Rock of Love: Rockstar Moments

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Bret Michaels is no stranger to strange experiences, as any fan of Rock of Love and/or Poison can attest. The glam-metal maniac is a notorious womanizer, a pastime which seems to work for him on Rock of Love 2. In the clip above, Bret’s potential paramour Angelique (who’s from France, and whose accent is, uh, rather pronounced), strips for him in private, and licks chocolate off her breasts with her tongue. Somehow, through the magic of editing, we’ve made this clip relatively safe for work. So you can watch it now. Have fun. Below, after the jump, Jackie demonstrates her pole-dancing skills. Is it hottt? You tell us.

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Shut Up, Perfect Jessica Alba

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jessicaalba.jpgMove over Britney SpearsJessica Alba is quickly becoming the most loathsome celeb in Hollywood. It’s not her good looks or charmed life that kill us inside; we can even handle the fact that our cat is a better actress than Alba is. But when she opens her big, beautiful mouth and starts talking, our blood boils and our skin crawls. She’s just so effing clueless about how lucky she is, and it comes across painfully in the stupid things she says. Take for example, her feelings about breastfeeding: “[It] is the only thing I’m paranoid about,” she says. “More than giving birth.”

Really? It’s a boob sagging thing, we’re sure. But Jess should be fine, because she’s not pigging out on ice cream during her pregnancy. Nope, the starlet is watching her waistline, even though it’s supposed to be getting bigger (because, you know, she’s pregnant). “I try to eat as healthy as possible [and] exercise,” Jess continues. “As long as I don’t gain too much, too fast, that’s the key.” Ugh.Excuse us while we go stuff our not-pregnant selves with Doritos and cry. [Us]

How Hollywood Stays Connected

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There’s lots of drama in the office of David Newman, cool-ass film agent and dude who lunches simply to be seen. His assistant is quitting to work for his competitor, his clients are falling for the wrong partners, and his pals break up via text-message. Worst of all? He’s got the big-time hots for the agent who prowls the penthouse office.

Want to find out what we’re talking about? For the next six days we’re recapping our “Connected” series, one Webisode at a time. Here’s where you can find out more about the series, here are 10 Things You Should Know going in, and here’s episode 2: “Ruthless Love.”

Heath Was Dating Mary-Kate Before Death

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mko_heath.jpgWell, it took a death to get this little interesting bit of gossip out: Heath Ledger was reportedly dating Mary-Kate Olsen before he passed away earlier this week. Her name has been in the mix since Heath passed, first in reports that he was staying at her sister’s apartment when he died. Here’s the real scoop: the masseuse, Diane Lee Wolozin, who first discovered Heath unconscious, placed a call to mutual friend MKO to ask for help, who in turn rang her private security peeps in New York. Wolozin later called back to inform the twin that things looked serious and she was calling 911.Mary-Kate was apparently dating the actor, even though he had been recently linked to Aussie model Gemma Ward.

On the drug front, Heath’s apartment turned up nothing illegal or suspicious, contrary to earlier reports. The rolled up twenty-dollar bill that was discovered tested negative for drug residue, and all that turned up were pills for insomnia, anxiety and pain. Now that the rumors appear to be busted, perhaps it’s time to end the speculation for a while (at least until his autopsy reports come back in a couple weeks) and give the guy – and his grieving family and friends – a little peace and quiet.

Sundance Stories: Cheezy From I Love New York 2 Spends the Night With Paris and Perez

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cheezy.jpgAs you may have noticed, the Sundance Film Festival is ongoing right now — the annual Park City celebrity meeting ground, where films are bought, sold, distributed and traded. We’re checking in with a variety of actors to see how they’re spending their time. Today’s dispatch is from Cheezy, one of the contestants on I Love New York 2. He’s the happy-go-lucky sort, and spent his time in Utah networking. He also kissed Perez Hilton. Read on.

