sexy by doing it in a jacuzzi in Hawaii, right?
Yeah boyeee! Flavor of Love 3 is on fire! Last week the ladies were challenged to a roast and the insults got dirty! Read up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who you think Flav will dismiss next.
Grayvee got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?
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Our You Oughta Know artist turned global superstar John Legend stopped by chez Colbert recently, singing a little valentine to the Lady of New York Harbor. There was love in the air, but some tension, too. Toward the end, the host said he just might kick the natty soul celeb’s “prom king ass.” Why must a woman come between friends? Y’all know we’re celebrating the 25th anniversary of Thriller, yes?
VH1’s spoof show features Lance Krall as a dimwitted radio host who has some infuriating opinions and isn’t shy about expressing them. He also has a weekly blog here where he discusses his innermost thoughts. In this episode, Lance hunts ghosts in his closet. He’s obsessed with the paranormal, see. But it seems like the paranormal doesn’t want to have anything to do with him.
There’s no reason not to feel in the know about Snoop Dogg‘s new Ego Trippin’, dropping Tuesday. Yesterday we showed where an advance track could be heard. Today’s the full track listing (catch it after the jump). There’s also a sizable profile of the Doggfather and his disc, and a Rolling Stone review. Here’s part of what he’s telling Billboard.
“I’m the nicest rapper in the world,” he quietly declares. “But at the same time I’ve got that bad boy persona and I didn’t really want to approach it like that this time. I wanted to make a record that felt good the whole way through as opposed to trying to make a record that was so gangsta, so hard or so ‘hood-appealing. I looked at people before me to see how they went through different decades with their music. Curtis and Marvin lasted, making their same kind of music even after disco came in and then played out. With my career lasting this long, I had to start looking at the changes in music and the changes in me, seeing what’s needed to stay here.”
Head to Rhapsody on Tuesday to hear Ego Trippin’ for free.
Below, Inna talks about fighting with senior citizens, rumors of bisexuality and how she felt about Bret calling her his “Ukrainian love tank.”
Dina Lohan should seriously write a book on how to best screw up children. Lindsay Lohan‘s
enabler mommy-dearest was out and about with her youngest daughter Ali yesterday, and the two got busy incoherently plugging their upcoming reality TV show. While Ali mumbled something about all the advice Lindsay’s given her, Dina went on a tear about the family’s latest venture on the small screen: “… we have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.” Wow what great mom advice! If you can’t beat the hordes of paparazzi who exploit your kids, join them! Her other obviously genius move – giving Ali a haircut identical to hers. Nothing says “my kid’s growing up too fast” than a 45-year old’s do.
Watch the video here for all it’s cringe-worthy goodness.
They can’t warp our brains with every episode, and after last week I’m happy they don’t. Last night’s show, entitled “The Other Woman,” brought back the jungle whispers, told us who sent Not-Penny’s-Boat, and explained a love triangle that didn’t include Kate as well as a love quadrangle that does include Kate. It also filled us in on Ben owning everyone he comes in contact with – especially Locke.
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rabbit answers? We can satisfy that hunger. What did you notice about last night’s episode? Add your catches in the comments section.