Bret Michaels‘ appearance on last night’s episode of Fox’s Don’t Forget the Lyrics is clipped above in a highlights reel of sorts. Watch Bret sing Quiet Riot’s “Cum on Feel the Noize,” and, even more unlikely, Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” (although we have to admit that the fact that he passed up singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” hurts our collective hearts). Bret played the game show to raise money for juvenile diabetes research and St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. He ended up with a pretty penny for both causes — watch the clip above to find out.
And below, a bonus clip:
Calling Brangelina, TomKat, X-Tina, Nicole, and Jarc Lopanthony!!! Usher thinks you and your million dollar baby photos are disgusting! He’s speaking out against all the celebs who accept cash from mags in exchange for baby pics, and he’s pissssssed. “In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money,” he growled to Page Six after rumors swelled that he too was selling pics of his newborn, Usher V. “I am livid that people talk about my child.”
He also ranted about the (mis)treatment of his wife Tameka, stating, “I stand by her as a man loving my wife and being there for my child . . . this is my wife and I would hope that [people] would respect my wife and my marriage and who I have chosen to spend my life with.” Certainly we respect Usher’s opinion (his wife is another story) and agree with his baby-pimpin’ stance. Still, we find it a little odd that he’d then pose with his son – for free – on the cover of the June issue of Essence magazine. Isn’t it possible to pimp even if no cash exchanges hands? [Page Six]
A purple dildo mic, a dad who wants to chaparown his daughter, and the week’s biggest teen billionaire scandal. Finally, we have some footage from the moment when Hannah Montana showed off that radically sensual shoulder of hers.
Like the black smoke monster in last week’s episode, this entire season of Lost has chugged along like a freight train. Last night’s “Something Nice Back Home” had an array of stories to tell. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with looking from side to side and taking in the lay of the land. It was kind of nice…quaint, even. But with a shorter than normal season, followed by a reduced number of post-strike episodes, a storytelling session is not what I was expecting.
Jack and Claire both got visits from Daddy, Jin pwned Charlotte, Kate scampered around in her skivvies, Claire left Aaron safely in a tree (huh?), Karl and Danielle took dirt naps, Hurley played the telephone game with Jack, Sawyer’s heart grew three sizes and Miles was still a douche. Let’s run this thing down:
Flav takes his final three ladies to Paris, France for some romance! Check out a sneak peek of the next episode here, and tell us who you think Flav will dismiss next.
Our girl, Thing 2 got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?
Pics of Flav’s fallen hotties after the jump.
Presidential candidate Barack Obama appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman to ensure the world that he’ll take care of business the first instant he steps into the White House. And by business, he means Spencer Pratt. USA don’t need that ish!
On this episode, the mothers’ claws come out…
…and the kids are right there to show just how impressionable they are!
Holy crap everyone! A blog, Hollyscoop, has “learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting.” OMG!!! This completely anonymous source assures the world that B is in her early stages and that everyone at their wedding knew the good news, however she won’t reveal it for a while because ya know, they’re super private. Except, of course, when it comes to talking to this anonymous source, natch, who also alleged that they had a shotgun wedding due to the pregnancy.
Wow! Guess what? I have an exclusive anonymous source (my cat) who can reveal that Britney Spears is going to be the democratic nominee for President and that Paris Hilton has gotten rid of her Bentleys and plans to ride horses around Beverly Hills in order to stop pollution! Oh, they’ve also give me an exclusive pic of Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s yet to be born baby decked out in Dereon (see above)! Anonymous sources are like super heroes, ya’ll. Totally amazing and 100% fake!
This week Coldplay released the cover art for their upcoming album, Viva La Vida, which is just what the chaps have been doing since they were last in the spotlight (hanging with Kanye, living with a fox). In addition to the cover, we also snagged you the track list, which is after the jump. If you want to give their newest single a listen, head to Rhapsody and tell us what you think of “Violet Hill.”
Recently, a rumor circulated that Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora will be the next rocker to search for love on VH1′s Rock of Love franchise. We can report that this is ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE. Every time Rock of Love ends, people start placing their bets on which rock star will be the next to publicly search for love. Until you hear officially from us, none of that is reality.