VH1: Have you been to Sundance before?
Cheezy:
I’ve been twice. I worked in the film industry before I Love New York 2. I was in film distribution, so I used to go out there, watch movies, decide what was good for DVD and hand out business cards. This year, though, I just wanted to go for myself, to network, for fun. Plus, it doesn’t hurt that I can now get into a lot more parties than I used to! [Laughs]

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Adam Sandler: Leave Tom Cruise Alone!

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adam_sandlerFunnyman Adam Sandler wants everyone to back off Tom Cruise. After a couple of videos leaked last week depicting Cruise wild-eyed, hysterical and proselytizing the merits of Scientology, Cruise has come under further attack, with “actor” Jerry O’Connell making videos in his free time (which we’re imagining is plentiful) and Cruise being used as a cultural punchline. But Adam Sandler, who’s not exactly known for his cultural sensitivity, is asking everyone to cut it out. “To see anyone’s private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening,” Adam Sandler told People. “It’s especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who’s a great dad, a great husband, and a great friend.”

While we applaud Sandler’s altruism, and agree that celebrities are people too, we’d like to point out that Tom Cruise is insane, and Sandler’s been responsible for a few mocking portrayals in his time. Below, we’ve come up with a list of folks who could have used some of Sandler’s compassion before he decided to mock them:

Civil Unions
The Mentally Disabled
Vampires
Kids with Trust Funds
Rob Schneider
Golfers
Wedding Singers

Flavor of Love 3: Meet Flav’s Ladies

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Below, you’ll find big shots of some of the ladies set to compete for Flavor Flav’s affection on Flavor of Love 3, premiering Monday, Feb. 11. We don’t want to give too much away about the girls, but you can find out more info by checking out each of their profiles which are up on the just-launched social-networking site Flavor of Love World.

Also: OMG!!! TWINS!!!

Bee-Ex:

Bunz:

El:

Grayve:

Hotlanta:

Ice:

Myammee:

Prancer:

Q-Tee:

Seezinz:

Shy:

Sinceer:

Thing 1 & Thing 2:

Tik:

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Thursday: Lindsay Still Loves Her Coke

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lindsaylohan012408.jpgLindsay’s Coke Dealer Speaks
Apparently Linds called the guy looking for some blow after rehab. So he’s just telling us what we already know? [NYDN]

Britney’s Kids Can Forget About Mom Time

The judge is Britney’s case continues K-Fed’s sole custody, protecting the Feder-kids from their bra-less mom for a few more weeks. [Us]

Sandler Sticks up for Tom Cruise

The “funny” guy is mad at people for mocking his pal. Er, isn’t that what Adam does to make his millions (Chuck and Larry, anyone)? [People]

Tony Can’t Kick Jessica to the Curb
The guy should know you don’t mess with a girl from Texas, especially one who’s desperate for love. [DListed]

Joel Madden: Baby Obsessed
Blah, blah, blah, the baby and life are beautiful and amazing and everything is a blessing blah, blah, blagh. [People]

Sundance Stories: Emily Blunt Wants A Sundance Tattoo In Her Swimsuit Area

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blunt_rajskub.jpgAs you may have noticed, the Sundance Film Festival is ongoing right now — the annual Park City celebrity meeting ground, where films are bought, sold, distributed and traded. We’re checking in with a variety of actors to see how they’re spending their time. VH1 News caught up with actresses Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada) and Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) to talk about Sundance. They gave us the lowdown on their new, buzz-worthy film Sunshine Cleaning at the Film Lounge Media Center. The movie is about two women who start a biohazard waste removal/crime-scene clean-up service. Sounds like an indie hit.

On why they wanted to be in Sunshine Cleaning:

Emily Blunt: I read the script and it’s really beautiful and funny and kinda off the wall, and, um, the character was great. She was this eccentric pothead so I was like, “I’m in!” What about you?
Mary Lynn Rajskub: Because I got a chance to work with Emily Blunt.
EB: Thank you.

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