Heard the rumor about Brit having a bun in the oven? Us too. But we’re not freaking out over a little belly bump, cuz we know our girl can’t be knocked up just yet. Don’t believe us? Check out these five solid reasons and then try to challenge our proof.
5. The Jamie-Lynn Factor
You think Britney would get pregnant when her hotter, younger, more scandalously pregnant sister is about to give birth? Hell no! Brit shares the spotlight with no one, and there’s no way she’d let her possible pregnancy get overshadowed by J-L!
4. Ciggies Aren’t for Mommies
Say what you will about Britney Spears and how big she looks in this pic, but there’s NO WAY she is dumb enough to smoke while pregnant.
Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker, what have you done? Paris Hilton has us fearing that the centerpiece-as-a-hat look may be a hot trend this summer. The goofy hat accessorized her all-white ensemble as she promoted her new scent, “Can Can,” at Selfridge’s in London.
Check out more photos of the atrocity below…
We had no idea that Mariah Carey‘ was lugging around a secret boyfriend until early 2008, but perhaps we were just blinded by her butterfly rings and didn’t see him standing next to her. The mystery man is producer Mark Sudack, and he stuck by his emancipated gal pal for close to four years. He even worked on her recent hit album, E=MC2. So guess who was totally shocked by her whirlwind love affair and marriage with Nick Cannon? Yep, you guessed it. “He never thought she would go off and marry someone else,” a Sudack pal revealed to Us. “He’s heartbroken and shocked.”
So are we, Mark Sudack. So are we.
Three girls remain. Only one can be Flav’s Queen. Who will it be: Black, Sinceer, or Thing 2? Sneak peek the season finale here, and tell us who you think will win Flavor of Love 3.
More pics of Flav’s hotties below.
Holy shizz. This video seriously needs no introduction. All you need to know is:
Seriously stripper-fific, booty-bouncing moments.
VH1‘s most amazing shows, like Rock of Love, Flavor of Love and My Fair Brady.
Mix them all together, and you get the The 10 Sexiest Stripper-rific Moments in VH1 History. And seriously, we mean SEXY.
Watch all 10 videos here. Then drool and comment.
The end is nigh. Last night’s elimination episode was full of tears, fear, and, inevitably, only two contenders left standing. You’d be forgiven for being a little tired of the Idols at this point, so let’s highlight the non-Idol moments that made last night’s episode so enjoyable. Drumroll, please:
5. The Dolphin
Since we’re down to only three contestants and have a sold-out hour of advertising space to fill, the producers treated us to lengthy videos chronicling their trio’s individual journeys from hopefuls in a army of thousands to the three remaining stars of the show. Once again, we learned something about the Idols as people — but at the end of the day, the star of the video profiles was that charismatic dolphin who provided the memorable photo op. Upstaged by a sea-mammal? Yes, it’s true. Hey Flipper, expect a call from Simon. If he can do it for Leona Lewis, he can do it for you.
Ashlee and Pete have sent out Evites inviting people to their top secret wedding. Did you check your email yet to see if you got one? Yep, the thing is so hush-hush, they not only invited people by the most traceable way possible, they then begged the tabloids to bid on the right to cover the nuptials. Allegedly they stand to earn a seven-figure sum for allowing the entire world to watch their most precious moment. Barf. Some other deets we learned today about the Simpson/Wentz shotgun wedding: Ash is wearing Vera Wang, no cameras are allowed, Jess is holding the rehearsal dinner at her house AND Ashlee is allegedly super clingy, which her man loves. They truly are a perfect pair. They’d be even more perfect if they’d stop forcing their love down our throats. [NYDN]
In the clip above from Monday’s series finale of Flavor of Love, check out Thing 2 turning down Flav’s request for a nightcap. No girl has ever turned down Flav like this before in the show’s history! Awesome, y/y?
Want to hear the bumpin’ track that Flav produced with our contest winner? Download it for free right here.
Time to ask your boss for August 19th off – that is, of course, if the President doesn’t declare the day a national holiday. Regardless, angels will surely come down from the heavens to be present on such a glorious day, flowers will spring up from the concrete, and animals will start speaking and flock to France so they can witness the birth of the Twingelinas. Angie (seen here earlier today in Cannes, France) is keeping the sex of her kiddies private but really, does it matter? We know the most important thing already – that they will be hot as sh*t.
Look out pretty little Shiloh, the world’s most beautiful babies are about to be born, and there are TWO of them ready to grab that title from your sticky baby hands.
Brangelina‘s got twins on board, and you can thank Jack Black for spilling the beans. [DListed]
Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse kiss, the entire world gags in unison. [Seriously? OMG!]
Jessica Simpson is jealous of Jen Aniston‘s new love with John Mayer. Get a hobby, Jess! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt make peace and drop their beef. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan is macking on Nicole Richie‘s man. What else is new? [IDLYITW]
Lily Allen got all nude in France. We’re more startled by her blond hair. Eek. [CelebSlam]